What are some humorous jokes you can tell on a date?

Question: I don't think you are suitable for me.

Answer: I know that being too good will put a lot of pressure on you, but don't give up easily.

Question: Why are you so kind to me?

Answer: I like girls with fair skin and good figure. Do you know that?/You know what?

Question: Someone made a deep confession to me today. what do you think?

Answer: Because you are too stupid and a little cute, I can't be a bad person, so I should learn to be a good person and be good to you.

Problem: I'm clumsy with feelings, so I may have to take my time.

Answer: I don't like fast food either. Besides, I like silly girls in love.

Question: What do you like about me?

Answer: I prefer to eat two delicious foods, such as Wangzai steamed buns (flirting, applying later).

Question: Did you drive today? (suppose you don't have a car)

Answer: Leaders generally don't drive. Don't you know? foolish ...

Question: Do you think I am beautiful?

Answer: Do you think you are beautiful?

Question: Do you think men like beautiful girls?

Answer: That depends on people. I like people with beautiful hearts like you, haha.

Question: How about I be your maid of honor when you get married?

Answer: we can consider it, but it depends on whether there are better candidates.

Q: I'm sorry, I misunderstood a lot of what I said. Let's be friends.

Answer: Are you boyfriend and girlfriend? I'm not that easy to catch.

Question: At KTV, my sister asked you to help the waiter pass a few bottles of wine.

Answer: Little sister, didn't your mother tell you to do your own thing?

Question: You are not very handsome.

Answer: Hey, the guy who picks his nose over there is very handsome ~ I think it suits you ~

Q: We can only be friends. Aren't you my favorite boy?

Answer: Be friends, of course. Do you still want to be boyfriend and girlfriend with me I am not a casual person.

Question: Do you care about me? Who are you to me?

Answer: I don't care about you. I just pity those children who don't know the way of the world on weekdays. I'm afraid they will go astray and give them a hand. (Q: No! ) hey ~, it seems that the world has changed.

Question: You are bored.

A: Every confidant has less wine in his glass, but lovers have more than half a sentence. Don't you think so?

Question: Oh. .

Answer: Wait a minute, I'll take a small bench ... What are you doing with a small bench? Let you step on it, or it will appear that there is a distance between us (bad smile)

Q: I'm late for my appointment with MM.' Sorry, I'm late.

A: No, it's just 1 hour later than the appointed time. It's not too late (with contemptuous eyes) ~ ~ A: Nothing, just chatting with a beautiful girl.

Q: My parents don't like your type!

Answer: Actually, I have no intention of marrying my parents.

Question: Cut!

Answer: don't cut your finger or I'll blow it for you again.

Question: I think you are unreliable.

Answer: I'm not a telephone pole, of course I'm not reliable.

Question: Hey, I went to take a shower.

Answer: I like taking a bath. The tortoise fell, wow, wow. Do you know who sang this song? If the answer is yes, tell her. It seems that she is really old.

Question: Hehe

Answer: Your laughter is so low. You fell down before I showed my superb humor skills.

Question: No, really.

Answer: it's really unnecessary, just use fake ones ~

Q: We don't even know yet.

Answer: well ~ ~ ~ I really don't know much about it, but I know there is a little red lie on your little PP ~ ~ ~ and I haven't measured the fence on that mountain (plus a fake smile)

Q: Go to hell, goat!

A: Well, it's romantic to be a ghost when peony is dead. Let me be so happy and tired on you! (giggle)

Q: I think you are a suspension spring.

A: People who are so handsome, have temperament and connotation are all suspended springs to me, so there is nothing in the world that is not suspended springs ~

Q: Do you like me?

How do you think? Do you want me to still like you?

A friend of mine is very beautiful. Let me introduce you to a girlfriend. Do you have a girlfriend now?

Ok, is it beautiful? It's so beautiful, I'll be in a good mood

This is a dialogue agreement between men and women. . As a girl, the answer is as a boy. . Mainly to teach you to solve the problem that girls give you.

If you have any questions, just ask.

Bright scs answers for you, thank you.