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Friendship in the refrigerator

Sprite and coke are good friends.

Sprite still remembers the first time she met Coke in the first compartment of the refrigerator. Coke is a girl who became popular before she opened her mouth.

Sprite: When she smiles, her face is particularly red. She looks beautiful, just like the flowers on the window sill of her host's house in the morning. Sprite thought so in her heart, and she couldn't help bubbling with joy.

Coke also thinks Sprite is lively and moving, because she rarely sees carbonated drinks that bubble without shaking. Of course, when the owner of the refrigerator put them together, he didn't think that shy Coke and hyperactive Sprite would become such good friends one day.

At first, Sprite would tell Coke some homemade jokes when she woke up every morning. Then, before the joke was finished, she laughed so hard that the bubbles kept churning and even her body swelled up because she laughed too much. As we all know, people who listen to jokes are generally amused, and most of them are not because of the jokes themselves but because of the people who tell them.

Coke: I like her so much! Because I don't know what she was laughing at, but I really saw her laughing until her stomach swelled. I believe that one day I will understand every joke she plays. Coke silently thinking, unconsciously blushed again.

One day, there was a can of Coca-Cola on the second floor of the refrigerator. No one can see what she is thinking through the aluminum sheet. Her mystery and fashion attracted everyone in the refrigerator. All of a sudden, they became big fans of Coca-Cola, and everyone forgot the existence of the plastic bottle Pepsi.

Sprite looked down at Coke without saying a word, trying to explain: You are Pepsi, and happiness is the most important thing. She is delicious. I like you only because she is sweeter than me! Coke suddenly feels warm. The best moment in the world is now, except for the moment when the owner bought back an air-conditioned room.

Sprite: You see, eggplant turned purple looking for the signature of cans. Look at the canned yellow peaches. He himself is a canned peach. What's the fun? Look at him hahaha ... coke: snow ~ hahaha ...

There seems to be fireworks all over the sky in the first compartment of the refrigerator, one after another. I don't even know coke. No one shook her that day and fine bubbles began to appear in her body. From that day on, Coke suddenly understood all the jokes of Sprite. No matter how cold the joke is, she can understand the essence of the joke before Sprite finishes, and slowly say a few words that make Sprite laugh.

Another day, a bottle of yogurt was put in the first compartment of the refrigerator. This yogurt is of high value, but judging from his behavior, it is difficult to distinguish between male and female. Both Sprite and Coke think that they will never be friends with him.

Yogurt: Coke, why are you so dark?

Coke: Oh!

Yogurt: Sprite, why is your face so big?

Sprite: Thank your family for me.

Coke: Sprite, come here quickly. Seeing a super funny Weibo made me laugh to death ~ Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

Sprite put down her doughnut hula hoop and strolled past. ...

Sprite, Coke: Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yogurt looked at the two people next to him and couldn't speak for a moment. Are there any carbonated drinks that will bubble if no one shakes them these days?

Obviously, yogurt won't understand the jokes of Sprite and Coke. Just like Grandpa Wang Laoji didn't understand what they were happy to take off every day before his teeth fell out. For example, now, Grandpa Wang Laoji can't understand.

Sprite: Coke Coke Look, I can put two eggs on my collarbone.

Coke: Hold on! I took photos and sent them to Weibo.

Sprite: No, I'm going to laugh. ...

At this time, the familiar footsteps of the owner sounded outside the refrigerator. It's over. Everyone in the refrigerator thinks so. Because Sprite didn't have time to put the eggs back. It would be terrible if the master found out.

Yogurt looked at all this from a distance, and he seemed to see the bubbles in Sprite and Coke suddenly disappear. He seems a little sorry and reluctant. Anyway, the yogurt will soon fall down and roll on the eggs. Tell Sprite to hurry back! He didn't think too much, because his mind was full of laughter from Sprite and Coke unknown so. Sprite also understood the meaning of yogurt and ran back to its original position. Brother, the refrigerator is almost frosted.

So, the owner failed when he tried to open the refrigerator door for the first time, and it took a lot of effort to open the door, saying to himself: It's broken again, and it's time to defrost later. Hey? Why did the yogurt pour? And took two eggs? I think it just opened the door.

After that, I took the cans on the second floor, helped bring the yogurt up and closed the door.

Grandpa Wang Laoji: Do evil! Scared my old bones to death.

Sprite and coke breathed a sigh of relief, but they were happy because they escaped. They began to flip bubbles happily, ran to the yogurt and gave it a big hug.

Sprite: You don't have breasts? You are a man!

Coke: He has an Adam's apple!

Yogurt: I am a wet little boy.

The end of the story is this: Sprite Coke and Yogurt became close friends.

By the way, yogurt has been with them for a long time recently, and occasionally it can stir up two bubbles by itself.

Finally, finally:

Eggplant: Actually, I am purple, so I don't squeeze. Don't listen to two little bitches upstairs.

Canned yellow peach: I was hit lying down. Can my canned food be the same as that of the canned goddess? !

Grandpa Wang Laoji: You are born after 90!

Brother refrigerator: ahem ~ let me sum up a few words. As a household appliance, I have seen too many gatherings and departures. I have few real friends in my refrigerator. Two days ago, tomatoes and eggs let me witness their inseparable friendship. But the next day, tomatoes fell in love with salad, eggs fell in love with cucumbers, and broke up in discord. Lemon, a silly young man, quietly told me that he wanted to make friends with honey, but the next day I saw him and Weibo of grapefruit paying attention to each other. There are too many such things. But Sprite Coke is different from yogurt. They are the only little fat people I have ever seen who are still friends after the expiration date. There will always be one or two friends in life who like to hit it off as soon as they meet, just like Sprite and Coke. There will always be one or two people who feel that there will be no intersection after meeting for the first time, just like yogurt is to them. In fact, this is the wonder of fate. It seems to connect several people who shouldn't be together. You feel unreasonable, but you are happy in front of each other. ...

Lie in the trough! Power failure? !