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What is the eighty-one strange in Yunnan?

1, the hat is put on backwards (Yuanjiang and Xinping areas in central Yunnan)

Anyone who wears a hat buckles his head with a concave face toward the ground, while Huayao Dai's hat is bent on the concave face, which blocks the sun and receives the rain, making the originally watery girl more and more clever.

2. Girls wear flowers all the year round (the whole province)

Because the four seasons are unbeaten, girls only have flowers to wear in four seasons; Put flowers in your body and wear them on your body, and the girl will become a flower girl all year round.

3. Wear in the same season (the whole province)

On the one hand, at the same time, people wear clothes for four seasons, that is, "wear four seasons a day"; On the other hand, drivers can wear the same clothes in a year, that is, "there are no four seasons to wear."

4. Big girls don't need to bring (Dai area)

A piece of flower cloth is connected end to end, forming a tube shape, covering the lower body, folded in three folds and wrapped in two, tightly tucked around the waist, which not only shows the waist, but also facilitates wearing and taking off.

5. Spend it when you are young and wear a red coat when you are old (Kunming area)

When I was young, I dressed beautifully, but when I am old, I will never forget the beauty of that year, so I took the red coat as a coat, which was bright and dazzling.

6. Outside the skirt cover (in the province)

Skirts show women's beauty, and pants show women's diligence; The skirt covers the trousers, and beauty is based on hard work.

7. wag your tail behind your clothes (Red River and other places)

Tail decoration. Scholars say that this is the memory of apes becoming human and their tails disappearing; The girls said that they walked unsteadily, and their heads and tails were beautiful.

8. One more piece at the back of the shoe (the whole province)

There is an embroidered cloth on the back of the shoe. First of all, it is practical. It is a shoehorn that always follows the shoes. Then there is the decorative effect, which looks good.

9. Toes are exposed all the year round (the whole province)

Old-fashioned cloth shoes are widely cut, and you can see the heels of two or three toes in the middle after wearing them, which is not only ventilation and heat dissipation, but also cloth saving.

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10, Baba is called bait block (the whole province)

Almost all dish-shaped food made of grain can be called Baba, but in Yunnan, food made of rice is called bait block, and bait block is also dish-shaped, which is similar to Baba.

1 1. Tofu Shaomai (the whole province)

In fact, it is tofu, which is crispy and soft with dry and wet seasoning. Ten people saw nine people, one fell asleep and dreamed of a tofu stall.

12, flowers are vegetables (the whole province)

It's not enough to see flowers and wear flowers, just eat flowers. What you eat supplements what you eat. Flowers are delicious and people look good. Not only as a dish, but also for beauty and medicine. It is said that there are more than 60 kinds of edible flowers in Yunnan.

13, complaints about vegetables (the whole province)

What Yunnan people call bitter vegetables is green vegetables in the eyes of mainlanders, but it tastes a little bitter. Bitter grass is chicory, a compositae plant. Wild bitter herbs grow in most parts of China. In the past, it was often used to save the famine when the grass was green and yellow, and it was known as a "life-saving dish".

14, should we have grasshoppers as a snack (in western Yunnan and other places)

There is a similar saying that "Cow dung arch (dung beetles) is an appetizer"; "Leech is also an appetizer."

15, sweet potatoes are sold as vegetables (the whole province)

Sweet potato and Yunnan people call it "sweet potato", which is dug out of the soil and peeled as fruit to eat, while sliced fried meat is a unique dish. On the contrary, radish is a vegetable, and Yunnan people eat it raw as fruit. In the street, old ladies often sell pickled radish slices and put some hot sauce on them, which are snacks for children and girls. Therefore, "radishes are also sold as fruits".

