I just finished a bowl of noodles and we went to the soup

1. I have never met a boy I like, so I can only pretend to be heterosexual first.

2. The biggest lie in the world is: I have read and agreed to the terms of use.

3. You have feelings and I have desires. As soon as the light is turned off, I’ll go.

4. I had no desire to learn, but I ended up failing the exam.

5. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth when I see you. I feel more confused than visiting a grave

6. When I was living on campus in high school, a classmate came home and asked him to carry something for me, so he sent me a text message: burn some clothes and money for me.

7. Others are pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

8. If you still call your name Kuangyun, you might as well call it Minjing

9. Can you stop being like this? When you are bored, just come to me for entertainment, and when it is busy, kick me away.

10. At that time, at that time, we were still naive. No one could have imagined that ten years later, we would be just passers-by.

11. Why do you talk like a child who is mentally retarded

12. Even if you are tired after leaving, you will not look back. We are not related

13. Don’t panic when someone says you have changed. It’s just because you no longer live according to their way.

14. Once upon a time, I wanted to share all my secrets with you. Now, you have become the biggest secret in my heart.

15. Whenever I meet you, my heart always beats. I don’t know why you always nod and smile at me.

16. Why is there such a big gap between the prince and the dog? That's the difference.

17. Late at night, I suddenly dream about young things, but I only dream about idle people, not about you. (Teacher’s comment: Do you have a grudge against this person?)

18. Snow, snow like catkins, snow like reed flowers, snow like dandelions dancing in the air, flying with the wind.

19. Fat pig, why did you escape from the pig cage? Why don't you go back and eat pig food? If you grow faster, I'll sell you for money!

20. But the hair is straight.

21. Walking on a country road with a sad hairstyle

22. There must be a road in front of the mountain, and I can't stop even if there is a road.

23. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temperament?

24. In fact, I really want to contact you but I lack an identity.

25. I think I would enjoy the morning if it came later.

26. School has started. My classmates, although I am no longer in school, I will miss you. Students, you should study hard! Don’t forget that there is still me

27. When I say I like you, will you hug me and say: Damn, didn’t you tell me earlier?

28. Love is a joke, it makes others laugh to death, but it hurts yourself

29. I don’t know how to bow my head, I don’t know how to retain, and I am not good at words. This may be me.

30. Your mother must have been full of anxiety and absent-minded when she gave birth to you, scribbling like this...

31. My principle is: I will not offend anyone unless they offend me; If someone offends me, I will get angry!

32. After you left, I shouted heartbreakingly; I will not sell this pig.

33. The swan will be lonely without the toad.

34. What you say is not necessarily better than what you sing. But the singing must be worse than the speaking.

35. True companionship can withstand ups and downs as well as the ordinary.

36. I have a heart that is purer than pure milk and truer than real fruit.

37. When you change your left hand to your right hand, you still can’t get through with your right hand. Even the rats who come to your house leave in tears

38. The worst feeling in the world is to have to doubt what you previously believed in. Stuff

39. Women like two flowers in their life: one is to spend money when they have it, and the other is to spend it as much as possible!

40. Brother, don’t waste those two words of youth, you are already in the beginning of autumn

41. Don’t be afraid of writing a paper next semester! Just write a book: Ten thousand words are omitted here!

42. Only after you have been drunk can you realize that you are stupid, and only after you have fallen in love can you understand the fool -

43. It always makes your heart ready to move, and you want to go to the next level, but you can’t. Afraid of climbing high and afraid of the cold, which can lead to hatred when one stumbles.

44. Time is ticking, ticking, and running away from my hands.

45. During exams, being a top student is like Wifi. There are people within 10 meters who want the password. In fact, Meng Po soup is a bowl of sweet soup

1.

I heard that the overlapping words are very cute. I feel like I have completely mastered it. Mastered this skill.

2.

"I missed you today"

"What about tomorrow"

"Think about you again"

3.

