Mid-Autumn Festival classic prank message

1, Mid-Autumn Festival, the heart should let you hear, love should let you see, I am afraid that you will be sad, and I hope you will be like a pig, just knowing that you will never get tired of sleeping.

2, Mid-Autumn Festival, may the acne on your face become less and less, like an unfinished building; May your youth pass slowly like the traffic at rush hour; May your future be as bright as a comet hitting the earth!

3. You are inclined to be a man of great talent and have a superficial view of Beggar Kyushu, and you are idle, but your career goes upstream, there is no money in your pocket, and your check is tied. If you don't exercise, you kick the cow to death, and your happiness will not last long, but it will always be good. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

4. Put the wishing bottle into the river and let it float in the wind. As a result, it floated into your hand. Open it gently, and my wish will really come true, because the note says: May the pig be happy after receiving it. Hehe, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

5, you always make people feel very sweet, giving people a sweet feeling, just please don't be too sticky, it will be very annoying, for example, I don't want you anymore-I don't eat bubble gum anymore. Mid-Autumn Festival, I want to eat moon cakes!

6. With you, I am full of infinite strength and have no fear. I care about monsters. As long as I have you, I am not afraid. I will tell them gently: I have a mirror. Hehe, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

7. Remember the night of Mid-Autumn Festival last year? We sat opposite each other and said nothing. You touch it, I touch it. Suddenly you shout "Ah ~! All in one suit, Hu! "

8, Mid-Autumn Festival courtesy, congratulations on becoming a lucky mobile phone user: please go to the mobile company to get diapers specially made for you, and you will never be afraid of wetting the bed again. Hurry up, but it won't wait until it expires.

9. It's Mid-Autumn Festival again. A year later, you have changed, really changed, become so strange, no longer as familiar as you remember! It breaks my heart to look at your strange face. How can you change from a cute tadpole to a toad without saying hello?

10, reluctant to let the children catch wolves, reluctant to let the daughter-in-law catch hooligans, reluctant to update the collection, reluctant to send a dime Mid-Autumn Festival blessing!