Ask a few funny jokes.

Policeman: What are you doing, wandering the street so late!

Miss: Prostitute!

The police are in awe, a burst of worship!

Policeman: Which newspaper?

Miss: It's too late!

Policeman: Which evening paper is it?

Miss: hug the man at night!

Policeman: Good Henan Evening News!

Miss: This thing can only be done at night!

Policeman: It's really hard to rush the manuscript at night! Pay more attention to your health!

Miss: Thank you for your understanding. Welcome to do it!

Policeman: OK! Be sure to contribute! Be sure to contribute!

The student climbed over the wall into the school and was caught by the headmaster.

Principal: Why not go to the school gate?

The student pointed to the clothes: Mi Bang Wei, don't take the usual road!

Principal: How did you get such a high wall over?

Students clap their pants: Li Ning, anything is possible!

Principal: What's it like to climb over the wall?

The student pointed to the shoes: Xtep, the feeling of flying!

The next day, the students came in through the main entrance.

Principal: Why don't you climb over the wall today?

The student pointed to the shoes: Anta, I choose what I like!

Principal: Why don't you wear your school uniform?

The student raised his trousers: Sam, wear whatever you want.

Principal: Aren't you afraid that I won't let you into school?

Students clap clothes: a noble bird, no one can stop it.

The headmaster was furious: I want to remember you well!

Student dissatisfaction: Why?

The headmaster sneered: m-zone, my site is my call!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 52: 40 I am a super action hero.

You read a book called 100,000. Why? I am the author of that book!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 53: 08 Tomato blushed.

Liar!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 53: 35 I am a super action hero.

Don't! I swear to God!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 54: 05 The tomato blushed.

Ha ha!

Do you go to school or work?

20065438+0-12-17 20: 54:14 I am a super action hero.

go to school

20065438+0-12-17 20: 54: 28 Tomato blushed.

What school?

20065438+0-12-17 20: 54: 35 I am a super action hero.

I'm going to work!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 54: 53 Tomato blushed.

Work? Not bad! Company?

20065438+0-12-17 20: 55: 03 I am a super action hero.

Don't! I'm going to school!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 55:16 Tomato blushed.

Are you going to school or work?

20065438+0-12-17 20: 55: 24 I am a super action hero.

go to school

20065438+0-12-17 20: 55: 32 Tomato blushed.

Oh! What school?

20065438+0-12-17 20: 55: 43 I am a super action hero.

I'm going to work!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 55: 54 The tomato blushed.

What? ! I won't talk to you!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 56:15 I am a super action hero.

Come on, say something else. I want to keep this secret!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 56: 28 Tomato blushed.

Okay, then. Say what, you decide!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 56: 47 I am a super action hero.

Today's weather is really good!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 56: 54 Tomato blushed.

Yes!

2001-12-17 20: 57:11I am a super action hero.

It's windy and rainy!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 57:17 The tomato blushed.

Huh?

20065438+0-12-17 20: 57: 28 I am a super action hero.

You again?

20065438+0-12-17 20: 57: 52 Tomato blushed.

I feel really tired talking to you!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 58:10 I am a super action hero.

Where are you tired?

20065438+0-12-17 20: 58:17 The tomato blushed.

Brain!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 58: 25 I am a super action hero.

No way!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 58: 30 Tomato blushed.

Really!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 59:16 I am a super action hero.

At most, my hands are a little tired! How can the brain be tired? It's over! Girl, go to see a doctor!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 59: 29 Tomato blushed.

I think you should see a doctor!

20065438+0-12-17 20: 59: 59 I am a super action hero.

Why should I see a doctor! My mind is clear!

2001-12-1721:00:15 The tomato blushed.

Stop! I think you are sick!

20065438+0-12-1721:00: 46 I am a super action hero.

How did you know I was sick? How do you know everything about me! Who are you? fairy sister

20065438+0-12-1721:00: 55 The tomato blushed.

I am a fairy grandmother!

2001-12-1721:019 I am a super action hero.

& gt& gt? All right! I decided to kneel at your feet and kiss your feet!

2001-12-1721:01:36 The tomato blushed.

Good grandson. Don't be so polite!

2001-12-1721:01:53 I am a super action hero.

Before I kiss your feet, can I ask you something?

20065438+0-12-1721:02: 03 The tomato blushed.

I will bless you!

2001-12-1721:02:10.

That's not true!

20065438+0-12-1721:02:16 The tomato blushed.

What is that?

2001-12-1721:02: 51I am a super action hero.

Can you spend some time washing your feet? There are maggots!

20065438+0-12-1721:03: 00 Tomato blushed.

