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Post-80s jingle
Super classic post-80s jingle
1, fry, fry, fry, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.
2, the brain has a small neck and a thin neck, eating and not working! Big head and thick neck, the more you look, the more you look like a pig! Heartless, can't eat or sleep!
3, high-rise, high-rise, high-rise downstairs to sell Yuanxiao, Yuanxiao Yuan, Yuanxiao Yuan, Yuanxiao Yuan is not free.
4, Rizhao Hotel raw purple smoke, depending on the sight of roast chicken, mouth water three thousands of feet, each pocket a piece of paper.
I have four beautiful women in my mind and a Japanese flower girl in my hand. This kind of life is sweet, and I don't envy Yuanyang or immortals.
6. Little Ya Dan, sitting by the well, playing slippery and falling off his ass.
7. One meter and one meter three, climbing the mountain, riding a red horse, sailing, and liberating Taiwan Province Province with the five-star red flag. If you can't climb the mountain, please roll down.
8. Chengdu Edition: An old Ding Man ate two children with glutinous rice balls, but didn't eat for three days. He was so hungry that he bought three onions, three triangles, a wax gourd, sixty cents, a bunch of candied fruit, and seventy cents.
9, big head, big head up the mountain to catch grasshoppers, grasshoppers fly, big head chase, big head straight urine.
10, widen the saw, widen the saw, grandma's family is going to sing a big show, and my little granddaughter is going, so call back a ribbon (broom for sweeping kang)!
1 1, a three-year-old child wears patterned shoes to school. The teacher said that he was young and ran home with his schoolbag on his back. He can't run, he can't, he's good, he can't get up, he can't get up, he can come, he can come, he can go to school, he can learn, he can learn culture. Drawing, drawing, drawing, drawing, drawing, library. Tube, tube, tube. Look out, look out, there's a fire. Fire, fire, locomotive. Head, head, big steamed bread.
12, I picked up a cigarette by the roadside and gave it to Uncle JC. My uncle smoked a cigarette and nodded to me. I'm happy to say, bye, man. .
13, swallows fly, chasing in May, Erkang falls in love, it doesn't matter who Jinsuo loves, Liu Qing is brother and sister, the emperor loves your princess, the queen stomps her feet with anger, and Mammy Rong is an old tortoise.
14, the first-grade thief, the second-grade thief, the third-grade beauty, the fourth-grade handsome guy lined up, the fifth-grade mandarin duck, and the sixth-grade child slept all over the room.
15 and 1939, Japanese devils came to my house, killed my chicken, killed my duck and took my golden doll. I cried, I cried, I cried. Uncle PLA came to my house, returned my chicken, returned my duck, and finally gave me a golden doll?
A selection of post-80s jingles.
Maruko, banana pear, Malanhua 21.
28256, 28257,
28293 1 1。
Three eight three five six, three eight three five seven,
Three eight three nine four one one.
An old man named Ding bought our eggs. I said 30 points and he said 40 points. Fuck the eggs!
Big head, big head, don't worry about rain. I have an umbrella and a big head.
Eat your head, sell sesame oil, sesame oil and lick your crotch!
On this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere.
No one can escape from the bear at night.
The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me,
The bird says morning, morning. Why are you carrying an explosive bag?
I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know.
I ran as soon as I pulled the rope, and the school exploded with a bang!
True Hero: In my heart, you are an onion. Throw your chop into the toilet.
Once upon a time, there was a mountain with a temple and an old monk in it.
The old monk is telling a story to the children. What story are you telling? Once upon a time there was a mountain. ...
Big saw, big saw, the old man will sing a big play at the door, so I won't take you!
One net does not catch fish, two nets do not catch fish, and three nets catch small tails.
Knife? What kind of knife is it? Gold wire big ring knife!
Sword? What sword is it? Close the moon and shame the lightsaber!
What kind of trick is it? Yin and yang of heaven and earth!
People, what are they like? People who fly over the eaves and walk over the walls!
Love, what kind of love? Beauty loves heroes!
The jingle of childhood after 80s.
1. In the morning of spring, mosquitoes are everywhere. At night, the houses are washed away by floods.
The sun shines, the flowers smile at me, and the birds say early. Why are you carrying an explosive charge?
3. I went to bomb the school, but the teacher didn't know. I ran away with a hidden thread. The school exploded with a bang!
4. Sunday morning is white, and the old garbage collectors line up. When the police gave the order, they rushed into the garbage dump and their shoes and socks flew about. ...
It's raining hard. Beijing called me to be a soldier. I haven't grown up.
6. Two little dolls, make a phone call together, gnome male-",where are you?
Hey, hey, hey, I am in kindergarten.
7. Ding Lingling is out of class, and the teacher's nose is stuck. She won't go to the hospital to see her, and the teacher is in a hurry.
(Huang An? Mandarin ducks and butterflies dream? Tone)
8. Yesterday there was a flood in your house, and your mother became a turtle and your father became a big bird flying all over the sky? (I don't know which wicked child made it up)
9. Xiaoqiu, Pippi, Malanhua 2 1, 256, 257, 282931,356357, 383941?
10. On the first day, I went to play by the river and lost my golden doll. I cried and cried and wanted to cry.
The next day, I went to the river to brush my teeth and found my golden doll. I laughed and laughed and wanted to laugh.
On the third day, God's wife came to my house, killed my chicken, killed my duck, and finally gave me a melon.
On the fourth day, Uncle Red Army came to my house, returned my chicken, returned my duck, and finally gave me a big red flower.
The above is the content related to the jingle I arranged for you. I hope it helps you. Welcome to reading.
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