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The story begins at this construction site.
The construction site is boring. I got up at dawn and couldn't see the work. In the morning, I ate pickles and boiled buns, at noon, I ate boiled water and boiled cabbage with salt, and at night, I poured some noodles to dress up as noodles.
People have to grovel, and only by grovelling can they live happily. But I am always unhappy with my studies, so I often ask for leave. When I take leave, I run to the basement to find a quiet corner to sleep. Sleep is the happiest person in the world.
In the Song Dynasty, there was a guy named Chen Tuan who always went to sleep in Huashan Mountain, and Ju said that he finally slept as a fairy. Emotional sleep is a very meaningful thing.
The foreman is a man from a neighboring village, a fat man in his forties. I call him Uncle Fat, and Uncle Fat is kind to me. He always approves of me when I ask for leave, and it's not bad to spend money. As long as I ask, he rarely gives it to me.
On this day, my thoughts suddenly surged again and I didn't want to work. I am also a good young man with ideals and ambitions. What's wrong with living in this dump every day? Think about depression. Then I said hello to Grandpa Huge, weighed a reed mat and went to sleep in the basement.
It is easy to fall asleep when sleeping at ordinary times. I don't know what happened this day, but I couldn't sleep for a long time. I started counting. I counted more than 5000. Just in a daze, I heard someone knocking at the door outside. I'm thinking, the building hasn't been built and the doors haven't been installed. Why is someone knocking at the door? I looked up and saw a thin young man standing at the door with a bottle of wine and a bag of peanuts in his hand.
The tall and thin man looked at me and looked around and smiled. I'm worried that drinking alone is boring. How about two bites?
"Depend! Drink it! I haven't drunk it, but I'm not afraid.
So, we started drinking. Men are familiar with cocktail parties. After drinking half a bottle, I probably know the height and thinness. His real name is Wan Li, and he used to work in a fertilizer plant. In the 1990s, as you know, many state-owned enterprises were half dead. As the leaders said, many workers suffered.
As a result, some irrelevant people have to be laid off. Wan Li had nothing to do with it. Wan Li is going to be laid off. In order to support himself, he had to move bricks on the construction site. Wanli cursed while drinking, from Gorbachev to Qin Shihuang, from Qin Shihuang to Cixi. ? When the wine was warm and the ears were hot, Wanli sang loudly and shouted repeatedly: Tao, I want to kill all the unkind and unjust people in this world.
I found someone to drink so much wine. I laughed to Wan and asked him which barracks he lived in, ready to send him back. Wan Li doesn't allow people who drink too much to admit that they have drunk too much, and neither does Wan Li. This guy grabbed my hand and said, "Dude! I'm going to take you to meet a stranger today. You must go!
"makes! What's the difference? "
You know it when you meet, for example, the first time you don't talk, he knows your last name. "
Is it so mysterious?
Of course!
My curiosity was aroused at once. I said, "Wan Li, can't you come and see me? Does this alien elder live far away? " ? Wan Li hey hey a smile, "not far, just watch the gate on this site".
I decided to take a look with Wan Li. If I am really a hermit, I can also consult the maze.
A triangular table was set up at the gate of the construction site, and three old people were playing mahjong. I secretly wonder that I go in and out of this door every day and haven't noticed these three old men. A closer look shows that the three people are also strange, a monk, a layman and a layman. The monk is fat, with big ears and a big shiny ring hanging from his earlobe. Taoist priests are as thin as bamboo in the mountains, and seem to float away at any time. Mediocre people look ordinary, just like old people in rural neighborhoods. He has a tobacco pouch in his mouth, a bag of peanuts, a peanut and a cigarette, and he doesn't delay playing cards.
"Which is superior?" I asked Wan Li around me, "Why do these three people all look a little maverick?" .
Wan Li raised a finger to signal me to be silent. Walk to the table? Respectfully asked: "Master Kong Qing, the color is far away, and the boy is polite." The fat monk hahaha smiled. "Well said, well said. Every time I meet you, I have to break some money. Just buy these sweets!" ! Said conveniently took out a stack of money from under the table and threw it to Wan Li without looking. Wanli quickly picked it up and thanked the fat monk.