I won't talk to you!

20065438+0-12-1721:03: 07 I am a super action hero.

Ha ha ha ha! ! ~~~~~~~~~~~

20065438+0-12-1721:03: 27 Tomato blushed.

What are you laughing at?

20065438+0-12-1721:04: 03 I am a super action hero.

Grandma fairy, don't go, you pulled something!

2001-12-1721:04:11The tomato turned red.

What did you just pull?

20065438+0-12-1721:04: 30 I am a super action hero.

How do you know I have an upset stomach today! ?

20065438+0-12-1721:04: 37 Tomato blushed.

Bah!

2001-12-1721:05: 01I am a super action hero.

All right! Bah me later, I'll take off my socks first!

20065438+0-12-1721:05: 37 I am a super action hero.

Okay, bah. Better bah more, I'll take the opportunity to wash my feet with your saliva!

20065438+0-12-1721:06: 00 Tomato blushed.

You ... I won't talk to you! You are so ... rogue!

2001-12-1721:07:10 I am a super action hero.

Kao! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ You even know my nickname! You are really great! It seems that we are predestined friends. Ok, let's be serious!

20065438+0-12-1721:07: 23 Tomato blushed.

What can you say seriously! Bah!

20065438+0-12-1721:08: 33 I am a super action hero.

How can you say that about me! You know: you knew your place in my heart from the moment you realized it!

20065438+0-12-1721:08: 50 The tomato blushed.

I think we just met? !

2001-12-1721:10: 39 I am a super action hero.

It's been half an hour. Although it is very short, this time is really substantial and meaningful! Right?

20065438+0-12-1721:10: 06 Tomato blushed.

Enrich what! I depend on you to bully me.

2001-12-1721:10: 39 I am a super action hero.

In fact, you know the way A boy will bully a girl only if he likes her!

2001-12-1721:1:05 The tomato blushed.

Your mouth is very sweet!

2001-12-1721:1:22 I am a super action hero.

Ha ha! It seems that you finally understand my mind!

2001-12-1721:1:31tomato blushed.

What is your heart!

2001-12-1721:1:49 I am a super action hero.

Are some words still so white? I'm glad you understand!

2001-12-1721:1:58 The tomato blushed.

Ha ha! ~!

2001-12-1721:12: 21I am a super action hero.

Really! What I said is true! You should know exactly what you are like in my heart!

20065438+0-12-1721:12: 30 Tomato blushed.

What is it like? !

2001-12-1721:13: 57 I am a super action hero.

In my heart, I now feel that other girls are nothing but you!

20065438+0-12-1721:14:17 Tomato blushed.

Don't talk about others like that! I'm not as good as you think!

2001-12-1721:15: 22 I am a super action hero.

Really! ~ I really think so! You are different from others! They are really like shit! And you, my dear, do you know what you are in your heart?

20065438+0-12-1721:15: 30 tomato blushed.

Ha ha! What is this?

2001-12-1721:15: 42 I am a super action hero.

You are two tuo.

There is a new student in a class.

One day, the teacher asked him: How old are you?

Student: Excuse me, is the teacher asking where I am?

Teacher: Your age.

Student: Oh, does the teacher want to know my age last year or this year?

Teacher: nonsense, it must be this year's pull.

Student: Oh, do you want me to tell you now or after class?

Teacher: Now.

Student: Oh, do you want me to speak loudly or quietly?

Teacher: Shit, are you going to say it or not? Don't fool me!

Student: Say, why does the teacher want to know how old I am?

Teacher: Can't I ask?

Student: Oh, I can't answer that?

Teacher: Sweat to death ...

"Come on, come on, classmates, our topic today is to repeat antonyms. The teacher said, you pick it up, ok!

Teacher: It's a beautiful day today.

Student: The weather will be terrible tomorrow.

Teacher: I ate fish head yesterday.

Student: You ate the glans penis today.

Teacher: Wrong.

Student: Correct.

Teacher: I was wrong.

Student: I'm right.

Teacher: You idiot.

Student: I am a genius.

Teacher: You stand up.

Student: Let me sit down for you.

Teacher: The teacher told you to stand up. Did you hear that?

Student: The teacher told me to sit down, and I heard him!

Teacher: Do you dare not listen to your teacher?

Student: I dare not listen to the teacher.

Teacher: Do you know what you just said?

Student: I know I haven't said anything now.

Teacher: This classmate, I know you did it on purpose.

Student: That teacher, you know I didn't mean to.

Teacher: Are you no big or small?

Student: I am young and old.

Teacher: You are too young to learn well.

Student: You can't learn well when you are old.

