The kind that cries after watching sad jokes.

1. He took his hostess home for dinner. During the dinner, his wife kept adding rice to the little three dishes. After all, these two women are like sisters. Someone whispered to her, "That's your husband's lover." She smiled: "How is that possible? ! If that's the case, then he dares to take her home for dinner aboveboard! ? Really kidding. " The others shook their heads and said nothing. As always, she is kind to him. Since then, the mistress has never appeared again.

It's not that I don't know. It's no use knowing. Don't blindly pursue the fault of others, it is true to find a way to save it. People are hard to be confused.

2. At the jewelry store. He is buying a ring with her. "What do you think of this?" He put the ring on her finger. The salesman said, "Miss, how beautiful you look in this ring!" " "She smiled stiffly and nodded." That's it. "He bought it. But this is not a ring for her, but a birthday present for his girlfriend. And she, just his "buddy", accompanied him to buy.

Even if I am the owner of the ring, I am not your sweetheart.

She met her best friend at his party. He has been looking for opportunities to get close to her. She likes his smile, white teeth and bright sunshine. He took the initiative to chat with her and asked her out to play. He sent her home, and she watched him leave and closed the door. With a gift in his hand. This is a gift that the matchmaker promised to help him chase his best friend. With a wry smile, she threw the gift into the trash can.

No matter how good the gift is, it can't make up for my wound. I promised to help you only because I like you, and I don't want you to know that I like you when I receive your gift.

She sent him home drunk. She turned and just left when he hugged her. "Don't go, stay with me." Her heart is like a deer. I was just about to say yes, but I heard him shouting the names of other women. She threw off his arms. Get out. If you were sober, you wouldn't hug me, would you?

All along, I knew I was just a supporting role.

People who know him or don't know him tell him that a girl likes him. There are countless girls who like him, and of course he doesn't care. One day, he met the girl and asked her, "I heard you like me?" She smiled: "that's just' heard', isn't it?" He left without saying anything. Until his back disappears. She squatted on the ground and wept bitterly.

It's not that I don't have the courage to confess, just because I know that I have confessed and I can't be cherished by you.

6. "My girlfriend has something temporary. Can you pretend to be her and come with me to see my parents? " He made an urgent request on the phone. "all right." She left without getting dressed. After meeting his parents, he gratefully took her hand and said, "Thank you very much!" " ""nothing, just a little effort. " She withdrew her hand coldly and answered with duplicity.

I know I just have to pretend. In fact, how willing I am, even if I pretend to be a lifetime.

7. The woman he secretly loves for a long time took the initiative to ask him out. He was ecstatic and went to the appointment. She accompanied him shopping and kept holding his arm. He was so happy that he forgot his name. Suddenly a man rushed up and punched him in the face. He couldn't figure out the situation and saw her being dragged away by him. A few days later, she called: "I'm sorry." It turned out that she used his sincerity to stimulate her boyfriend. "Thank you." After he said this, he stopped contacting her.

Appreciate the pain and let people see it clearly. Love cannot be compelled. It's yourself who hurts yourself.

He said that his parents didn't approve of his association with her. She said, elope. He said that his parents had helped him choose a wife. He had to go back and get married. She said, break up. He said he loved her and would marry her as long as he divorced her. She said, ok, I'll wait for you. One day he dated her. His wife came running, slapped her in the face, pulled her hair and scolded the shameless mistress! She tried to fight back, only to find him hiding behind his wife and didn't even dare to look at her. She closed her eyes in despair and shed tears. Let the masses point and scold. She is still alive, but her heart is dead.

No matter how painful the body is, it can't compare with the pain of the mind. Is there anything more painful than being hurt by someone you love?

9. He went abroad to work. She cried and said, "Stay with me." He said, "Wait for me. Soon, I will come back to marry you. " She nodded her head in agreement. A year later, he returned to China. It was a strange middle-aged woman who knocked at her door. He asked her name. The woman said she didn't know her. He left disappointed. Sixty years later, someone came to see her again. She opened the door. As a matter of fact, she has been living upstairs. At first, middle-aged women said they didn't know, because they were new residents. He and she missed their lives. She has never been married.

Not to despair, can't give up. Even if you are really desperate, there will be miracles. I missed it, not because I was wrong, but because I didn't love it deeply enough.

10. She often watches the sunset by the lake in the park. Then I found a young man like her. At night, there are always birds pecking at the lake. She brought feed and many birds surrounded her. He noticed her. They chatted. She asked, "Do you like watching the sunset?" "Well, watching the sunset can forget your troubles." She goes there to wait for him every day. Watch the sunset together and spread the feed. One day, he did not come. She waited for a few days and finally met him. "Why didn't you come those days?" She hung her head. "I won't come in the future, my girlfriend doesn't work here." After that, she stopped going there.

If you don't want to go to a place, you may not have waited, or you may have been hurt.

1 1. In her eyes, he is tall and handsome and a big boss. He dotes on her very much and loves her. One night, in front of a hotel, she saw him hugging his left and right. Two women kept kissing him and got on the bus together. She ran to question him. Unfortunately, the car has already left. She can't catch up. The next day, he explained that he was drunk and engaged in business entertainment. She really wants to continue to love him, but she can't pretend that nothing happened. She won't see him again.

In fact, the injury can be forgiven. But I can't forgive my ignorance. When you know something, you will lose something.

12. "Marry me! I will love you all my life and never give up. " He knelt on the ground with flowers in one hand and a ring in the other, and looked at her affectionately, with longing in his eyes. She nodded. "I do." "Oh yeah! Great! I will succeed! " He cheered and was full of confidence. "That's it, she will definitely accept you." She spoke with a calm face. She sighed deeply when he went out. Why can I only be your beauty?

Countless times I dreamed that I was the protagonist. Unfortunately, it was a dream that finally woke up. Some love, we can only bury it in the corner of our hearts.

13. He thinks she is loyal to him. He has gone to work in other places. She calls him every day and tells her that she misses his pain. He didn't come home for a long time, and she would cry and tell her the pain of waiting. Once he passed by the door and wanted to give her a surprise without telling her. He entered the room and found her lying in the arms of another man. He went out quietly and burst into tears.

Loneliness is terrible, but because of love, we endure loneliness. What makes me sad is not that you can't resist the temptation, but that you don't love me anymore.

14. "Come shopping with me tonight." She changed into beautiful clothes. He couldn't compete with her, so he changed his heels and she left. People came and went in the street, and he heard someone calling his name. Looking around, I found it was an old lover. She found her husband suddenly nervous and looked up to see a charming woman staring at him and smiling. She was about to speak when she heard him say, "Wife, I love you so much."

Even if you didn't mean it, at least you told me.

15. He always calls his wife. She always says angrily, "Who is your wife!" However, I feel very sweet in my heart. When he can't hear her voice for a day, he will be very angry. Once there was a traffic jam, he ran home in one breath just to see her. Later, he went on a business trip. She got a phone call from a woman, saying it was his wife. She doesn't believe it! When he met his sister, she said, "My brother told all girls to be wives." She was shocked.

It was foolish of me to believe your sweet words.

16. She always said that he didn't know how to be romantic. After breaking up, she sat in the room silently, hoping that he would call her again. After waiting for a long time, she picked up her mobile phone and found that it had been automatically turned off; Want to drink a glass of water, found that the kettle is empty; I want to go out for a walk, but I don't know where my keys are. She didn't know she was lovelorn until she sat down.

In fact, love is around, but we don't realize it.

I collect jokes and hope to adopt them.