What a generous monk!
The monk is so generous, what does the old man know?
At this thought, I couldn't help but look at the thin-eyed Taoist priest, who was looking up at the clouds in the sky with lofty posture and ignoring Wan Li.
Wan Li waved me near and introduced to him: "This is the master of Aikong in the Temple of Shanmiaoni in the Five Dynasties. He is a monk. In order to pursue a higher supreme method, he has been traveling around the world and practicing on earth. Recently, he signed a contract at jiusan Leiyin Temple in Yiyang Ling. He is a good friend of my master.
He glanced at the old man with a cigarette, and the old man Tara nodded.
Wanli also introduced me to the thin old road: "This Taoist is a famous Taoist priest in Seyuan, Laoshan. He rarely goes down the mountain and is also a good friend with my master. " Then I turned to the lay man. This is my teacher, Li Er, whom I have often mentioned to you.
I secretly scold Wan Xiaozi in my heart. Isn't this bullshit? We just met today. Why do you often mention this to me?
Thinking. Still looking respectful to the old man.
Able to shrug off, the old man waved and said, "The young man's surname is Zhang, right?" ! 80th birthday. "
I was shocked, and sure enough, people can't pretend.
The old man smiled: "You are a young man, and my old man looks very pleasing to the eye. Do it! " I'll show you today!
The old man ate a peanut and said, "Look at what's on the willow tree in the corner."
I followed the old man's eyes and saw an old willow leaning against the wall in the yard. It's probably been a few years. It's quite rough and prosperous. Nothing! I looked at the old man puzzled. The old man smiled, reached out and wiped my eyelids and said, "Look again." .
I turned to look, and when I saw it, I almost jumped up. I saw a child in red sitting on a willow tree. His face was greener than willow leaves. She grinned at me with her mouth open.
I heard the old man's voice in my ear: "Don't be afraid, this little boy has been spying here for a long time, and I will invite him to eat a peanut." As he spoke, a small ribbon bounced out of the old man's hand. Only the child in red flew. The child seemed not afraid, so he made a face at the old man and a somersault disappeared without a trace.
This is subversive, damn it! What the hell is this? My hair stands on end and my back is cold. Let's stop talking! It took a long time to say the whole thing again: "old man, what is that?" It's not something, it's a child eavesdropping on our conversation. This world is really haunted! My face turned white.
The old man waved. "What's the fuss?" . He grabbed some peanuts and said, "Come on. Eat a few and calm down. "
I shook my head and my stomach turned upside down. The old man reluctantly motioned me to sit down on the stool next to him, and then said, "Do you know why Wan Li called you?" ?
Shit! My in the mind a surprised, emotional Wan Li this boy looking for me to drink is purposeful.
The old man went on to say, "In seven days, there will be a catastrophe on this construction site. If we don't try to solve it, all workers, from developers to bricks and ashes, will be doomed. I invited these two to help. " The old man pointed to the empty feeling and the distant color, and then said, "It's just that we need one more thing. The three of us are too busy." I have no choice but to ask someone for help. I've met people all over the city, and only three people helped us do this at the right time. One is the 90-year-old old lady Ding in the west of the city, the other is your precious son born last month by the blacksmith Wang in the south of the city, and the other is you. Obviously, the two of them don't have your advantage, so we need to find you. Of course, you can choose not to help. "
Damn it, what is this? I froze for a long time and asked, "You have to explain to me what the situation is now!" ! What can I do to help so that I can make a decision? "
The old man nodded. Well, I will probably tell you: "There is a ghost king with a good background in this city. He is the second generation of ghosts. His father was a high official in the underworld and became a judge in the underworld after his death. The judge occasionally wandered in western Henan, whored with a rat poison and rat poison on the bank of Luohe River, and got pregnant. As a result, this evil was born, and the rat poison asked for the name of the judge. "
The judge is a prominent person, how to admit it. Angry and resentful, the mousetrap jumped into the weak water and died. The judge sympathized with their mother and son, and the bastard only had one son to run amok.