16, stone boiled moss (Xishuangbanna)

There is a kind of moss (slippery moss) growing in Banna River. When the water is shallow in autumn and winter, women and children like to dive for it. Washing and drying can be stored, such as dried laver, which is often sold in the market. Moss can be fried, and soup is better; Add ginger, onion, garlic, pepper, water, oil and salt, put the cleaned pebbles into a moss soup basin for burning, and boil the water.

17, domestic fruit and wild fruit are indistinguishable (the whole province)

In the plant kingdom, there are many fruits, but many of them have not been domesticated and cultivated artificially and have not become commodities. If you want to taste it, you can only go to the local area and eat it right away. There used to be a jingle about the fruit that people in Yunnan often eat, which is common in streets and alleys. The full text * * *, a total of 69 sentences, mentions 58 kinds of fruits, many of which are "wild fruits", such as rare fruits, torch fruits, chickens, many fruits, papaya, kudzu root, jujube, lock plum, sour horn, mulberry, hemp seed and so on.

18, Youchun wok is the main dish (the whole province)

The pot and the stove are integrated and made of copper. Chestnut charcoal fire is placed in a hollow cylinder, and food is around, while cooking and eating. Picnics are easy to carry and use, and keep warm.

19, crossing the bridge rice noodles is loved by everyone (the whole province)

No frying, no cooking, raw meat, lettuce and rice noodles cooked in hot chicken soup. Therefore, there is also a saying that "crossing the bridge rice noodles to burn lettuce".

20. Bananas are fried and sold (the whole province)

In the early 1990s, a kind of food called "Yunnan Nineteen Strange" appeared in Kunming market. In fact, bananas are dried and fried.

2 1, milk is made into blocks for sale (western Yunnan)

Liquid milk is made into solid fan-shaped milk tablets, which Yunnan people call "milk fan". Eat cooked or raw; Salty, sweet and light.

22. Potatoes and corn are sold in Qianjie (this province)

Visiting the food stalls and food stalls in Kunming, I saw potatoes (potatoes) peeled one by one, round and round or fried into strings. Huang Cancan was delicious, and fashionable men and women sat around and ate with relish. When corn (corn) comes on the market, people in the streets and alleys usually hold a hot pot, and a big pot is cooked and sold now, steaming hot. People of all ages like to buy one as a snack and eat it while walking.

23. Hani eats in the street (Yuanyang Province)

The "Angmatu" Festival of Hani people in Yuanyang during the Spring Festival is a day for them to worship village gods and pray for rain. At that time, every family will cook more than 40 kinds of ethnic dishes, and each family will gather together one or two tables and carry them to the small street in the center of the village. It is more than 700 meters long and very spectacular. Locals call it "Long Dragon Banquet" or "Street Wine", which is the first long dragon banquet in China. At the opening ceremony, thousands of people from the whole village rushed out and sat around the table. The host "dragon head" was pushed out to sit as the chief. He tasted all the dishes first, then took out some and piled them together. He distributed them to all the tables, indicating that Qi Xin and Qi Xin are working together, regardless of each other. Then everyone raised their glasses and prayed for good weather and good harvests in the coming year. Then eat, drink, laugh, sing and dance, and young men and women fall in love at night. Such a big feast will take three days and three nights to stop.

24, Yan Hao cuisine number of wild vegetables (province)

In the mountain country of Yunnan, there are countless edible flowers and plants. In recent years, people's living standards have improved and they are tired of eating chicken, duck and fish. If they want to eat something strange, light and beautiful, they will look to the wild vegetables in the mountains. This is a real "green food", without chemical fertilizer, pesticide and waste gas and wastewater pollution. Common ones are water celery, water bracken, broken ear root, fir pine tip, tree flower, tree butterfly (also called frog skin), grey pick vegetables, goose intestines and so on. Some international hotels and restaurants in Kunming have invited these wild vegetables from the mountains to luxurious banquets, either fried, stewed or cold (hence the saying "flowers mixed with cold dishes").

