Is there a super drag QQ girl's signature, which is a bit funny?

The 20 10 quotation I just found was called by the landlord:

1. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do limited things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

2. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.

3. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were scraped without sparks.

There are only two things I can't do in my life (1). This won't do either.

That won't happen either.

I work five jobs a day now, trying to earn 20 10 tickets.

6. Losing weight means eating more meat. ....

7. People have a good background, and I only have a back.

8. Hey, I wake up handsome every morning.

9. It doesn't matter if you have no money, job or girlfriend.

10. I don't know much about music, so the times are unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

1 1. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

12. You said you liked me? Actually ... I like myself!

13. The success of a person's life depends on the memorial service.

14. If you leave first, don't blame me for betraying you.

15. Actually, I am a fairy who came to earth, but I just landed on my face first.

16. I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get wet.

17. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

18. You don't have to sleep long before you die, but you will sleep after you die.

19. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

No one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

2 1. When bored, the favorite thing to do is to be in a daze. ....

22. A swimming pool without a bikini beauty is not a complete swimming pool.

23. Philosophers are illegal. When you think about the same thing for more than five minutes and thirty seconds, you become a philosopher.

24. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

25. If God wants to destroy it, he must first make it crazy.

26. Life can't be like cooking. You must prepare all the ingredients before cooking.

There must be a hole next to the mouse when it laughs at the cat.

28. Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

29. The most important thing in life is not where you are, but where you are going. It's also a B, which can be turned into NB in The Journey to the West, and it can only be SB if it breaks through the south wall and doesn't look back.

30. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then shedding tears.

3 1. As an animal, I feel great pressure.

Mom said people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

33. Life is a coffee table filled with cups!

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world. .....

36. Lie down where you fell.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

38. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

The biggest advantage of getting old is that you can't get what was fashionable when you were young, but now you don't want it.

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

4 1. Life is like toilet paper. Talk as little as possible if you have nothing to do.

42. Don't talk to me about ideals, and quit!

43. Did you make coffee today?

44. Give me a little sunshine, and I will rot.

45. Relax, I'm not a good person.

46. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has seen me take a step back?

47. Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

48. People in the past, don't be sad for my death. If I live, none of you will live.

(Personally, I feel that Article 29 is very handsome. )