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What's the meanest man you've ever seen?
For girls, they never like their other half to be stingy.
In real life, Yamei found that there are not a few boys who are stingy, and there are not the most deductions, only more deductions.
A stingy boy in life
It's not over yet. Let's invite friends to speak:
1
@ Peace, Happiness and Beauty
I had a blind date a few years ago. I don't know if it was stingy or low emotional intelligence. It feels good to date a few times. I once talked about what the year-end bonus was for. I said I was going to buy an Apple ipod and I liked it for a long time. The other party said, don't buy it. I have an unused second-hand ipod for you. I'm not too embarrassed. He insisted that he did not need it either. It's brand new. It was just given to me as a birthday present. Then I'm looking forward to it. As a result, when I had dinner on my birthday, he was empty-handed, and I didn't have the nerve to ask. Finally, he suddenly proudly told me that he had sold his second-hand iPod to others, and the price was very good and the cost performance was very high. I simply don't know how to evaluate it ... Of course, giving gifts is someone else's business ... But what does this initiative have to do with regret?
2
@ Please try logging out again.
I haven't seen them. Friends meet. Take her for a walk without money on every date, even without water. A friend on a business trip asked him to buy a bottle of perfume. He said he was going to buy it for the heroine's wife, not his friend. When we broke up, I asked my friend to pay him back, including sharing the travel expenses every time I came to see my friend. This is a true story, and I saw the peak of men's meanness. My friend is now married to a rich second generation. Every time I go shopping with him, I will talk about him. Otherwise, I am afraid I can't buy something I like now.
three
@ Lee Kum Kee soy sauce bottle
About college classmates, the man imagined the confession of the woman and strolled all afternoon. The woman said she was thirsty, and the man bought a bottle of mineral water. Later, when shopping, a bicycle ran across the road, and the man immediately dragged the woman in front to block the car for himself. Anyway, one afternoon, the woman never spoke to the man again. (this is not stingy, but there is something wrong with character. )
four
@ Lotus of Life Fengdi Jie
I know a man whose company pays for food and accommodation, and 20 yuan is in his pocket. After a week, he will still spend 20 yuan, and his wife is very picky. Isn't it true that a family doesn't enter a house? Invite everyone to his house for dinner. The only meat dish is fried pork with potatoes.
five
What is what?
The aunt and uncle next door have borrowed some daily necessities from others, such as chopsticks, bath and washbasin. If it is borrowed, it will not be returned. If others think she used them, they will become her own. Dried fish with maggots can't bear to throw it away, so they are washed and cooked, but they are not washed and eaten with maggots. I don't buy food myself, but borrow onion, ginger and garlic to eat and drink first-class. They all have this gene in their family: for example, a younger brother borrowed two yuan to buy coffee sold in the street on the grounds that he was a big ticket and was afraid that he could not change it. A nephew borrowed his aunt's basin (this basin was borrowed by others before), but he refused to return it and used it as a urinal.
six
Eat a big bucket at a time.
A male student in a university invited people out for dinner all day and then didn't pay the bill. So he lied to people about ten times. The most important thing is that he didn't even let the girls go. He also boasted about how good his home was and smoked coconut trees. When we graduated, the teacher's banquet, he took a bag of double happiness at the counter. Anyway, it always adds up to more than 30 yuan All the money for the party has been collected. He is really selfish.
seven
Ass club
The most stingy man I have ever seen is my father, and he is still stingy. Two days ago, my mother made a rude remark, saying that he wouldn't let my mother use the washing machine and was afraid of collecting water and electricity bills, but she paid her salary card and the deposit at home was also in my mother's name. (This is saving, not deducting)
eight
There is a cat flying in the sky.
I have met the boyfriend of one of the meanest classmates. I only go out to eat in the staff canteen, so I can save the meal ticket and invite my girlfriend when I eat at ordinary times. I always walk when I go out, and I don't take the bus. If you are thirsty, buy mineral water at most. When we parted, we immediately threw the bill and said that my classmates would return everything he sent at this price. I remember the skirt I bought for tens of dollars a few years ago very clearly, and the change of the ticket is also very clear. In fact, my classmates gave him a lot of things. Borrow money from my girlfriend, borrow money from my girlfriend's mother, and don't pay it back, as if I forgot. His girlfriend borrowed money from him and paid back the principal with interest. This man is not poor at all, but he is very stingy with himself and his girlfriend, but as long as it is related to his brother, he will call back thousands of dollars without blinking. Men can be poor, most afraid of thinking about their wives' money. After his birthday, he directly said that he wanted his girlfriend to buy thousands of watches. The point is that the woman is still at school and has no income, but he has already worked. When talking about marriage, I didn't say anything directly. Opening the mouth means that the woman will pay 200,000 yuan to get married, and the woman's father will give him the money to manage money. In the middle, I also experienced chatting with colleagues, watching movies, and carrying my girlfriend on a blind date. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed that there would be such a good man, and now I really want to get married! !
nine
Huajian tea pavilion
My friend met a man who chased me and ran across the street with her every day. Once, my friend was tired from walking and said he wanted to drink coke. The man took my friend to a bank with free coke supply, and let my friend drink whatever he wants. I guess your friend didn't want to drink coke at that time, hahahahaha.
10
@ Daxiazhi
A man chased me and gave me a coat (I think it's a bit inappropriate to give clothes when I haven't promised to be his girlfriend, and there is a price tag inside). He bought it online and sent it directly to my work. Before I could return it to him, he threw me a link and said that he wanted me to buy him shoes, which are more than half as expensive as clothes ... I really can't understand his brain circuit. (Amazing enough)
See so much.
Are there such wonderful and stingy people around you?
2 1 1 One day, Lao Zhang went to the market to buy chicken. After a long walk, he bought 10 roosters and 10 hens. On the way home, I didn't know what I was thinking. I rushed to the market and bought 5 cocks and 5 hens. Why? Answer:
Hey, Xiaomi
2 12 what kind of nails are the most terrible? Answer:
A thorn in the side is a thorn in the flesh.
Jack runs fastest. Why did his boss criticize him? Answer:
run away
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