25, bamboo tube as a pipe (province)

When Yunnan was bamboo, it was used for cooking, barbecuing, brewing and holding water, but it was strange to smoke in bamboo tubes. Smoke containing nicotine enters the lungs after being filtered by water, which is the main function of bamboo chimney. Besides the mouth and nose, it is multifunctional to enjoy with hands, eyes and ears.

26, chimney wine for sale (province)

In recent years, many wineries in Yunnan have developed a patented product of "chimney selling wine". The label says, "In order to reflect the national characteristics, we use hookah, one of the eighteen eccentrics in Yunnan, to pack wine. One thing is multi-purpose. After drinking wine, cover the hollow cover at the bottom. The package can be used for smoking and decorating handicrafts.

27. Snacks are pickles (the whole province)

In the night market, there are often large seats of pickles. The staple food is a bowl of porridge and twenty or thirty dishes of pickles. What leek, eggplant, kohlrabi, marinated rot, Taihe Douchi, pickled radish, pickled vegetables, pickled garlic, bones, pork liver, pickled mushrooms, diced kohlrabi, fried chicken fir ... can be said to be all in Dianchi Lake. Such a sumptuous pickle banquet only costs 65,438 RMB +0 yuan RMB, which is really cost-effective.

Residential category

28, mud when tile cover (Nujiang, Jinsha River and other canyons)

Rammed earth wall, plastered on the top, local materials, warm in winter and cool in summer. The flat roof has become a unique grain drying field and movable yard in mountainous areas. This is called "earth account room". * Mountains eat mountains, and flat stone pieces are peeled off from the slate layer by layer like "thousand-layer cakes". Tile is used as a roof, which is safe and secure, but it is also top-heavy, so there is also the saying that "slate is used as a tile cover".

29, building timber base (western Yunnan and other places)

All the wood is built into a wall, and the four wooden walls are in the shape of a well to form a room. Together with the roof, it becomes a home. Commonly known as "wooden room", the scientific name is "well dry" building.

30. Roof of the house (tropical and humid area)

The construction of houses by hanging columns is considered to have evolved from nesting. It is said that ventilation is waterproof and animal-proof. Livestock are raised below, sundries are piled up, and people live above. Take your positions.

3 1, the soil foundation is brick (the whole province)

Straw, hair, etc. Was added to the mud and then removed with a wooden formwork. After drying, it becomes "mud brick", commonly known as "soil foundation".

32. Stone walls are real (Dali area)

There are three treasures in Dali, one of which is "the cobblestone wall will not fall down". From the foundation to the wall, the eaves are made of stone, and the high and low partition walls from the yard to the village lane and well are also made of stone.

Travel cabin

33. Trains are not as fast as cars (the whole province)

A train that is good at galloping on the straight road can only be anxious when it arrives in Yunnan with high mountains and steep slopes. There are many bridges and tunnels, and there are many bends. How can I get up quickly? It is also reasonable for the flexible car to lead.

34. Pocket pony has the ability (the whole province)

One side of the soil and water raises one side of the horse. Yunnan's chariots and horses are small in size and low in center of gravity, and they are good at climbing and descending hurdles. Mountain traffic is far above heavy horses.

35. The train doesn't pass through China and abroad (southern Yunnan).

The Yunnan-Vietnam Railway built by the French in the early 20th century is the only railway in Yunnan and even the southwest, and it is also an "international railway". The purpose of road construction is to plunder resources, and naturally it can only pass through foreign countries.

36. The rope is faster than the boat (Nujiang Canyon)

Pull a rope between two mountains, and people hang on it, sneaking around. This is probably the most primitive "bridge". Go straight at two o'clock and one line. What's the speed of the ship?

37. Caravans are ringing in the mountains (the whole province)

Caravan is a primitive mode of transportation. For Yunnan, where mountains are high and valleys are deep, caravans used to be an important means of transportation. It's a horse, but it's actually a mule, which has no fertility and endurance. The mountain road is rugged and narrow, and sometimes it faces an abyss. If an opponent caravan comes, it is impossible to give way. Therefore, when you hear the bell ringing in the distance, you should make plans to give way early.

