100 small paragraphs (not repeated)

I forgot to take the paper when I went to the toilet. I only have photos of my girlfriend and 100 yuan, 1 building. I forgot to take the paper when I went to the toilet. I only have a photo of my girlfriend and 100 yuan in my pocket. Which one should I use? Somebody tell me. Second floor. Use your fingers! ~ rinse with water again! ~ third floor. Use one hundred. Don't you think it hurts to use photos? The photo is too hard. Fourth floor. Use one hundred dollars, wash it and spend it on the fifth floor. After washing the shopping upstairs, the sixth floor is still fragrant. Haha, I'd better use what others have used in the wastebasket. (-_ _-This answer is really huge. . ) 7th floor. You should lift your pants and leave after you go to the bathroom. . . . . . . . . (Dude, it's too atmospheric) 8th floor. Cry ~ I'm eating, 9th floor. Liar. ................ doesn't even have shoes? Scrape with shoes (how does big brother shit scrape -__-||) 10 floor. Simple ~ ~ reluctantly give up what one loves ~ ~ Use your underwear ` ~ 1 1 floor. Just buckle with your hand ~ ~ Remember to wash your hands. Floor 12. Using socks is the same as using shoes. . . ) 13 floor. You didn't put this in the toilet, did you ... to be honest, what did you use ... 14 floor. There is no paper in India 15 floor. Tear 100 into five equal parts. Use a photo. There are 80 yuan left. It's very profitable. I'm a girl's boyfriend. Of course, I can't use it! ~ ~ (Jie Nv Di Zhen TM has an economic mind)16th floor. Use both, because one is not enough to wipe the floor (-_ |||)17. Call for help! 18th floor. The photo faces inward, let your girlfriend carry you, and then scrape it, so that you can compare it in your mind. . ) 19 floor. Tear the photo into two thin pieces ~! ! Wipe it with the non-tattooed side ~ ~! ! ! (more cattle. . ) 20th floor. It is true that he can't find the hair dryer to blow off. Don't bother me with such questions next time (it's really sweaty). Can't you call 1 10? 22nd floor. Stupid! There must be a faucet in the toilet. Just go out and get a hose, plug it in the faucet and squat down to wash it. 23rd floor. Two things I can't stand, ........... ~ ~ and then tear off my girlfriend's head in the photo as a souvenir and wipe PP ~ ~ ~100 ... for use on the 24th floor. So what do you do? I think so too. . . . . You should pull your brother over and wash him with your own urine. Not bad, you are still very considerate. (orz) 25th floor. You climb to the ladies' room and see if there is a 26th floor. After taking the tuba, I pursed the PP, then started throwing it wildly for 5 minutes, and then I used centrifugal force to clean the poop left on the PP, and then I could do it, but it was time-consuming and a little tired ~ ~ ~ 27th floor. The hips upstairs are very strong. The 28th floor. Don't toilets all have walls? Rub against the wall. The 29th floor. It's really bad to breathe out the residue outside PP in one breath (go, where's your acrobatics? ) 30th floor. Wait, let me help you clean the 3 1 building. Be generous! Dora. Block the toilet! When someone else comes in to repair it, you threaten: no paper! Never go out! ! ! Don't you need it? The 32nd floor. Stick the gum in your mouth and it will be clean. If it's still too sweet to throw away, keep chewing (the worst is you, O _ O) 33rd floor. Blow it with your mouth, dry it, and you can dig the shell to the 34th floor. Have you ever practiced yoga? You can lick it yourself, but it is more difficult. What if I have diarrhea? Then 100 is not enough. The 36th floor. There are two ways in front of you: choose love or continue to love, the greatness of love or the temptation of money? This is a question and a choice. When you finally find something to live on, when you pick up money and treat it like dirt, you suddenly find that it has dried up. -guarding love seems to have sacrificed a lot, but in fact it has gained more. Looking at the gloomy sky ... [behind the scenes! The climber made his own spiritual choice in the snowstorm and saved a dying victim. [Hua tuo's near-re-embodiment, wonderful hand rejuvenation! 3. Jie Jun is the food of the fittest, and the survival of the fittest. Good teeth, good appetite, picky eaters are not the way to keep fit. A hunter is chasing a Tibetan antelope in the forest. Fat and clumsy antelopes have been running for their lives in the forest, and I don't know how many times. [Give up life for life? Do Tibetan antelopes want to die or live? Fang Gezi's sheets, white walls and dripping medicine bottles came into view. [Is the medicine bottle made of asphalt? 6, the weather is not beautiful, and I have uremia since I was a child. No wonder there is a flood in the south. It turned out that God had uremia. 7. Bang, I braked suddenly, but I still knocked down the old lady, and the basket full of eggs danced with the wind. What beautiful eggs! 8. Qu Yuan, who was exiled, never forgot to serve his country, and finally kissed himself in Wujiang because there was no way to serve his country. I still think of Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong! Faced with people who were about to freeze to death and had never been masked, the climber gave up the idea of leaving alone. Are you wearing a mask today? ] 10, Deng Jiaxian's "Oedipus Complex" after going through hardships to return to China ... [Descendants of Freud! 1 1. My brother-in-law loves me very much and often buys me gifts. At this time, my brother-in-law changed the subject and said to my dad, "Grandfather, this project ..." [I don't understand, have you figured out the relationship between them? 12, officers and men of the People's Liberation Army ... In the fight against floods, they often start work as soon as the dam breaks. PLA officers and men are engineering teams under the contractor? 13, sallow and emaciated, her mother is in her thirties and looks like she is five years old. [Focus is the essence! 14, sadly, on a cold winter night, her father came back from the construction site late at night, was in a car accident and fell asleep soon. [wake him up! 15, "* *" was a person who humiliated China people during the Anti-Japanese War, but now there are some "new times"? Miss service, they have no regard for their own dignity and national dignity in order to ask some foreigners for tips. Oh, so many enemies are hiding around us! 16. Looking back now, the quality of our country is too poor. I'm not saying that our country is poor. This is a shortcoming in some places and a precedent for the people. [What the hell are you talking about? 17 A patient had a bone marrow problem, but no suitable person was caught to donate his bone marrow. Continue to catch, and send police to guard stations, docks and intersections until the right one is caught. 18, a depressed young man walked alone in the cold street. [Poor child! 19, I remember Mr. Lu Xun said: Go your own way and let others talk. [Dante will have a problem. He went to school to earn money during the day and stole books in the sun at night ... and finally he became the founder of * *? Gorky, I don't know if the sun is shining at night. ] 2 1, the ancients said: send a million, close the east corner. [I don't understand! 22. During the Qin Dynasty, Qin Xiaogong used Guan Zhong's "Shang Yang Reform" to enrich Qiang Bing. [Who is the reformist? 〕 23、(9? 1 1 event) Watching the White House collapse ... [White House collapse, what a terrible prediction! 24. People who choose money and beauty ask themselves, are you happy? You are happy! If your answer is yes, then you must not be human ... [I am ashamed that I am so decisive! To tell the truth, in the face of money beauty, I am also tempted! 25. When Confucius was a child, he shared pears with his brother, one big and one small. His mother asked him to choose, and he only took a small one. This is the story of the famous Kong Rong Jean Pear. It's not that Confucius couldn't finish eating big pears, but that he made the right choice since he was a child and later became a great thinker in the history of China. I see, Kong Rong was Confucius! 〕