So boring! I want to hear a joke

There is a man whose penis is 15cm long and his wife’s penis is 6cm deep.

The man heard that there was a spiritual frog. As long as the frog said "no", the frog could lose 3cm.

Then he went to find the frog.

Man: "Little frog, would you like to marry me?"

Little frog: "No!"

(15-3=12, man The one with 12cm left)

The man said again: "Little frog, would you like to marry me?"

Little frog: "No!"

(12-3=9, the man’s one has 9cm left)

(The man thought: let him say “no” one more time and it will succeed)

The man said again: "Marry me~ okay?"

Little frog: "No!"

(9-3=6, the man succeeded! But?)

< p>Little Frog: "You are so annoying! When I say 'no', I mean 'no'!"

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Please watch the sequel~~

Since his "baby" was lost by a frog, this man has been in trouble all day long. Depressed.

His friend saw that he was so depressed, so he told him:

"There is a magical dog. As long as you let it bark "Woof!"

3

cm "

With the intention of giving it a try, I bid farewell to my wife and traveled across mountains and rivers to search, and finally found her in a deep mountain? Find the divine dog.

He took out the meat he had prepared in advance and offered it to the sacred dog, explaining his purpose.

The magical dog worked very hard. After two sounds of "Woof! Woof!", it began to eat meat quietly.

When the man saw that "that" had indeed become his ideal size, he shouted and cheered with joy, turned around and ran home to his wife

Happy!

The divine dog was startled by his sudden action, and following the nature of a dog, it immediately barked and chased the man who was running home:

"Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!"

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Look at the ending again~~

This man was chased home by a magical dog, and he and his wife worked together to end it. Yu uniformed the sacred dog, put a mask on it, and locked it in a cage.

But at this time his "that" has turned into a big bundle, long enough to fly a kite.

His wife had no choice but to bring the spirit frog back and try to change "that" back to normal.

This time they were very careful and finally made "that" the ideal size.

The couple was so happy that they could no longer hold back their long-standing desire, so they locked the frog in the cage.

The couple was so happy that they started doing it. ?

When the divine dog saw the spiritual frog, he chased it out of curiosity, broke away from the mask, and barked "Woof! Woof!"?

The spiritual frog was also frightened by the divine dog and screamed: " "Don't" come here! "Don't" come here!"?

After a while, my wife's weak voice came: "Quiet~ I can't~~~"