In a word, this ghost king is a ghost with a very background, and we can't help it. But this ghost king wants to kill people on this construction site, and we can't ignore it. We're going to set up an array to let the ghost king retreat, and everything is ready, except that he is as frightened as a ghost. You can only take this thing. "
Such a dangerous job! I immediately shook my head.
The old man explained, don't refuse in a hurry. This job is dangerous to others, but what about you? There is no such thing as danger. Because your horoscope is pure yang, ghosts avoid it. People in this site will die after 7 days, so you can't avoid leaving early. Why don't you cooperate with us and find a way out? "
How do I know you didn't lie to me? I thought about it and shook my head resolutely.
"So determined", the old man sighed, "so! Think about it, we won't let you help in vain! "
At this moment, Wan Li came over and gave me a bottle of water. I don't know when this boy bought water. I always suspected that there was something wrong with the water. I didn't think much at that time. I unscrewed the bottle cap and filled half a bottle. I am thirsty! Anyone who has drunk wine will be thirsty. After drinking half a bottle of water, I changed my mind immediately. I cried and regretted rejecting the old man just now. I begged the old man to let me help them, and I was willing to jump into the fire.
The old man was very moved. He gave me an amulet to wear, and then said that as long as I got the ghost-scaring wood, I would be rewarded 100000 yuan. I have a feeling that money is like dirt, and I just want to be driven by the other side. It means money is not important! As long as you can follow the old man, it will be a great honor.
The old man is very happy. He took out a map from his pocket and handed it to me: "This is the growth map of Jinggui Wood, also known as Kongsangmu. There is a mountain Yuntai in the west of Mianchi 120. There is such a thing in the bare water cliff of Yuntai Mountain. You just need to follow the map, fold a ghostly wood and insert it into the main building under construction. The task is that simple. I will let Wan Li protect your safety. " . I even claimed to be. Even the old man asked me to come back and surprise me.
I asked the old man when to start.
The old man said, you'd better go now before it's too late.
Go ahead, I cheer up and decide to do it.
Before I left, I thought of another question. Why did this ghost king kill people on this construction site?
"It's very simple," said the old man. "Because he wanted to build a bronze sparrow terrace to hide the beautiful scenery, there were not enough craftsmen, so he started the idea of this dead house site."
Ya, this ghost king is domineering enough, so there's nothing he can do to poison creatures.
At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, we arrived at Mianchi Station, which was well built. The government has always attached great importance to these face-saving projects.
I said to Wan Li, won't the old man give you gas? Buy some dry food! In case the next meal is late, delicious.
Wan Li said it was a good idea, so he went to buy something to eat, and I waited. A man in a hat suddenly appeared beside me.
The man's hat is very low, he can't see his face clearly, and he is wearing a mask, which makes me feel that he is not a good person.
The man leaned over and whispered to me, "I'm Donnie Yen. Come with me! The man around you is not a person. " Who's Donnie Yen? Why is this name so familiar? Shit! People around you are not human. I'm a little angry
The man stopped talking and stretched out his hand to pull me. I didn't duck when I flashed. I was caught by this man's wrist. The man took me and left. I have no strength to increase my strength. Fortunately, Wan Li came back, and the man quickly gave up and ran away. Wan Li asked me what was going on. "Probably a thief or something." I said, "The security at Mianchi Station is too bad!" !
? At 3: 35, we boarded the bus to Yuntai Mountain. Wan Li and I are the only two passengers on a bus. It can be seen that Yuntai Mountain is a very desolate place. But the license plate number is still quite auspicious. I still remember it clearly. That's Lu D 168. At that time, I wondered why Shandong cars came to Henan to solicit customers. To be continued?