38. Xinmatai (the whole province) travels abroad

Since 1990s, Yunnan people have traveled to Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand. There are many similarities and differences in human geography between Southeast Asia and Yunnan, and they are related. Second, the geographical location is close; Third, the cost is relatively low, so there are jokes such as "Beijingers are in new york", "Shanghainese are in Tokyo" and "Yunnan people are in Bangkok".

-with something. -39. Loose hair on trees is twisted and sold (in the whole province)

There are many pine trees in the mountainous areas of Yunnan, and pine needles are scattered all over the mountain. They are gathered together and twisted into a twisted string, which is convenient for carrying and trading. Igniting a bunch of loose hairs can produce a flammable fire, and the barbecue food smells delicious.

40. Broad beans are sold by quantity (the whole province)

One is that broad beans are big, the other is that there is no habit of using scales, and the other is that buyers and sellers have plenty of time to count one, five and ten slowly.

4 1, eggs are sold in bundles (the whole province)

There is also a similar kind of "selling persimmons in strings": fresh persimmons are squeezed into juice, air-dried into cakes, strung together, hung up for storage, and it is convenient to buy and sell on the street, and it is clear at a glance at the string price. Similar to "selling eggs".

42. Basket headband (the whole province)

The basket is carried on the back and the belt is tied on the forehead, so that the force is placed on the neck. The mountainous Yunnan Pokanduo; The basket is heavy, and it hurts your waist when you pick it up and put it down; I have to free my hands to rub the thread, so it's natural.

43。 Recommended grass as bedding (whole province)

Grass is recommended as a mattress made of grass, which is moisture-proof, heat-insulating and breathable. In areas where there is no cotton, the recommendation of grass is "cotton wool"

44, eat without bowls and chopsticks (Xishuangbanna, Dehong and other places)

The "hand-grabbed rice" of the Dai people is sticky, and it is inconvenient to use bowls and chopsticks. On the contrary, it saves bowls and chopsticks, which is more interesting, reduces the consumption of resources and is conducive to ecological environment protection.

45, straw hat as a pot cover (province)

The straw pot cover looks like a straw hat, which not only has all the qualities of the pot cover, but also the food under the straw pot cover is particularly fragrant.

46. Cow dung is hanging on the wall (Tibetan area)

Cake-shaped cow dung paste is dried on the wall, and the dried cow dung is a good fuel. This is based on local materials, waste utilization and clean environment.

-Customs -47, carrying a doll to fall in love (in some ethnic minority areas)

First, get married before falling in love; Second, you can fall in love again after marriage; Third, you fall in love behind your sister-in-law's back. In short, it is the ultimate statement about the marriage and love customs of some ethnic groups.

48, have words don't say songs to the generation (the province)

What you haven't said is not easy to sing, and what you can't say is often sung. Changing words into songs is better, better and more lasting.

49, fire and water as a god to worship (province)

Respect water and fire, there will be life and hope, and there will be light and warmth; If we lose our fear of water and fire, disaster will come.

50. Men's back dolls grab the street (this province)

He also said, "Dolls go out with men." A good wife is not necessarily a woman, but a man is a good wife. In the eyes of Han people, this is a reversal of roles, but in fact, they don't understand gender equality. The mountains in Yunnan are high and steep, and men carrying dolls are not only safe and reliable, but also show the true nature of men.

5 1. Men are driven out of their homes (in some ethnic minority areas)

Women inherit the family business and live together, so men leave home at dusk and the bride returns to her family after marriage. It is an ancient custom for men to get married and be homeless.

52. This girl is called the old lady (in central Yunnan).

"Old lady" is actually "big aunt" and "big aunt"; "Lao" is a nickname, which means "Xiao Lao". It has the same meaning as "sister-in-law", "sister-in-law" and "aunt" in the north.