Why is my heart beating so fast? It’s because I have a thick and thin throat.

4.

Other children have little bear hugs, but I don’t. Look how pitiful I am, can you hug me? I don’t really want a little bear, but I don’t have a little bear. You matter.

5.

"If you are reading this sentence, it means you like me"

"If you want to deny it, then why are you still reading" < /p>

6.

Meng Po soup is a bowl of sweet soup, because Meng Po must have had an unforgettable love a long time ago, and she was just waiting for her sweetheart.

7.

"Which pen do you like among these four pens?"

"I like you."

"I said It’s the pen!”

“I like you.”

“I’m talking about these four pens!”

“But I only I like you..."

8.

I don't care, the air conditioner in my house is broken and the water has stopped. Even the dog has run away from home. I must go to your house to sleep.

9.

Once upon a time, there was an elk who was playing in the forest.

He accidentally got lost.

So it called its good friend the giraffe:

"Hey... I'm lost."

The giraffe heard and replied: "Hey, I Giraffe~"

10.

Are you interested in being a pair of gangsters? Let's grab the quilt together at night.

Your love is too thin, not enough to make a bowl of soup

1. When it comes to love, there is often no right or wrong, love is just a kind of fate. When the conditions are met, they gather; when the conditions are exhausted, they disperse.

2. Why should a person study? Because if you don't study for three days, your language will be boring. If you keep saying the same words, people will be disgusted by them. If you keep saying the same thing and the expression on your face does not change and remains the same, that is called having an abominable face. Some people's appearance is very disgusting, and listening to their words makes them feel boring. One important reason is that they don't study.

3. If you laugh alone, it is a genuine smile.

4. No matter what you have to face today, since you have reached this point, stick to it and give yourself some affirmation. You are stronger than you think.

5. A woman who does not have healthy self-growth, no matter what the circumstances, will definitely look like a "resentful woman" in a few years; a woman with quality should be like a bamboo, self-renewal and self-improvement. To grow and complete transformation, no one can help a woman who doesn’t help herself.

If you are lucky enough to have an external force that can help you "refresh" your ordinary life, then you must remind yourself: I want to "refresh" too.

6. No matter how much you change, not everyone will like you, so you might as well be the person you want to be. In the past, I would refute when encountering friction, but now I find that prejudice is far more deep-rooted than imagined. It is common to feel grievances and not to be understood. Some people like you and some people hate you. After looking down on it, I realized that there is no need to explain, and words cannot change anyone's opinion. It doesn't matter whether others love you or hate you. Choose a way of life to live a life that is irreplaceable to others.

7. Go your own way, look at your own scenery, think about your own problems, don’t always stare at others, always envy the glory of others, jealous of the glory of others, it is your own heart that is dark. What is wasted is one's own time, and what is worn away is one's own personality.

8. No matter how good a person is, no matter how much you like him, if he is not suitable for you, he will not last long. Just like a pair of shoes that you like very much when they are displayed in the window, you will only know whether they are suitable after you put them on; a powerful mobile phone is not suitable if you don't know how to use it or can't use it.

9. We always encounter some lonely and difficult moments. At that time, we all feel that we are screwed, but in fact we have all made it through. There are no tricks, no shortcuts, everyone is just taking their time. It is precisely because we have experienced countless such moments that we have learned to be calm and know how to face the difficulties that may follow. There is no magic medicine, just know not to be afraid. The future may not be better, but you have to go and take a look to find out.

10. The hourglass remembers the time we forget.

11. When I am poor, I can tell the world that I am rich. However, when you meet true love, you can't tell yourself that I won't be tempted; when you have a sweet dream, you can't tell yourself that you won't wake up; when you hear the truth, you can't tell yourself that you don't believe it. There is no eternal right or wrong, only eternal pursuit. Now that we have entered the world, how can we not be stained by dust? If you like a flower, you don't necessarily have to pick it. After you pick it, it will wither.