? 2
The driver talks like a real sissy. He drives slowly, but he is on cloud nine, sitting in the clouds like a paper plane.
I said, master, can you drive steadily? The driver immediately turned and said, "You drive!" !
I shut up and muttered, the driver looked like a sissy and spoke with hatred.
The conductor is a typical Shandong woman, tall and burly. If you have a beard under your chin, put on men's clothes. If a man is absolutely forced, Shandong will make trouble and take him by surprise. Even women look so cool. Unfortunately, the driver, somehow, looks and sounds like a girl. I feel a stabbing pain in each other's heart. Isn't it that yin flourishes and yang declines, men are like women, and women are like men? Such an idea was immediately denied, and it was impossible to generalize by points!
Suddenly, the car stopped suddenly. I looked up and it was dark outside the window. It turned out to be an endless cornfield.
What's going on here? Why is the car in Budd Valley? I was just about to ask, but I haven't found out yet. The car door opened with a clash, and five or six men and women came in, all holding weighing fruit knives.
Look at the driver again, calmly indifferent, I am anxious:
"Driver, is this a robbery? Alarm! "
I give you a bird! The driver turned his head maliciously and his eyes glowed green.
Shit! Is this a person or a ghost?
I went back to drag Wanli, and when I saw it, this boy was scared to lie prone on his seat.
What happened to the old man? This is how he was sent to protect me. My heart is dark scold, it seems that today is run, just don't know whether these people rob money or rob color!
The driver said, "Listen, you two, whoever goes with the flow will prosper, and whoever goes against it will die, but it will also make you understand that we are members of the castration and murder gang, or castration gang for short." The Eleventh Plenary Session of our Party was unanimously approved at the White House? Passed the judgment of castration and killing all men in the world. You two are innocent, but you shouldn't be born men. So! You two just accept your fate! Remember not to be a man in your next life. "
The driver waved his hand and shouted, "Tie these two dishes first."
"And so on eldest brother! You seem to be a man too! There seem to be many men among you! Why do men bother to embarrass men? . . "
"Fart"! I was interrupted by the driver before I finished. "How can we become men? We are all purebred bitches. Do you want to prove it to you? " .
"prove it! "How to prove it?
You talk too much. A female bandit kicked me when I wasn't looking. Other female bandits swarmed on me and tied me up.
Wanli, needless to say, has been tied tightly. My mouth is sealed with tape. I don't know whether it's a cell phone or an elder sister's female bandit driver is talking again:
"We are good women. In response to the spirit of the important speech of Mr. lu porcelain, the leader of my castration gang, I devoted myself to the great cause of castration and killing men. Our leader once said a great famous saying: "No matter whether it is a black girl or a white girl, as long as it can kill a man, it is a good girl. You must really want to be a good girl! So we must kill more men, kill more good men, and be a good girl in the eyes of leaders! Well, that's all I have to say. Now it's time to clap!
After the applause! A gang of robbers began to shout slogans: "The leaders are mighty, and the rivers and lakes will be unified from generation to generation."
A robber asked to take the second step. After a little thinking, the driver said, "The thin man shaved his beard first. This one who is neither fat nor thin is just dishonest and left it to cook slowly at the end." I struggled to get out, secretly complaining. Glancing at Wan Li, the goods simply passed out after peeing their pants.
God, I want to be famous all my life, but today I'm being set up by a villain. What a pity!
I saw a female bandit pulling her sleeve again and again with a knife in her mouth. Suddenly stretched out his hand, a Wan Li picked up. As soon as I spit in my mouth, the knife flew to my hand, with the knife between my two fingers, swinging it around, dazzling. Brush a knife and cut it down. It's too bloody. 500 words are omitted here.
A female bandit was amazed: "Good knife method"!
B female bandits also? Praise: "Third Sister's knife skills have improved again, and she deserves to be the leader in the White House. I admire her! " !
"Of course," gangster C said, "Third Sister killed a man last year, and it took 7749 days to kill him. The dirty goods screamed for 7749 days in a row, and the screams were beautiful. How can I do without superb knife skills?