53, two jins as a catty to buy (Kunming and other places)

The market price in most places is in kilograms, and in some places in Yunnan, it is in kilograms. Newcomers mistakenly think that the price is high, but it is actually the price of two pounds.

54. Dare to go up and down (Nujiang area)

"Dare to go through fire and water, dare to take the lead" is often used to express loyalty or determination to someone or something, but I don't know if it really happened among the people. On the eighth day of February every year, the "Knife and Pole Festival" is held. Between two straight trunks more than 20 meters high, 36 or 72 sharp steel knives were tied to make a ladder. Heroes climbed the stairs with bare hands and bare feet. Before or after going to "Daoshan", it is still "going to the sea of fire". In front of a pile of red-hot charcoal fire, people who get off the "sea" sprint, jump and roll barefoot in the fire, and even "wash their eyelids" with charcoal fire in their hands. The success of "going up the mountain and going down into the sea of fire" lies in not hurting hands and feet, which shows that a person's brave and naive customs and activities have a history of more than 500 years.

-environmental category-55. How high is the mountain and how long is the water (the whole province)

The water flows downwards, indicating that the water is already high. The high water is in Yunnan, and the water is as long as the mountain, so the Japanese say that Yunnan is "the water tower of Asia".

56. Stones grow beyond the sky (Shilin County)

Yunnan stone is planted on the ground like a tree, towering into the clouds and forming a forest. In fact, it was the wind and rain of nature that shaped the stone forest into a meat cleaver.

57- (The whole province) Flowers bloom in four seasons.

Suitable for the growth of various flowers. So, you let me spit, you just withered and I bloomed, and a tacit "flowering relay" was formed between flowers.

58. Good melons and vegetables are produced all year round (in the whole province).

Flowers are unbeaten, and naturally there are good melons and good dishes. There are different fruits and vegetables in different seasons, which are continuous all year round. People in Yunnan have never tasted delicious food.

59, exotic flowers and exotic flowers planted at home (province)

"Spring City Blooms" not only in Shan Ye and parks, but also in people's small courtyards and balconies. People in Yunnan love flowers, and there is a tradition of raising flowers at home everywhere. Whether you go to the office or work unit or step into a secluded residence, you can see all kinds of flowers or bonsai. For example, Kunming people say: "There are cities without flowers, people are narrow-minded, there are cities without trees, and people are angry"; Baoshan is nicknamed "Lancheng"; Dali is famous for its "romantic scenery". Every family in Lijiang raises flowers and you can see them as soon as you push the door. The most famous private garden is Jianshui Jia Zhu Garden. This garden was built by Zhu and Zhu, the Yunnan army in the late Qing Dynasty. The whole garden covers an area of more than 20,000 square meters and has 42 patios. There are water tables, flower halls, embroidered buildings, rockery lotus ponds, flower stands and shady flowers and trees all over the place. It is not an exaggeration to know that it is the "Grand View Garden in South Yunnan".

60, boiled eggs with hot sea "steaming people" (Tengchong County)

The number of hot springs in China is Yunnan and the number of hot springs in Yunnan is Tengchong. Tengchong has many volcanoes and hot springs. In the cucumber green geothermal area about 24 kilometers southwest of the county seat, there are more than 80 hot springs boiling in a valley with an area of about 9 square kilometers. The largest one is more than 6 meters in diameter, 1.5 meters deep and the water temperature is as high as 97℃. The water gushed and rolled day and night, and a mouthful of "Daguo National Scenic Area" (local language) came alive. Legend has it that once a scalper fell into the water, leaving only a skeleton for a moment. The eggs were put into a small ditch dug aside and cooked in a few minutes. Locals have long used this hot seawater to treat diseases. Around the Spring Festival every year, this area is covered with straw sheds. People from all directions spread fine sand and stones, loose wool and straw mats on the steaming ground to make a "steaming bed". They lie in bed and steam for half an hour, then get up and wash. If you persist in this way for ten and a half days, you can "sit on the crutch belt of the sedan chair when you come, and hold your chest out and stabilize your legs when you leave."

