The rich man's dog was killed. What are some jokes about killing dogs?

One night, a rich man was walking his dog, and a killer jumped out of the grass and shot the dog twice. Millionaire is furious: Why did you kill my dog? ! The killer sneered: someone spent 5 million to let me take your dog's life!

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes.