Narcissistic teasing others is not as handsome as yourself (40 sentences)

Narcissism is making fun of others who are not as handsome as themselves. If you like me, you will buy a lottery ticket. There is only one winner. However, if you win the third prize of my smile, you will be happier than winning 5 million.

No one urged me to sleep, and no one said good night to me. I really can't sleep.

When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

We drifted all the way, leaving only one tire footprint. ...

Being a handsome man is very tiring, I really know that.

6. Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend.

7. No matter how the life novel ends, it is a willing self-directed performance.

8. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.

9. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

10. Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

1 1. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

12. This user is so handsome. It is forbidden to set personal data.

13. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" meant me, but it wasn't. That is "true beauty".

14. A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!

15. I planted my girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

16. I want to commit suicide because I am so handsome, but all the girls beg me, "You are really handsome. It is your courage to live. It's not your intention to be handsome, but God depends on how beautiful the world is. "

17. You are so handsome, and I am ugly in a new realm.

18. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

19. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know this.

20. "Do you want to cut a whole pizza into 8 pieces or 12 pieces?" "Eight dollars, I can't eat 12 dollars."

Narcissism teasing others is not handsome. 2 1. I cut my bangs to cover my acne. In the eyes of the class teacher, I have the idea of falling in love.

22. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

23. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.

25. A beautiful sister paper asked me: Hi, do you have a girlfriend? I said excitedly, no way, sister paper picked up the skirt and turned around and said, do you think it looks good? My heart beat faster and I said, beautiful. Sister paper went on to say: well, I think so, too. My boyfriend gave it to me.

26. Don't challenge my sister's skill with the speed at which you throw the video!

27. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance really can't be quiet.

28. Am I redundant? Actually, I'm not redundant. There is only one me in the world. How can I be redundant? That's the only one.

29. Law-abiding and depressed, strong beam and singing every night, riding a mule to harm others, being honest and fair and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

30. The story told today is not far from now. If there is an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-it was blocked during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …

3 1. Never talk about your ex-girlfriend with your wife. It is a lie to say that you are not angry!

32. The child's words are unscrupulous, and what he blurts out is an unthinking story, which outlines a full but affectionate ID.

33. Countless people envy and hate my charm. I know that every time I go to the street, countless girls will be attracted by my enchanting and handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out.

34. Yes, I am that handsome.

35. I am young, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and my car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

36. Don't press the video until it comes up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out.

I will try my best, or others will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

38. I can kill you with a keyboard, or I can shame you with my beauty.

39. Don't give up if you are jealous, but continue if you are envious. Today's weather is good, it is a good day to go out and release handsome.

40. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, otherwise I will be molested by erotic fanatics. I'm scared.

Narcissistic sentences boast that they are handsome and send friends.

Narcissism boasted that he was handsome and sent it to a circle of friends. Being a beautiful person is very tiring, and I really understand.

2. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

I am handsome, please don't look.

I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

6. I don't want to be likable, I just want to be an attractive villain.

7. I really envy you for having a handsome and witty me on your friend list.

8. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

9. I am really bored. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying

10. Some people said I was handsome, but I smiled because I was more handsome when I smiled.

1 1. Why haven't you seen anyone more handsome than me?

12. I want to give myself a kiss when I look in the mirror, and I want to kneel and kowtow. That's fucking handsome.

13. I heard that getting married is super cheap now. The civil affairs bureau will pay 9 yuan to solve it. Let me treat you.

14. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

15. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know this.

16. It is said that when I was born, my father cried at the top of his voice for a month and a half. He doesn't believe that I inherited my child from his chromosome.

17. Why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

18. If I die, how will you live?

19. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

20. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

Narcissistic and handsome sentences are sent to friends circle 2 2 1. I wake up by myself every morning.

22. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I said it was me.

23. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. Say other people's narcissistic sentences.

24. Fate depends on my face value. Narcissistic talk about mood

25. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.

26. There are four plates on the table. Open the first one. Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

27. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

28. I: Yushu is facing the wind, majestic, and the eyebrows are shining. I am kind, handsome and absolutely beautiful. I am also a bronze complexion, with strong body and strong arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in the wild and dissolute in the melancholy. I am just a role model for men and a gospel for women.

29. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was about me, but it wasn't. It's about real beauty.

30. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

3 1. When a woman stops urging you to go home late at night, she is already disappointed in you.

32. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.

33. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

I turned my head when I met him, and no one could see the expression on his face clearly.

35. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

36. Only when the mountains have no edges and the heavens and the earth are in harmony can you not be handsome.

37. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

38. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. It was recognized by the *-level iso900 1 Handsome Boy System for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

39. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

40. Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend.

Boys boast that they are handsome and funny, and they talk about super narcissism.

1. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent.

2. others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and don't say that you are handsome or not.

Today, the bus said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was so handsome.

6. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

7. I am tired of being so handsome at this age.

8. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

9. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

10. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

1 1. I really envy you for meeting a talented and handsome person at such a young age.

12. Test scores can open our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

13. I am handsome and witty at this age. The most classic encyclopedia of space talk

14. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

15. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

16. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

17. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. Over the years, my handsomeness has brought you a lot of trouble.

18. I'm on your list, and I'm handsome without saying anything.

19. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?

20. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. You can still lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me.

2 1. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I won't give up on such a handsome face.

22. Mosquitoes in summer I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

23. Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.

24. Some people say I'm handsome, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news all night.

Let's talk openly about what's going on. Don't always say I'm handsome behind my back, saying I look good, as if I don't know if I'm bored or not.

26. Is it true that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?

27. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

28. Valentine's Day is afraid that the object will be taken away if it is too handsome? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

29. I don't have a story, but just being handsome has conquered many people.

30. There was a particularly handsome guy in front of me just now, and we looked at each other for a long time. No one broke this calm until my hands were tired and I slowly put down the mirror.

Funny sentences that boast that they are handsome, funny and narcissistic.

A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome:

1. I wonder why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!

2. I am handsome, cool, attractive, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, generous and graceful. Extraordinary spirit, the top ten outstanding in the country.

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

I am 23 years old and very handsome. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. He knows everything about astronomy and geography above, but little about it below. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman and a handsome guy jumps off a building. He is kind-hearted and helpful. In primary school, the Chinese teacher explained the meaning of handsome boy, which puzzled me. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, I suddenly understand.

If Shuai Neng were a meal, Ben Shuai would feed 3 billion people.

6. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where this handsome guy is.

7. Although I am handsome, I am very low-key!

8. Known as pear blossom over begonia, people send the nickname "Heaven and Earth Almighty Jade-faced Little Dragon", the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, the combination of chivalry and benevolence, and the predecessor is also a giant.

9. Without my handsomeness, what can human beings live on?

10. Except for being handsome, he has no shortcomings. Why? ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good!

1 1. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September. ! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

12. I am handsome, cool, charming, well-proportioned, handsome, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, generous in speech and personable. Outstanding spirit, top ten outstanding young people in China. What is even more rare is that people who study literature at the age of three and martial arts at the age of seven learn a lot, knowing astronomy and geography above and trivial below. He is omnipotent and omniscient. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman. Handsome guy jumps off a building, kind-hearted, amiable, helpful and charitable. Its benefits are endless, just like the Yellow River flooding out of control.

13. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the first batch of international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

14. Today's weather is good, and it is a good day to go out and release handsome.

15. You said my appearance was fake and the money I gave you was fake. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

16. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

17. Hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

18. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

19. Handsome is providence, and cool is man-made.

20. I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

Funny and narcissistic talk about:

1. There are two kinds of people who are the most charming in the world: one is like me, and the other is like me.

Before you come near me, you should think clearly that I have nothing but handsome.

Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

I really envy you that there is a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

It's not that I stay up late, it's that the night needs me as a bright star.

6. I am very cute at this age. I am really a sinner!

7. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

8. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was about to explode.

9. Don't talk, feel my handsomeness with your heart.

10. Someone said I was handsome, but I smiled. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome?

1 1. There is no fate between us. Look at my face value.

12. Some people say I am handsome. I've been thinking about it all night. Who leaked the news?

13. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. I feel someone beside me. I turned my head and wiped it! What a handsome face. I was startled and calm. It turned out to be a mirror.

14. Always alienated by ordinary people because they are too handsome. You see, when he made the statement, no one read it. . .

15. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out. I am not very handsome, but the young lady next door gave me dichlorvos. My aunt upstairs took part in the Olympics for me. Walking in the street is afraid of puppies. Walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical! There are only two kinds of people in this world, one who thinks I am handsome and the other who has never seen me. I have suffered too much handsomeness at my age, so I am tired.

16. The handsome guy stuck to me all my life.

17. It's not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. In case it blows into someone else's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return it.

18. Being a human being is really tiring. I have been handsome for more than ten years as soon as I am handsome, and I will continue to be handsome.

19. Just now, someone praised me for being handsome. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.

20. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

2 1. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

Young man, you must study hard and never eat and drink with a handsome face like me.