Japanese joke skit

Japanese, American, China. I was so thirsty when I went to the Indian tribe that I stole the sacrificial fruit. The chief found it, tied it up and said: You have redeemed God (forgot how to pronounce it), but God has the virtue of living well and gives you a chance. 10 samples of the same fruit were found. Then three people went to look for it. Americans came back first and found 10 bananas. The chief said, you should peel the banana. Stuff it in the anus. Don't cry or laugh, or I'll kill you. Americans are very helpless and can only do it. Very painful. Cry, boss. He killed him. Then China people came back. Found 10 grapes, Chief: You put the grapes in your anus, don't cry or laugh, or I'll kill you. When the Chinese saw that the Americans were killed, they were scared, so they did it. Then he stuffed nine grapes into it and smiled. The chief killed him, too. Later, when China ascended to heaven, God asked him, "Ten grapes are easy to plug. What are you laughing at? " . China people said: Because I saw the Japanese come back with 10 watermelons, during the Japanese invasion of China, 1 0 Japanese soldiers found that their 1 eggs turned green. The next day, he went to ask a famous local Chinese doctor. The doctor said, "According to my years of medical experience, you'd better cut that egg. Then the Japanese soldiers thought it was nothing to lose 1 egg anyway. So he cut it off. After a while, he found another egg was green. He went to ask a doctor in China. The doctor said, "according to my years of medical experience, you still have to cut this egg open." Then the Japanese soldiers thought it didn't matter if they cut one anyway and cut another 1. After a while, the Japanese soldier found that his stick was green, so he went to ask the doctor again. The doctor said, "According to my years of experience,

The Japanese first proudly said, "Our stand-alone game is world-famous.

Koreans, "what is this? Our online games are also world-famous.

At this moment, the China people standing next to 1 sneered, "What is this? What games can your two countries play, our country can make plug-ins to deal with it.