Jokes related to fake money,

I heard that some people are very deceptive and highly deceptive, but on the whole, my recognition ability is very strong. When listening to others, I just need to look at their expressions to know whether they are telling the truth or not. So, liars are afraid of me. As long as they hear me present, they will hide away quietly.

That's right. On the way to school that day, I met two people quarreling. I saw a man holding another man's coat collar and shouting at the onlookers, "Open your eyes and have a look. This guy is a big liar. He is dishonest in business. I gave him 100 yuan in real money, but he gave me a fake 50 yuan. It's really hateful! "

Huh? It's disgusting to have such a thing! I was just about to go over and scold the little trafficker, but the man denied it in every way: "He lied and gave me fake money, but he insisted on falsely accusing me of giving him fake money. How can this be true! "

Then someone nearby said, "What's the use of arguing? It is better to take out the money and let everyone see who took the fake money. "

So one of them took a 50 yuan, and the other took a 100 RMB. This one says he is real, and the other says he is real money. After arguing for a long time, I can't tell who is true and who is false. At this time, the person next to him spoke again: "I think you two really don't even have a standard." At this rate, 100 days is useless. "

That makes sense. At this time, I took out the money I paid for today's tuition from my pocket, took out a 100 and a 50, and said, "How about this?" Let's take my money as the standard and see who is telling the truth and who is lying! "

"Well, that's right."

My idea was unanimously supported by everyone. They took my money, compared it and watched it over and over again. Four or five people repeatedly compared, and finally everyone agreed: "Neither of them lied, and the money is true." Finally, they returned the money to me, and a storm ended like this.

After coming to school, I immediately handed the money to the teacher: "Teacher, this is the tuition I paid."

The teacher carefully looked at the money I paid and asked, "How can you pay the tuition with fake money?"