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Funny lines in the movie Xiong Bing, a treasure haunted by bears.
Bears haunt is a rare classic domestic animation masterpiece in recent years, which has already occupied an unshakable position in the hearts of families and children. Even adults sometimes find this animation a bit interesting. The following are the funny lines from the movie Xiong Bing with Bears, which I collected for you. I hope you like it.
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Funny lines in the movie Xiong Bing, a treasure haunted by bears.
1, piss me off. Logger Vick makes you have nowhere to hide.
2. OK, I'll give this to Xiong Er, the funny king!
Love and affection are the most precious wealth in this world.
4, not afraid of strong opponents, but afraid of bear teammates.
5. Logger Vick: Hello, my name is Logger Vick, the light of a bachelor, the head of an idiot, and the strong man in Xiao Qiang. I am a lumberjack, a meaningful lumberjack. For me, the best thing in life is to cut down trees without bears making trouble and the boss's phone not ringing. No, these are not the most important things. Most importantly, when I woke up, my salary went up by several zeros. Of course, this is impossible. Life goes on day after day, year after year, dull and boring, until one day?
Logger Vick: Just milk powder and diapers. It's too expensive.
7. Xiong Da: Bear is iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry.
8. Xiong Er: Two bears, two bears, run fast, run fast, one is healthy and the other is fat. Do you really love him?
9. Xiong Er: Xiong Da, what do you mean by a fever? Xiong Da: A fever means a hot head and hot hair. Xiong Er: Do you want to cut Dudu's hair? Xiong Da: If you cut your hair, you won't be a little Logger Vick. Xiong Er: Yes, it's ugly. Xiong Da: So your method won't work.
10, Xiong Er: I'll put DuDu in the refrigerator. Xiong Da: Xiong Er, it's cold. Just put it in the pool.
Xiong Er: I didn't mean to. (setting off firecrackers to robbers)
12, Logger Vick: So you are as bald as me.
13, boss: Bald head, I hate people saying these two words.
14, be sure to live as a bear.
15, bears must have bears.
16. Call the police. Why do you call you a big head ghost? We're gangsters. You want the police to catch us! You are a big head ghost, and your whole family is a big head ghost. I'll let you taste it today.
17, you big head ghost. Your whole family is a big head ghost.
18, piss me off, Logger Vick, it's not negotiable to hit you.
19, bear is neither arrogant nor impetuous, when I am a panda!
20, not afraid of strong opponents, afraid of bear teammates.
2 1, Xiong Da, come and save me.
22. I am a jumping fat rabbit; I am a caterpillar.
23. Logger Vick Xiong came to cut down trees again?
24, it was Logger Vick, see how I tidy up him.
Bring me two cans of honey and change your hat back.
26. Love and affection are the most precious wealth in this world.
27. This matter is settled. The monkey didn't listen to a word! If it weren't for me, how could two dog be? You shut up. You don't look at your clumsy bear and still love me so much. Do you still want the boss to know? You didn't say a word. Push, push, push.
28. What do you want? You want to attack the police.
Don't rob it. It's mine. Come on, I found it first.
30. After that, I will offend the police.
Xiong Bing's classic lines:
1, you must live like a bear.
2. Bears should look like bears.
3, alarm alarm, why report that you are a big head ghost! We're gangsters. You want the police to catch us! You are a big head ghost, and your whole family is a big head ghost. I'll let you taste it today.
4, you are a big head ghost, and your whole family is a big head ghost.
5. Mess with me, Logger Vick, and I'll beat you without consulting.
6, the bear is not arrogant, when I am a panda!
7, not afraid of strong opponents, afraid of bear teammates.
Xiong Da, come and help me.
9. I am a bouncing fat rabbit; I am a caterpillar.
10, Logger Vick Xiong came to cut down trees again?
It's Logger Vick. See how I deal with him.
12, bring me two cans of honey and change my hat back.
13, Xiong Da, Xiong Da, you wait for me, you wait for me.
This is delicious.
15, Logger Vick the bear is here again.
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