Teacher: I don't want to talk about you.

Student: You want to talk about me again.

Teacher: Stop it.

Student: I will continue for you.

Teacher: I'm afraid of you. Can you stop?

Student: I'm not afraid of you. Go ahead, okay?

Teacher: This is the end of antonym practice.

Student: The synonym practice begins now.

Teacher: Are you finished?

Student: I'm endless.

Teacher: You are ill-bred.

Student: I am educated.

Teacher: Do you look like an educated person?

Student: Don't I look like an uneducated person?

Teacher: I am very depressed.

Student: Happy.

Teacher: I am very angry with you.

Student: You will be angry with me.

Teacher: Can you stop talking?

Student: May I not shut up?

Teacher: Go on, I won't take this class. I'll go.

Student: I will stop. I have to take this course. I will do it.

A person always farts in the office, and his colleagues can't help but say, can you be quiet? Then I saw him sitting there trembling and asked, why? Answer: I tuned it to vibrate.

In a fashion shop, I saw an impatient young man say to a beautiful girl, "Do you mind talking to me?" The girl asked curiously, "Why?" "My wife has been in this store for more than an hour, but if she sees me talking to you, she will come out immediately ..." Before he finished, his wife quickly walked out of the boutique and left with him.

Hacker: I control your computer.

Xiao Bai: How is it controlled?

Hacker: Using Trojan Horse

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . Where is it? I am not blind.

Hacker: Open your task manager.

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . . Where is the task manager?

Hacker:. . . . . Under your computer! !

Xiao Bai: It's not in my computer.

Hacker: Forget it. I didn't do anything.

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer.

Xiao Bai: Oh

Hacker: Are you afraid? ! Hey hey.

Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. Recently, my computer has had many problems.

Hacker:. . . . . .

Xiao Bai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will?

Hacker: You can install firewall.

Xiao Bai: Can't you get in by installing a firewall?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel stupid.

Xiao Bai: I heard that you can make viruses? !

Hacker: Hmm

Xiao Bai: You can control other people's computers? !

Hacker: General.

Xiao Bai: Then can you hack those websites?

Hacker: Of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker?

Xiao Bai: ~ ~ ~ `I thought it was because you were black. . . . .

Hacker: I'm here again! !

Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming in every day?

Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen.

Xiao Bai: No way, it's a famous brand.

Hacker: I mean, there are only viruses in your computer besides mentally retarded games.

Xiao Bai: Oh ~ ~ Have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where it is. I've been looking for it for a long time.

Hacker:. . . . . See you again.

Hacker: Hi ~ ~ ~ I'm coming!

Xiao Bai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?

Hacker: Haha, just kidding, it's easier to access your computer than mine. You don't miss me, do you?

Xiao Bai: I want to ask you a favor.

Hacker: What is it?

Xiao Bai: Can you access the power system and modify some data?

Hacker:. . . . . . What do you want? !

Xiao Bai: Please help me settle my electricity bill this month. . . . . .

Hacker: Go to hell! !

Hacker: Where the hell have you been? ! ! !

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . I have been out for a few days. What do you want from me?

Hacker: I want to find something.

Xiao Bai: What are you looking for here?

Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from a few years ago. Only your computer has the most complete virus.

Hacker: I'm coming! !

. . . . . .

Hacker: Why don't you talk?

Xiao Bai: In a bad mood.

Hacker: Who bullied you?

Xiao Bai: I lost a Q number with my first love in it.

Hacker: This is simple. I'll get it back for you.

Xiaobai: I can't get it back.

Hacker: Impossible. Tell me, what number?

Xiao Bai: Woo ~ ~ ~ I just can't remember.

Xiao Bai: Come out! ! ! !

Hacker: What's the matter? !

Xiaobai: Did you use my id to play in the forum? ! !

Hacker:. . . Sorry, I forgot to tell you that I didn't do anything wrong, so I added a post, and I promise I won't play again next time.

Xiao Bai: That won't do! ! !

Hacker: What else do you want?

Xiao Bai: Your post is red in the face. First blush. I'm so happy. You must make me another one.

Hacker: Get down!

Hacker: Hey, I just did something very interesting.

Xiao Bai: What's this?

Hacker: I sent it to the forum.

Xiao Bai: This is normal.

Hacker: I insist as soon as I see it, and I will call the landlord a pig.

Xiao Bai: Wow, it's so pleasant. I never dared. I'll be burned!

Hacker: Yes, it has been banned.

Xiao Bai: Is this still interesting? !

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID.

Xiao Bai: Are you an expert?

Hacker: It can be said that it is.