Ding, the female bandit, followed suit and said loudly, "Third Sister, it goes without saying that this piece of meat under this film is even in size and appropriate in thickness. Whether it is steamed or fried, or chopped and wrapped in jiaozi, it is a good choice.
That's disgusting. I can't listen to it anymore. I just passed out.
A chill in a daze woke me up. It turned out that the female bandit woke me up with cold water, opened her eyes and put a plate of fried meat in front of me. The driver and robber put on women's clothes and looked like a woman. The driver robber said softly, "You are frightened. Let's eat something first!" " Our great leader once taught us to be hard with both hands. Therefore, we will also use some softening policies when using force. As long as you have sex-change surgery and then take refuge in us, we won't treat you badly! "
"Bah! Men can't be humiliated, you perverts, dream on! "
The driver flew into a rage: "Ya, don't eat and drink!" Xiao Ye, feed him this meat, take it back to Philadelphia prison and cook it slowly!
"Yes!" A female robber came up to me with a sinister smile. "Eat! I will feed you slowly. I might as well tell you that this is your buddy's meat. "
With that, the female bandit stretched out her big hand like a cattail leaf fan and grabbed a handful of meat and stuffed it into my mouth.
Ah! ! ! ! !
I shouted? Wake up. Come here,
? Damn it, it was a dream! ?
The car was still unhurried, and Wan Li sat next to me, leaning back to sleep, his neck full of saliva.
The conductor fiddled with her nails with his head down, and the driver held the steering wheel half dead. Everything is the same. We are still on our way to Yunmen Mountain.
I just had a dream.
I wiped the cold sweat from my head. "Had a narrow squeak! Just had a dream!
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Finally arrived in Yunmen Mountain, good mountain! There are poems as evidence:
Such a height is difficult for a yellow crane, poor monkey, they only have claws to use. ?
Cloud gate He Panpan, every hundred steps, must turn nine times between its hills. ?
Panting, we passed Orion, passed Jingxing, and then fell to the ground with our arms folded and groaned!
The car drifted to Yunmen Mountain and looked at the mountains in the distance, but when it entered the mountains, the whole picture of the mountains disappeared. The dangerous rocks and cliffs were very shocking. A road that is only wide enough for cars is wound around the mountain like a rope.
? Poor monkey has only claws to use, poor thing!
After a while, the car suddenly became foggy. First like yarn, then like cotton, getting thicker and thicker. After a while, the world was as dark as ink. The driver hurriedly turned on the fog lights and could only see the distance of a few meters in front of the car. The speed is already very slow, so we have to slow down.
After a while, we seem to be on a cliff, and the fog is a little lighter? You can vaguely see the shadow of the sunset on the distant mountain.
Wan Li is still sleeping. The boy got on the bus and slept until now. He is a sleeping fool. I called him several times, but there was no response, so I stopped calling. I turned my head and wanted to continue to see the wonders of Yunmen Mountain. I don't want the car to stop honking.
What's going on here? Wanli this boy woke up at this time, while wiping saliva, while asking the driver.
The driver calm face, did not answer Wan Li. Instead, I left my seat, opened the car door, got off the bus, and then got on the bus, with a cold face.
What's going on here? I also asked.
The driver ignored me. Instead, he laid hands on Wan Li: "Trouble is coming"!
Wan Li didn't speak, but went to the driver's seat and took a look. This boy scolded 1 and got out of the car. I tried to get off, too, but the driver stopped me. I think something is wrong. Then Wan Li came along.
Wan Li, what's going on? I asked.
Wan Li looked fierce: "The ghost hit the wall, sat in the driver's seat and looked at the roads ahead. When you get off the bus, you will see a road. This is because you don't want us to go up the mountain. This trick is to stop us from dreaming! " !
I said, what should we do?
Let Master Wang, the driver, sit next to you to protect you. I'll drive.
"I feel that you are quite familiar. Do you know each other?"
