Humorous sentences about women's day on March 8?

1, honey, today is Women's Day, so don't mop the floor, wash the dishes or take care of the baby. You can invite some sisters to play. Don't worry, I have everything. I'll hire someone to do it myself. Happy March 8th!

2. On Women's Day, "sunny city" sends auspiciousness, "sunny weather" sends health, "clouds rolling and clouds relaxing" sends wealth, "moonlight pouring" sends auspiciousness, and SMS sends blessings. May you be happy all your life. I wish you a happy Women's Day!

3. The sound of spring thunder awakens the sleeping mood; Drizzle, wet the beautiful face; Flowers are in full bloom, with a happy smile; The ringing of the bell sends holiday wishes: Women's Day is here, I wish you a happy day!

4, half-life parenting, I can't repay it, and I have been exposed to audio teaching to help children grow up. Now my temples are gray and my cheeks are vicissitudes. I have worked hard for my children all my life, just asking them to be healthy. Today is Women's Day, I wish all mothers in the world happiness and well-being.

After March 8th, it will be March 9th. After Women's Day, I walked by the river. Mothers in the Yangtze and Yellow Rivers are really worried about their recent situation. The river polluted fish and shrimp, and the pollution exceeded the standard. The river stinks. It is urgent and imperative to protect the mother river. Let's act quickly.

6. When Women's Day arrives, flowers smile at you, birds call you, you are happy, well equipped, busy on holiday, bring your wallet, have fun, feel comfortable and have all the best. I wish you a happy Women's Day!

7. Women's Day is coming. I solemnly declare that all the beautiful women in the world are my sisters! In order to avoid unnecessary interruption, please forgive me for not paying New Year greetings one by one, and send a text message in advance to say that the beautiful women are lucky, beautiful and happy.

Today is a beautiful spring day, and women held a meeting. It's not the old society now. Sisters have status. Give consideration to family and career, wisdom and beauty. As one of them, I wish you a happy and more beautiful Women's Day!

9. After all kinds of phone calls and waiting, your festival has finally arrived. With a happy heart, I send you warm feelings. I wish you more and more beautiful, happy life, happy youth and happy Women's Day!

10, Women's Day is coming. I specially picked a white cloud as a shawl coat, a rainbow as a colorful dress, and left a sunny smile for you. I wish you a happy holiday and eternal youth.