Xiao Bai: How high is it?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored.

Xiao Bai: Ha, I can do it too!

Hacker: # $%! You can, too? !

Xiao Bai: Yes, it turned black as soon as it was turned off. . . . .

Hacker: Get out!

Xiao Bai: Let me ask you a question.

Hacker: Say

Xiao Bai: Besides my computer, can you control other people's computers?

Hacker: Some can. . . .

Xiao Bai: Is it ok if there is no internet connection?

Hacker:. . . . . . .

Xiaobai: Can you turn on someone else's machine with the remote control?

Hacker:. . . . . . . .

Xiao Bai: You can still steal top secret documents! ! !

Hacker: I think you watch too many movies. Go wash and sleep.

Xiao Bai: My computer is broken.

Hacker:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer is fine.

Xiaobai: So you bully me.

Hacker: No.

Xiao Bai: You have! There are no images in the MP3 file sent to me!

Hacker: Help ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Xiao Bai: Can you answer the computer questions?

Hacker: I think so.

Xiao Bai: Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome?

Hacker:. . . . . . . know nothing at all

Xiao Bai: "F4" of course! !

Hacker: Oh ~ ~ ~ Is this a computer problem? ! !

Xiao Bai: Can you answer another computer question?

Hacker: As long as it's not your stupid question.

Xiao Bai: I'm serious! ! Can you operate my computer?

Hacker: Well, yes.

Xiao Bai: This is a problem. Can you solve it, too?

Hacker: Your question should not be difficult.

Xiao Bai: Great. My fan seems to be broken. Help me change it.

Hacker:. . . . I'll go first.

Xiao Bai: Can we meet?

Hacker:. . . . Well, it's not good. Why do you want to watch it?

Xiao Bai: I want to see if you think the same as me.

Hacker: Oh, what do you think?

Xiao Bai: Very handsome, wearing tights, very charming. I can go anywhere and maintain world peace.

Hacker:. . . . You're talking about Spider-Man, boss!

Hacker: Hello ~ ~ ~

Xiao Bai: You come every day. Are you curious about me?

Hacker: Not out of curiosity, but out of habit, so I walked in.

Xiao Bai: Well, I have a good way to change this habit of yours.

Hacker:. . . . Oh? ! What method?

Xiao Bai: I changed the bandwidth to 1K at the telecommunications bureau. It's too narrow for you to squeeze in, haha ~ ~

Hacker: Genius! . . . . . Can you still surf the internet?

Xiao Bai: Yes, take your time!

Xiaobai: You visit my computer every day. Are you curious about me?

Hacker: Not curious, just used to it.

Xiao Bai: Is there anything you are curious about?

Hacker: Yes, I've always wondered when so many viruses on your computer will crash.

Xiao Bai: I know!

Hacker:. . . . #￥%! Why?

Xiao Bai: This is called fighting poison with poison!

(it seems that it is. . . . )

Xiao Bai: I also want to control your computer.

Hacker: That won't do. If someone visits my computer, I will go crazy.

Xiao Bai: It's not fair! !

Hacker: OK, OK, you have it under control.

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . But I won't. . . .

Hacker: Quack ~ ~ ~ That's why I agreed! ! !

Hacker: I'm here again.

Xiao Bai: This may be the last time we meet.

Hacker: Oh? What happened?

Xiaobai: I want to reinstall the system, kill virus and install a firewall. I won't let you in!

Hacker: So you hate me so much. . . . . All right, I won't come in the future. Goodbye.

Xiao Bai: Hmm. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! Teach me what reloading system is first!

Hacker:. . . . . . . . . .

Hacker: It's so late, why don't you go offline?

Xiao Bai: Oh, it's time to get off. I will cut off the power.

Hacker: Slow down! Won't you turn off your phone?

Xiao Bai: Yes, just press the power off button and it won't move. You can only press the power.

Hacker: You modify the registry: open HKEY _ local _ machine \ software \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ Current Version \ Winlog Winlogon, right-click the Winlogon key, select New → String value, enter PowerdownAfterShutdown, and then double-click the edit value as 1 to automatically shut down.

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . I'd better press the power.

Xiao Bai called the hacker: Are you really good?

Hacker: General.

Xiaobai: Brag! If you dare, please turn off the Trojan horse in my machine.

Hacker: How hard is it? We'll see.

Hacker: Haha, done, regret.

Xiao Bai: Hey, thanks ~ ~ ~ I'm playing outside, and I just want you to turn it off for me. . . .

Hacker: dizzy ~ ~ ~

More than .........., not enough! ! ! ! ! !

Be sure to give points! ! ! ! ! ! !