6 1, Hundred Counties Difficult to One County Competition (Luoping County)

Luoping is a county in Yunnan, but within a county, there are 87 kinds of landscapes (excluding humanities) such as the Three Gorges of the Yangtze River, Guilin landscape, Huangguoshu Waterfall, Jiuzhaigou scenery, Huangshan sea of clouds, Lunan Stone Forest, Banna Forest, Tengchong Hot Spring, Jiuxiang Cave and Tianfu Oilfield. It can be said that a county covers 100 counties and Yunnan is a world of tourism.

62. The wind blows the stone (Dali)

"Xiaguanfeng, Shangguanhua", Xiaguancheng in Dali is known as the "windy city" because of its excellent wind. The wind formed at the outlet of Erhai Lake can go up and down, but stones can't fight the wind, and their heads will suffer.

63. The small lake is called the sea (the whole province).

The mountains in Yunnan are far from the sea, but lakes of all sizes are called "sea" and "Haizi". This phenomenon exists not only in Yunnan, but also in Beijing, such as "Beihai" and "Shichahai". According to the research of the Fang family, this is related to the Mongols' entry into the Central Plains in the Yuan Dynasty. Mongolians live inland, so they call water "Haizi" and "River". After the Yuan Dynasty made Beijing its capital, it was naturally branded with its culture, and the lake became a "sea", and then it was simplified as a "sea". Yunnan is an immigrant society, so it is natural to call the lake the sea. Strangely, this is an "orthodox" son in Beijing, but it has become a "strange evil" in Yunnan.

64. It rains in the east and basks in the sun in the west (the whole province)

The three-dimensional climate of high mountains has formed a unique landscape of "different days in ten miles" and "one mountain with four seasons", with tropical, temperate and cold zones available. So it is not surprising that "it rains here and basks there" and "it snows on the top of the mountain [1J feet bask".

65. The tower trees embrace each other and love each other (South Yunnan)

Southern Yunnan is located in the subtropical zone, with hot climate, abundant rainfall and easy growth of plants. Daizhai Pagoda competes to grow trees. I don't know whether it's the wind or the bird's beak. Tree species grow slowly in the cracks of the tower body, and finally take root and sprout in the soil, forming a tree-wrapped tower, or a tower-wrapped tree, embracing each other and loving each other, which is a spectacle.

66. Tong Yuan enjoys flowers like the sea (Kun)

In February and March, thousands of Japanese cherry blossoms and Malus pendula bloomed in Tong Yuan, which was called "Tong Yuan Flower Tide". Tong Yuan flower viewing is a folk activity in Kunming in Qing Dynasty.

67. Red-billed gull, coming to the city (Kunming)

Since 1985, Kunming has another factory scene in winter: a large number of red-billed gulls flying from Siberia inhabit Dianchi Lake, Daguanlou, Cuihu Lake and other water surfaces, which are deeply loved by the citizens.

68. Three mosquitoes and one dish (tropical area)

There are no four seasons in a year in Yunnan, but the dry and wet seasons are distinct, especially in tropical and subtropical areas. Summer is hot, humid and airtight, which becomes "the gas of boils". Why are there not many mosquitoes and flies? Not this morning, of course. This is an exaggeration of the past.

69. The face of the street has changed rapidly (the whole province).

Since the reform and opening up, all parts of Yunnan, especially Kunming, have accelerated the transformation of old cities, improved traffic, and afforested and beautified them. Seize the opportunity to hold several big festivals and grand activities. The face of the city is changing with each passing day, and "indigenous" residents sometimes get lost.

