30 intelligent answers, 30 riddles, 20 jokes, and 20 brain teasers each

0204—Where in the world can you find such cheap accommodation? Answer: Prison cells

0205—If a nuclear war broke out, which two places do you think would be overcrowded? Answer: Earth Monkey and Heaven

0206—What would waste one third of a person’s life? Answer: Bed

0207—What horse can’t run? Answer: Trojan

0208—Who is the guy who hangs out on the street all day long and likes to be "nosy"? Answer: Traffic Police

0209—Why are more and more people getting divorced? Answer: Because more and more people are getting married

0210—If Buxin gets rabies, what is the first thing you should do? Answer: Make a list of enemies

0211—Why do some people say: The most fairly distributed thing in the world is "conscience"? Answer: Have you ever said that someone said they have no conscience?

0212—Do you know how long a person’s calves should be? Answer: It should be long enough to touch the ground

0213—You have a ship with fifteen crew members, sixty passengers, and three hundred tons of cargo. Can you calculate the age of the boat owner based on the above tips? Answer: You are the boat owner, do you still need to calculate your age?

0214—Xiao Wang rented a house in the city, and the lease stated that if he accidentally Caused a fire and burned down the house, and must pay compensation of three million yuan. Not only did Xiao Wang not object, he even took the initiative to fill in an extra zero. Why? Answer: You can’t afford to pay anyway

0215—You haven’t been able to speak for a year and a half. What were you doing during this time? Answer: Crying at birth

0216—There is an activity that can tell you accurately: beauty is not born, but is spoken by many people. What activity is this? Answer: Beauty pageant

0217—How do you distinguish between southeast and northwest? Answer: Very simple.

0218-Under what circumstances, someone is pushing the cart in front and someone is pulling it behind, but it will still move forward? Answer: When going downhill

0219—There are three children playing guessing games. One shows scissors, one shows rock, and one shows paper. How many fingers do the three of them have? Answer: Sixty

0220—I often take my dog ??for a morning run, and both he and I are so tired that we are sweating profusely. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a dog sweating profusely?

0221—Jingjing broke the high jump record all of a sudden. How did she do it? Answer: She walked under the pole

0222-When you pinch your nose, what can you not see? Answer: Of course it is you. 1. Our friendship is full of rich meanings to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump out of a tall building, I will not hesitate. He stuck his head out and said, "Oh my god, it's weird to be so tall!"

2. A visits B's house every day. B's dog always barked at A a few times at first, but then he didn't say a word. called.

A: "Your dog is so sensible, he recognizes people so quickly."

B: "I have never introduced you to it, mainly because you came too soon." If you work hard, the dog won’t bother to care about you. ”

3. Missing you will never be in arrears, caring will never stop your work, caring will never make you laid off, blessings will never rest, companionship will never retire, and love will never be lacking. you.

4. Meeting you is my destiny, really. Silk is your mask to confuse all living beings, and being alone creates your mysterious temperament. I watched you walking toward me blankly, and then I heard you shouting affectionately: Do you want money or your life?

5. Once upon a time, there was a bachelor. I heard that he could attract the attention of the opposite sex as long as he dressed himself up with beautiful feathers. So he did it, and from then on, when people saw it, they would say, "What a courageous person."

6. In fact, you are kind-hearted. You pay the bill when I eat, and you pay when I consume. You are always by my side.

This month, I see that you have lost weight obviously, and I feel sad because you are so skinny. My wallet, can you please be more generous? !

7. Thinking of you is so passionate, looking at you with lust, kissing your face, holding you with lust, loving you radiantly, pulling you into tears! You make me love and hate you at the same time, my favorite little pepper! When a person rides a motorcycle, he likes to wear his clothes inside out, that is, with the flaps buttoned up at the back to block the wind.

One day he was driving drunk, overturned, and fell on the side of the road.

The police arrived:

Police A: What a serious car accident.

Police B: Yes, my head was hit in the back.

Police Officer A: Yes, he is still breathing. Let’s help him turn his head back.

Police B: Okay... One, two, hard, one, two, hard, turn back.

Police Officer A: Huh? No breathing...

You wake up in the morning and there is a mosquito lying on your pillow. There is a suicide note next to you. It says: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your mosquito. Face, you are so thick-skinned that it makes me shameless to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I committed suicide.

Girlfriend: "You need to recharge before love, you need to discharge when love begins, you need power when love is dark, and you need power when love is exhausted..."

Boyfriend: "Love often goes to restaurants."

Watch people dancing in the ballroom.

Boyfriend: "This world is really strange. That ugly and stupid man has a beautiful wife."

Girlfriend: "You are really good at flattering."

Girlfriend: "Do you love me?"

Boyfriend: "It hurts! It's just a headache..."

My girlfriend was so angry that she punched and kicked her

Boyfriend: "As for the toothache, it's okay..."

In the afternoon, sleeping:

Girlfriend: "Isn't this quilt a little short for you?" Huh?”

Boyfriend: “Well, a lifetime with you is a bit short!

Boyfriend and girlfriend quarrel: “If you really want to. Even if you die, I won’t stop you. Think about it carefully, which one is more important, love or death?

Girlfriend: "Of course death is important." "

Boyfriend "Why? ”

Girlfriend “Because you only die once, but you can love many times.” "

. My wife cried in front of the mirror: "I am getting fatter and fatter!" Getting older! It's getting uglier! "Then, the wife acted coquettishly to her husband: "Husband, please praise me and coax me! The husband thought for a while and said, "Well, wife, your eyesight is still very good!" ”

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1. There are many rumors about him, but no one in the world knows what he looks like. There are many speculations about him, but no one knows who he is. What kind of tricks do you have? Those who get close to him will become addicted at best, or lose their money at worst. He is the iPhone 5, which is known as the "Mysterious Chicken" in the world. It’s still worth looking forward to. Are you ready?

2. When I was a child, I was very curious about the pit in my grandmother’s house, so I often asked her: How deep is the pit? I became more and more curious. Finally, one day, I found a bamboo pole and tried to insert it into the bottom of the pit. Suddenly, there was a "pop" and a tragedy! It happened... it turns out that curiosity kills people.

3. Watching TV, I saw Jaycee Chan introducing Jackie Chan to discipline him very harshly and asked him to be frugal. He said: You can only use one square of paper for urination and two for defecation. Paper... I was shocked! Rich people use paper to wipe their urine!

4 , I called my parents last night and told them that I would take my beautiful girlfriend home for the two elderly people to check out today. As a result, my girlfriend suddenly had to go on a business trip this morning and went out of the province. I had no choice but to go home alone and met her on the road. Cousin, so I went back to my house for dinner with her.

As soon as I entered the door, the old man flew a cup over and shouted: "You beast!" Dad, please listen to my explanation. . . .

5. Why do you fat people go out on November 1st? Don’t you know that it’s so crowded just because you go out to the streets? We skinny people never take up much space! What about you fat people? One person takes up space for two, three, four or even five people! Congestions and queues everywhere are all caused by you! Don’t you feel ashamed! Why don't you feel ashamed to stay at home? What is the purpose of having to go out on the streets? Answer: We, we fat people want to squeeze you to death when we go out on November 1.