Stay-at-home mom shopping joke

There are more and more mothers around us who take care of their children full time. For practical reasons, such as the high salary of nannies, parents can't take care of them in their hometown, and many mothers have no choice but to resign and concentrate on taking care of their children and housework.

"Is it not with a child? How tired can it be? "

"I just brought my children, how come I don't even have time to cook?"

I believe that every woman who has become a mother will explode when she hears such words!

It's easy for you to stand and talk! In fact, take care of the children! Point! Yeah! Don't! Rong! Yi!

Recently, I saw a set of pictures on the Internet, which is simply a vivid portrayal of stay-at-home mothers with their babies. It really fits.

About how mothers and children work closely together!

Yeah! You fold clothes, I throw them. This game is so fun!

Spend some time sweeping the floor, blink of an eye,

Xiong Haizi has been rolling in the garbage,

Do you understand this pain?

Mom is cleaning, let me help!

Mom, mom,

I'm mad at this place,

It's no use just rubbing over there!

Ha ha ha, I throw toys and you accept them.

Mama's heart is broken!

Ever since I gave birth to the baby,

Mastered a unique skill

This is called "cooking with one hand"!

I only hate that I don't have superhuman powers!

Do you think you want to eat with your mouth open?

"Haha, automatic tracking, it's so fun!"

With regard to nutrition in food,

How to make the whole body absorb evenly?

It's a disaster for Xiong Haizi to feed himself!

It takes time to finish eating,

Wash the baby, wash the dishes, wash the dining chair and wash the saliva towel. ...

I finally washed the baby clean. ...

In the blink of an eye, I sat on the mud.

The follow-up work is coming. ...

Don't think that a mother just needs to stay at home and take care of her baby.

Don't you have to go shopping?

Taking the baby out shopping is definitely a technical job!

Holding the baby in one hand and carrying a bunch of shopping bags in the other, there is no pressure.

The busier Xiong Haizi is, the more he clings to people.

When you are tired and your back aches, the baby asks for a hug ... what you can do in five minutes is postponed indefinitely. ...

In addition to taking care of Xiong Haizi's eating and drinking Lazar,

I accompany him to read picture books and play games every day.

I have read the picture book 200 times.

You must read with emotion like the first time!

I finally fell asleep,

Get out of here Yeah, get out of here.

Finally fell asleep,

Even the five big and three thick dads have to leave lightly.

Or wake up at your own risk.

However ... you just went out,

As soon as he woke up, everything had to be redone.

At this time,

Mother's face is capitalized in four words:

There is no love in life!

Even if the baby is really asleep, the mother can't stop.

Because it still takes time to watch the news,

Even learn something. Because we can't be divorced from society.

Besides, I have to clean myself up,

If you don't become a mother, you will become a yellow-faced woman and be rejected by your husband.

Most importantly,

Everything will be done the next day!

Being a mother is not easy! ! Order ZAN for moms! ~