"Yes, Master Wang was also sent by Li Er to protect you?" .
"Shit"! Why didn't you mention it to me all the way?
Driving by Wan Li, the car started again.
Not long after I left, the situation came again. I saw the fog surging in front of the car and a man came out of it.
Song: "? Ban shan yi Mao an
The fog is half room, and I am half room.
Clouds, clouds, once the rain cleared.
In retrospect, I admire my former leisure.
The bearer was an old man with a white face and beard, his robe sleeves fluttering, his left hand leaning on a crutch, and his right hand carrying a wine gourd, singing and drinking wine.
"So it's this old bastard," Master Wang scolded. With a turn of his hand, he pulled out a knife from nowhere and opened the door.
Wang Ge, be careful! The conductor who didn't speak all the way gave a cry and jumped down.
I said Wan Li, what's the situation! Wan Li cold hum: This immortal is the magic stick watching the mountain temple here. He must have received black money and pretended to be a ghost to scare us.
I mean, Master Wang won't kill anyone!
"no! ? "Wan Li replied.
The words sound just fell and the window glass next to it smacked. I turned my head and got a fright. ? Who met Donnie Yen at the station? I just wanted to get up and stay away from the window, but the window glass was smashed. Donnie Yen is holding a rope with a circle in front of it. The rope in Donnie Yen's hand is like a snake, wrapped around my neck. As soon as I pulled, I was pulled out of the car. Donnie Yen pulled the rope and ran away. I fly like a kite, flying in the clouds.
I was anxious to shout, but I couldn't. I secretly let out a cry, "It's over this time!" !
At the critical moment, there seemed to be a flash of knife light in front of my eyes, and the rope that pulled me broke, and I involuntarily fell to the cliff on the side of the road. Suddenly a hand reached out from the cliff and grabbed my ankle. I was lifted.
It turned out that Master Wang drove away the old magic stick and saved me.
I thanked Master Wang and sat on the ground limply.
I had a rest and the shock subsided. I took Wan Li by the hand and got out of the car, and the car moved on. Try to get to Laoshan before sunset. It is said that there are dozens of families in this place, which used to be hundreds of miles of desolate virgin forest.
On the way, I made up my mind to let the old man teach me a few hands when I go back. ? When something happens, you have no strength to fight back.
I'm glad the rest of the road went smoothly. After about half an hour's walk, we finally reached the Laoshan field.
Laoshan field is equivalent to a small town. There are more than 30 families in the town, all of which are brick houses, giving people a feeling of paradise. There is a hotel in the town. It is said that there are many wild herbs in this place, and many foreigners come to collect herbs every year. This hotel specializes in serving these people. The hotel is located at the eastern end of the town. There is a row of red lanterns hanging outside the door, which is antique and named "Longmen Inn".
Since this is the terminal of the shuttle bus, we decided to live here and go to the bare cliff tomorrow.
Shan Ye store, very clean.
After dinner, we took out the map in the room and discussed the route tomorrow. The map clearly shows that Araki Cliff is estimated to be half an hour away from Laoshan. If all goes well, we can go back to Mianchi tomorrow night. We discussed several ways to deal with emergencies, and finally decided that the conductor would stay in Laoshan to watch the car. Wan Li and I, the driver's master Wang, can go to Araki Cliff to surprise Ghost Wood.
When the discussion is over, there is nothing to talk about. Speaking of the herbalist here, Master Wang said that he also came here to collect herbs. There was no such inn at that time. Herb gatherers live on barren hills, eat dry food, sleep on fallen leaves at night, and often feel the leaves crawling under them until midnight. Don't touch them at this time, you will touch the snake all over.
I said, Master Wang, can you say something else? That sounds horrible. I have been afraid of snakes since I was a child.
Master Wang said yes! Just tell a story about my early wandering in the rivers and lakes!