70. Four bamboo rats in sacks (in some areas)

Bamboo rat, who lives among bamboo forests and eats bamboo shoots, is relatively fat, and one of them is only 1- 1.5 kg. Capturing for cooking is delicious and a way to protect bamboo.

-Others -7 1, "steamed bread cavity" eats hot and sour vegetables (the whole province)

Yunnan dialect belongs to the northern language family. Because the Han people in Yunnan are basically immigrants from other provinces (especially Jianghuai and North China), and because they are located in the southwest corner, they can't keep pace with the evolution of Chinese in the Central Plains, so there are still many "historical sites" in phonology and vocabulary. For example, in the southern suburbs of Kunming, the name "brother" is called "Gao Gao" (sound), which means that "street" and "shoe" are pronounced as the ancient meaning of "this" and "child", which is a middle-aged sound. Another example is that the word "base" is "magpie thin", which comes from the vernacular slang in Ming and Qing novels, such as The Journey to the West's example: "This monkey king can be magpie thin"; "Forever" and "Once upon a time" were written as "one", which came from Yuan, Ming and Qing operas, such as Frozen Su Qin. For example, "If you want to be rich, work in the soil"; The curse of "eating" is "eating", and Jiyun explains that "eating is not cheap"; Bladder is called "wheezing", which is explained in "Cang Xie": "wheezing is also a person who holds back urine". And so on, seemingly earthy, but actually ancient. It is said that Du Wenxiu, the leader of Baoshan Hui people, complained to Tujing and was mistaken by Beijing officials as a litigant in Beijing. The reason is that he speaks "Little Beijing dialect". So far, Baoshan people love to laugh at themselves: "Eating hot and sour vegetables and saying steamed bread cavity" is common in the whole province.

72. "Jiele Gao Jie" is absent (Ruili area)

Jiele is a district of Ruili County, where there is the famous Jiele Jinta. Gao Jie is the "Tianya Haijiao" in Yunnan, located in A Dai Village, Myanmar. "Sister" means "town" in Dai language, not a sister. Yunnan is the province with the largest number of ethnic minorities in China, and many place names are derived from Chinese phonetic symbols according to national languages. If we understand Chinese characters according to their original meaning, it is easy to read the meaning of the text, which is far from it, causing misunderstandings and jokes.

3. Dongsi Tower is not in Dongsi Street (Kunming)

There are four towers in the downtown area of Kunming, which look at each other from a distance. The north towers are only 27 meters apart, both on the east side of the upper section of East China Road. South Second Tower, Dongsi Tower, is located in Linshu Street, while Xisi Tower is located in Dongsi Street, two blocks away. Locals turn a blind eye, and outsiders can't help wondering. Originally, the two pagodas built in Nanzhao period, namely "Juezhao Temple Pagoda" (or "Chorakuji Temple Pagoda") and "Huiguang Temple Pagoda", were crowned by Shu Ren because of their separation. Dongsi Pagoda was demolished by the earthquake during the light-year period of the Qing Dynasty, and was rebuilt to the east of the original tower site. This is why Dongsi Tower is not in Dongsi Street, and there are no temples. '

74. Dali has a "foreigner" street (Dali Fangcheng).

This is a new landscape brought by the reform and opening up, and the vicinity of Erzhao, the ancient city of Dali, is the favorite place for foreigners to stay. There are western restaurants and bars everywhere, and the walls are covered with signs and advertisements of foreign water. Foreigners sit or lie down, reading or chatting in twos and threes, and they are happy. Some even settle down here, and some are not afraid to stay away from Wan Li because of the good mountains and water, and they often come and go, which shows the great charm of Dali.

