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The funny lines in "Meteor Garden"

The new version of "Meteor Garden" is currently on the air. Now this drama has become a source of happiness for me, and I keep laughing when it is updated. Today I’m going to tell you about some ridiculous lines in Meteor Garden.

(Not targeting the actors, just complaining about the lines and plot of the characters in the play)

In the play, Dong Shancai saw Hua Zelei painting on the rooftop, and Dong Shancai asked Hua Ze Lei painted Senior Sister Jing, right?

Hua Ze Lei asked Shancai, can you tell? Does it look like it?

Then Dong Shancai, out of conscience, said: It looks like

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You can tell that Hua Zelei is painted so abstractly that it is Todo Jing

Dong Shancai, you are probably blinded by love

Senior Jing said that she It doesn’t look like this!!!

And I definitely have reason to suspect that Dong Shancai is seeking revenge?

In the previous plot, Dong Shancai’s clothes were stained, and Todo Shizu took them away. I gave Dong Shancai my own clothes to wear,

He also said that girls must be neatly dressed and beautiful

I also gave him a pair of shoes

When I saw these shoes, I thought I was looking at a popular model from a certain brand, but Shancai actually said they were beautiful shoes

Me: These shoes are beautiful

Jing Todo is wearing it like this Dong Shancai, who received the clothes, pants and shoes as a gift, turned out like this

This is what Fujitang Jing said was pretty

Dong Shancai will turn into an aunt after wearing them, why should a woman embarrass a woman? , I’m afraid this is a pair of plastic sisters.

After seeing Dong Shancai’s change of clothes, her friend Chen Qinghe said: You have new shoes, they look so good.

Chen Qinghe’s vision is really unique. It reminds me of what he said: Bananas are really good, nutritious and delicious. It is very emotional, has connections all over the world, and knows a lot of people. ?

Isn’t this a ridiculous line? Banana said that he does not have such an exaggerated role.

Compared to Chen Qing and Dong Shancai, they are naturally not very fuel-efficient.

They also tell a set of bad jokes in a serious manner,

Anyway It’s just an awkward word to describe it

After saying this cold joke, Hua Zelei felt that Dong Shancai was a strange girl, and gave him an awkward but polite smile

Hua Zelei This is really true. Dong Shancai is indeed a strange girl. After being angered by F4, she went to the rooftop to curse F4.

She cursed their mobile phones for having no signal, not being able to access the Internet, and being without mobile phones for the rest of their lives. Use it

Dream about zombies at night and eat them all

The nose hairs in the nostrils keep growing until they pass through the scalp and are inseparable from the hair. ?

My God, this curse looks poisonous, but even a primary school student can’t say such childish lines

In fact, not only the new version of "Meteor Garden" has... A lot of silly lines

As "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower", which has been said to have copied Meteor Garden, there are also a lot of silly lines in it.

In the play, Duanmulei said that Chu Yuxun’s MP3 would disturb his eyes

exm? Noisy eyes? Is this blind or deaf?

Compared with Duanmu What's even more weird about Lei is Murong Yunhai. Murong Yunhai took out two bank cards and gave them to Chu Yuxun.

Chu Yuxun must have been in a good mood when he saw them

Murong Yunhai Suddenly he said there was no money in it, and he gave the bank card because he thought they looked like the two cartoon characters above

Chu Yuxun’s OS at the time:

Isn’t that right? I was very speechless, but this is indeed what Murong Yunhai can do. When we watched the meteor shower together, the taxi driver asked Murong Yunhai to pay for it

Murong Yunhai said firmly: There are a thousand

The result was four hundred

No wonder Murong Yunhai ran away immediately after giving it to him

There is also the most classic Metersbonwe, Chu Yuxun must have been so blinded by love that she felt that she was too beautiful to recognize herself when she put on Metersbonwe's clothes

Alas, although these silly lines and silly plots are indeed very It’s funny,

But we are no longer the naive and ignorant people we were back then,

So please be careful and stop fooling us,

Sober up A little bit good!!!