Master Wang went to Yuzhou to sell medicinal materials in his early years and stayed in an inn at night. In the evening, when he is free, guests from all over the world gather in one room to chat. Someone suggested that everyone tell a ghost story? A businessman surnamed Bai talked about a trip in Jiangnan when he was young. The businessman surnamed Bai said that he met a very speculative friend when traveling that year, and they lived and ate together for more than a month. Later, one day, when he was on a business trip, he returned to the inn early, only to find that his friend was drawing on a piece of human skin with a brush, and put it on him when he was finished. . . He was scared. It turned out that the friend he met was a ghost, but it didn't hurt his heart.
When he finished the story, a room full of people laughed and laughed at the ignorance of the white businessman. Master Wang said, Master Wang said, "In today's society, demons are dancing wildly, and it's really difficult to distinguish between people and ghosts. Now we are talking and laughing together, who knows if we are fooling around? " "
Master Wang's voice just fell and a room full of people competed to change color. At that time, the lights were flickering and the wind was blowing everywhere. When the wind died down and the lights were steady, a room full of people wore windows, and people who walked under the door also walked under the door. In fact, Master Wang is the only one left. Damn, the room is full of ghosts.
I said, Master Wang, your story is not funny at all! Master Wang said, "It's not funny if it's not funny. Fortunately, we are not here to tell jokes!
I suddenly feel urgency. I said I had to go to the bathroom. Wan Li said I would go with you, and I said, "Shit! It's not that serious! I have to accompany you to the toilet! " Wan Li said, "Go early and come back early. If something happens, tear this symbol to pieces. " . Pass me a sign. Let's see, I carefully built the ship and took over the operator.
Small shop in mountain village, no toilet in the room. It took me a long time to find this land. Hardly had I unbuttoned my pants when someone knocked at the door outside. I said, "someone". Someone outside said, "You're in the wrong toilet, this is the ladies' room"!
"Luck is not so bad!"
Just thinking, the door crashed with a clash, and two women came in, one left and one right. I stood up. I realized that it was wrong. It was too late to tear down the distress sign. These two women were so strong that I couldn't shout or struggle, so I was put in a room.
There is a table in the room, and there are two people sitting at the table. I'll know when I see it. One is an old man with a white face and beard, and the other is Donnie Yen.
The old man waved to the two women who let me in: "Maggie, Xia Qing, let him go!" " !
I rubbed my aching arm and said, "Your names are Maggie and Xia Qing, right? I remember you! " !
The old man smiled: "Young man, you still have a temper! Unfortunately, there is no right or wrong! "
I stared at the old man, and the old man was not angry. Then I said,' You're here to surprise Guimu! Do you know how many people will die if you change this frightened ghost back? "
I said coldly, "What do you mean"?
The old man stroked his white beard and sighed, "I know you won't believe it, but I still want to tell you some truth." Neither Ariel nor Wan Li, who sent you, are human. Ye Li Er refused the developer to develop his land and was crushed to death by a forklift. Wanli died in an accident when the site was just excavated. Therefore, they are angry with the whole website. As long as you fold the frightened ghost wood back, they can use the resentment of the frightened ghost wood to destroy the whole site.
I sneer!
The old man looked at me for a while and shook his head. He said: "This is the way society is. You can't tell right from wrong. I have to take you back. What will happen in the future? Look at fate! " !
The old man said that and blinked. Where's Maggie beside me? I reached out and grabbed my amulet. Xia Qing is even more vicious. She took out a pair of scissors and plunged it into my chest. In my last consciousness, Xia Qing took a blue ghost from my chest with the other hand and put it on the lamp, which burned into smoke.
When I woke up, my chest was still aching. When I opened my eyes, I saw a circle of people who were workers, and I was still lying on the mat in the basement.
Murphy! Had a dream!
Uncle Fat is there. His eyes are red. When he woke up, Uncle Fat heaved a sigh: "Son, you slept all day and all night! I can't wake up!
I said, "Really!" I said,' Uncle! Where is Wan Li? "Li?
Fat uncle's face turned white. . .
It's been years, and sometimes you can't tell? Live in a dream, or live in a dream.
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