I have seen a joke called Doudou before.

1. One day, Doudou was scolded by his father.

Suddenly, mother pea said, honey, don't scold the wrong child again!

Doudou is happy to say good things about her mother. Mom suddenly said let me teach him a lesson! Go drink some water to moisten your throat and come back for me later!

2. One day, the pea asked his mother: Mom, my father asked me to ask him if you like him! Mom said: I like him! Pea: When do you like him best? Mom: when I am angry and want to find someone to vent!

3. Peas: Dad, how much is 3+2? (Peas' father stands there thinking) Suddenly ... Dad: Peas' mother, please give me the calculator and let me use it.

4. Mom, alas! Suddenly I feel like a woman in her thirties! Mom: Do you think I'm in my thirties? Doudou and Dad: No, not at all! (Mom is happy) Doudou and Dad say: You look like a man in his forties.

Xiao Liang, who lives opposite our house, doesn't do his homework. He only plays games in Internet cafes. Dad: How did this happen? Mom: His parents are divorced and nobody cares about him! Pea: (writing the mountain of exercises) Mom and Dad, when will you get divorced?

6. Mom said to Doudou and Dad: Do you like me nagging all day? Doudou and Dad: Yes, very much. Suddenly, a flash of lightning struck them both. Doudou and his father said, alas! We finally know the saying "lying will be thunderstruck".

7. Pea: Mom, I found out that Dad is gay! Mom: What? Your father is gay! Pea: It's true! Pea: Look, you are all surnamed Li, of course you are gay!

8. Pea: Alas! Finally, I finished the homework assigned by my father! Dad: Doug, you have gained a lot by sitting at home and doing your homework for 20 days! Pea: Yes! Great harvest! Pea: My eyes have become nearsighted, and hemorrhoids have grown on my ass.

Although this joke was short, I was lucky enough to beat it hard. I hope everyone will support me.