75. Jinmabi Chicken Street (Kunming)

On both sides of the intersection of Jinbi Road and Zhengyi Road in Kunming, there are two archways, Golden Horse and Biji. It began in the Ming Dynasty and was destroyed and built repeatedly. What we see today was built in 1999. Legend has it that in every Jiazi (that is, the day when the autumnal equinox and Mid-Autumn Festival coincide), the sun and the moon (the reflection of two squares) will meet here at five or six o'clock in the afternoon because of the relationship between the running angles of the earth, the moon and the sun. Therefore, Sang Song's words are circulated among the people: "Strange, strange, strange, the two archways are lined up. The golden jade is brilliant, and the sun and the moon compete for sixty years. "

76. Ashima can say "Gu Debai" (Shilin County)

Outside the Shilin Scenic Area is the business district, where various ethnic handicrafts and local products are dazzling. Most local Sani women do business. Under the influence of long-term "foreign trade", they also know how to bargain in foreign languages. Some "Ashima" even do business in front of Kunming Hotel or even abroad.

There are no fish in the lake (in Huaning, Chengjiang and Jiangchuan counties).

Fuxian Lake in Chengjiang is connected with Xingyun Lake in Jiangchuan, and the joint is named Haimen. Since ancient times, the fish in the two lakes have been "old and dead." The reason is that Fuxian Lake is 100 meters deep, clear and cold, while Xingyun Lake is several meters deep, and the water is muddy, fat and moist. So the fish in the two lakes have different species and habits. Keep your own turf, "well water doesn't interfere with river water."

78. Old sow Sam Browne Belt (province)

Just like herding sheep and horses, pigs are also kept in the mountains and may not be able to outrun dogs and sheep. Tie a belt on him, just to tie and control.

79. Duigelai under neon lights (Kunming)

It is said that there is a sister Liu Sanjie in Guangxi. In fact, there are many folk songs in Yunnan. According to statistics of relevant departments, * * * has exceeded 1 10000. "I want to sing the song, three days and three nights didn't finish singing a bull's ear. There are eighteen bags in front and nine convex slopes in the back. " Yunnan, known as the "hometown of singing and dancing", needless to say, almost all ethnic minorities are good at singing and dancing. Even the Han people in the provincial capital "everyone can hum folk songs, and everyone is romantic." Not only in the old days, there were "horse-catching songs", "rain-seeking songs" and "guessing tunes", but also in the 1980s and 1990s after the reform and opening up. Playing songs, playing tricks and "crooked lanterns" marched straight from the fields to the city center, complementing the high-rise buildings and lanterns. It is a "village in the city", a bazaar for singing and dancing, and a market.

Dongba culture is very famous (Lijiang)

Dongba culture created by Naxi people includes Dongba religion, Dongba Sutra, hieroglyphics, Dongba dance and ancient music. Dongba Classic has more than 1000 volumes, covering many aspects of human wisdom such as astronomy, geography, mathematics, literature, art, medicine, animals and plants. Dongba, which records classics and dance scores, is a hieroglyphic that is still alive (used) in the world. As early as the beginning of this century, it attracted the attention of foreign scholars, and academic exchanges have continued to this day. Some Naxi ancient music preserved the essence of the court music of the Tang and Song Dynasties in the Central Plains and Taoist scriptures, which can be called "living fossils" of music. Its remote, ancient, elegant and graceful charm has been favored by Chinese and foreign guests, and ancient bands have been invited to fly abroad to give lectures many times.

8 1, "Eight-Nation Alliance" convened (the whole province)

People in Yunnan are simple in style and ashamed to talk about business. Many alpine mountain areas have a bad living environment and have to work hard. Central Yunnan is rich and has a mild climate, making it easier to make a living. Strangely, the poor and the rich are "quiet", and most of them are peaceful and retired. At the same time, they are conservative, lazy, lack of adventurous spirit, do not work hard and are unwilling to sue. So today, when competition is advocated, many businesses are often losing ground and occupied by foreigners such as Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Shanghai and Sichuan, such as food stalls, hair salons, clothing stores, shoe repair shops, construction sites and so on. In desperation, Yunnan people have to make a joke, but once they realize this, Yunnan people who can bear hardships will work hard.