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A man went to the market to sell pigs, and it rained when it was dark. Twenty pigs were not sold, so he went to a farmhouse for the night.

The young woman said: it is inconvenient to have only one person at home.

Man: Please, big sister, give it to a pig.

W: OK, but there is only one bed in the house.

Man: I'm going to bed, too. Give it to a pig.

W: I agree.

In the middle of the night, the man asked the woman to discuss, I slept on you, and the woman refused.

Man: For two pigs.

Female permission, please don't move up.

After a while, the man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused.

Man: Give two pigs a move. The woman agreed.

The man moved eight times and stopped. The woman asked him why he did not move.

The man said that the pig was missing.

The woman whispered, or I'll give you a pig ...

After dawn, the man blew his whistle and caught 30 pigs (including the young woman's 10 pigs) and went to the market.