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What animals are hanging on the wall? What animal always slips? What animal can't find its way?
Question: What animals can be hung on the wall?
Answer: Seal (poster)
Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?
Answer: Click.
Reason: Silence (silence).
Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?
Answer: Eraser.
Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).
Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?
A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.
Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.
Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?
Answer: Molly.
Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.
Question: What is the pencil's surname?
A: Xiao.
Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.
Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?
Answer: Su Wu.
Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).
No. 1:
7. 1 1 What color is the convenience store? (yellow)
NO2:
What color is the ice cream when it falls? (white)
Third place:
What color is the tiger hanging on the wall? (color)
Fourth place:
What chess do fat women fear most? (Colosseum)
Fifth place:
Which country uses electricity for free? (Myanmar)
Sixth place:
Xiaoming is walking on the road. Why does he suddenly feel pain in his feet? (Stepping on a lemon)
Seventh place:
What animals can be hung on the wall? (Seal)
Eighth place:
Beans fight with buns, and beans kill buns by mistake. (bean paste bag)
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