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One day I will have the power to kill all the dogs in the world, this type of sentence

Daughters-in-law can depend on each other for a long time, but horses cannot replace wives

If you have money, you will have a bunch of dogs behind you, but if you don’t have money, it will be difficult to find a way in society

It used to be difficult to make a difference in the sea, no matter how poor a woman is Cheating

You can only drive a Land Rover if you have tasted the hardships of life

If you are young and don’t work hard, you can only drive a Xiali

Be sweet and cruel. If you should stay, you should let go

One day, if you have the power, you will kill all the dogs in the world who have failed me

If you are not a society, you should open up your bright spots, if you are not a gangster, you should be careful

My enemies can do nothing to me, I am free to become a Buddha

If your life does not stop, your life will be in vain

High-rise buildings are rising from the ground, it is better to rely on yourself than to rely on anyone

I will not offend others unless they offend me, but I will be polite if they offend me

If someone offends me again, I will give a shot in return, and if they still offend me, I will eradicate them

Remember , now people who use Apple say they don’t have pockets, and people with tattoos say it’s hot

I drink a box of mineral water a day just to make myself more pee

I won’t brag if I kill you Come on, I'm sorry if I fail

Behind every woman you yearn for, there is a man who plays with her enough

Nowadays, the girl is so great, she can go out alone The world

Unknowingly, I have a big belly, and I have a child without a father

Men and women are not drunk, and now no one is sleeping in the hotel

If a woman is not coquettish enough, her quality Still need to improve

If a man is not cheap enough, I advise you to practice more

Dry firewood is a bright and bright fire, wet firewood is a dull fire

The wind blows the grass Duo, my grass, when I look back, they are full of goods

Riding a wolf, herding sheep, singing folk songs and playing hooligans

Taking a bath, watching birds, feeling comfortable every second

If you want to succeed, you must go crazy first and rush forward

Brothers will not meet each other when they get rich, they will only suffer and be reunited

In the beginning, people are good-natured and want to play. Get out of here, all your heart and mind

I used to play hard, but now I play hard

I pointed my middle finger to the sky and said I was stupid, but the sky said don't mess around

Now life How wonderful it is to have food, drink, and a computer

Nowadays, life is so exciting, with wine, food, and love

44 very insightful truths:

1. It will get dark, people will change, love will fall short of deception, the road will be long, don’t be too crazy, you may not know who will be brilliant in the future!

2. When you are proud, your friends get to know you; when you are in trouble, you get to know your friends again.

3. I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.

4. Some good friends really drift apart without knowing it, and you don’t even know the reason.

5. Good brother, you betrayed me,

I don’t mind at all, my gain is that I see you clearly...

6. Some Friends, I used to have nothing to say, but now I have nothing to say.

7. Some people take it lightly when they see it clearly.

8. Suddenly I discovered that many of my good friends had lost contact without knowing it.

9. Eat a candy when you are sad and tell yourself that life is sweet!

10. When you are upset, remember three sentences:

Forget it, it doesn’t matter, it will pass.

11. I finally understand that when you do it right, no one will remember it; when you do it wrong, even your breathing is wrong.

12. Liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. Facts are easy to explain, but feelings are hard to describe. The difference between "love" and "like" is simple, if you love a flower you will water it, if you like it you will pick it!

13. Being single means you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for the person who deserves you.

14. One word, oh, broke all the topics I wanted to talk about.

15. Thank you for being so busy and coming to hurt me personally.

16. If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know certain people.

17. When chatting, have you ever quietly deleted the words you typed because you saw the other person's "typing..." and waited quietly...

18. When you see someone liking you so much, you should really be happy for you, but you can’t laugh because that position was once mine. . .

19. We have endless conversations on QQ, but in reality we can’t say a word when we meet, just like strangers. . .

20. I won’t delete you, I just want to see how you write your feelings for that woman. . .

21. Have you ever felt sorry for my persistence for a moment? . .

22. If you don’t feel it, don’t give

me the illusion. . .

23. I don’t take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I don’t know whether I am important in your heart.

24. A good man is one who has the mentality of losing when he quarrels with his wife...

25. Sometimes, I like listening to songs not because of the good singing, but because of the good singing. Because the lyrics are written like myself.

26. How much true love is contained in a simple "haha".

27. I rejected so many ambiguities just for an uncertain future for you. . .

28. How many people post QQ signatures or QQ comments just for someone to see them.

29. When I become more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers...

30. As long as we are separated, no matter how familiar we are. , will gradually become alienated.

31. Don’t open your wounds easily for others to see, because others will see it as fun, but it will hurt you.

32. If you have not experienced what others have experienced, don’t judge someone’s past!

33. No matter how vigorous a couple is, they cannot compare to ordinary parents.

34. Those who treat their parents badly, what qualifications do you have to live? . .

35. Sometimes I feel inexplicably upset, but I can’t explain why...

36. When a person who loves to laugh cries, it breaks his heart more than anyone else.

37. There is no need to argue with your girlfriend in a red face. She is wrong. If you give in, she will be grateful to you. In fact, she knows that she is unreasonable.

38. Don’t give me the tenderness of being hot and cold, I’m afraid of catching a cold.

39. Whether you are sad or not is your responsibility, and whether you are hurt or not is your heart. . .

40. I care about you! Instead, I owe you!

41. Every day is like a copy. . .

42. What I envy is not the couple in their prime, but the couple who support them until they grow old. . .

43. In this world, there will always be more people who laugh at you than who care about you. . .

44. Time may not bring about feelings, but it will definitely see people’s hearts. .