12. Being able to recall the past shows that you are growing up; everything that appears in life cannot be owned, but can only be experienced. Those who know this deeply will understand: there is no such thing as loss, but only passing; there is no such thing as failure, but just experience.

13. Our failure sometimes has nothing to do with quality, but a lack of resilience in difficult situations. Persistence has become our longest shortcoming. But not all successful people are outstanding, but they believe that as long as they endure and persevere, success will reveal the truth sooner or later. Those countless pursuits and yearnings are fluttering in our hearts. Let's go, don't look back, don't be nostalgic, don't hesitate, winter will eventually pass, and spring will always be full of joy.

14. Life is short, why not take it easy. There are no great principles in life. Living life is just a kind of mood. Live with a good mood, and don’t say tired even if you are tired, and don’t say bitter if you are miserable. Happiness may be reflected in "not saying tiredness" and "not saying bitterness".

15. You disappeared from my world in the shortest possible time. This is because you are determined not to let me find you. ——So Far So Close "I Know You're Not That Strong"

16. We have the same memories, and we have our own futures. There is no need to blame anyone. We stay together in youth and part ways in old age. ——So Far So Close "I Know You're Not That Strong"

17. Somewhere in the world, some people come and some leave. The ending has already been written, but you and I don't know. ——So Far So Close "I Know You're Not That Strong"

18. Your love is so thin that it's not even enough to make a bowl of soup. ——So Far So Close "I Know You're Not That Strong"

19. Some people, once they leave, will never come back. ——So Far So Close "I Know You're Not That Strong"

20. Arriving on time is an increasingly difficult thing in this world, such as dates, flights, and love. ——So Far So Close "I Know You're Not That Strong"

21. Living is already a very difficult thing, but love often makes it worse. ——So Far So Close "I Know You're Not That Strong"

22. You think my world is crowded with people, but you are the only one left in my world.

——So Far So Close "I Know You're Not That Strong"

23. The past is like a dream, and times have changed. At this moment, we should let go, be free and easy, and greet and go with a heart without attachment. Embrace that eerie stillness. Allow all the dust to settle, even if the sea is difficult, the heart should be at peace with the situation. The four seasons come and go, and destiny never reincarnates. The sky is blue, the leaves are yellow, and the autumn colors are flowing. In fact, autumn is beautiful, but the beauty is deep, subtle, lonely, and boundless. One bowl of poisonous chicken soup for one person, highly toxic

Brainwashing poisonous chicken soup, highly toxic, be careful!

Your best efforts may not be as good as others' casual efforts.

Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that you believe this sentence.

Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people are born in Rome.

When you stay up late every day, have you ever thought that the person you like has already fallen asleep, and there is no you in the dream, and he will not love you when he wakes up.

Why should you be afraid of ghosts? Those who harm you are all humans.

Aren’t the love words you’ve ever heard used to pave the way for going to bed?

Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

Good girls deserve the word "good", but pretty girls get everything.

Sometimes if you don’t try hard, how will you know what despair is?

Is it useful to be good-looking? So useful!

I flirt with you not because I like you, but because I know from the look of you that you fall asleep easily.

The life I live now is not what I want, but it is indeed what I asked for.

Don’t expect to lose weight. Bajie has traveled thousands of miles and yet he has not lost any weight. Moreover, he is also a vegetarian!

Don’t believe the fairy tale of Cinderella. If the shoes really fit, they would not fall off at that time.

When I saw that everyone’s boyfriends and girlfriends were getting uglier and uglier, I knew that everyone was getting serious and really wanted to start a family.

Do you know why your chat software is so quiet? Because you have neglected everyone for one person, no one will look for you again.

The ugly duckling itself is a swan, and Cinderella herself is from a noble family.

To those who have knocked me down, thank you, it feels so good to lie down.

Don’t just stay up late just because you are ugly.

The reason why you drink chicken soup is because the meat was eaten by others!