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The sentence that the most dangerous place is also the safest place is proved by a few examples, which had better be true. Thank you, the composition is urgent! ! ! ! ! ! !
It's just that what is this Do Lotus Table? I heard that its name is very poetic. But look at the faces of these men present. It's hard to find this thing.
Xiao Er's expression is still light. "I've never heard that no one has really seen this lotus terrace with nine products, but our main task now is to enter the palace to rescue the driver, and we don't have time to find this thing that doesn't really exist. I think we'd better forget it."
"how is that possible?" Ah Yi looks a little excited. "Yes, I admit that I am very anxious to save His Royal Highness, but the life of Xia Gongzi is also very important. Although I just heard that the nine-product lotus platform can detoxify the seven-star begonia, this is the only chance. "
Well, it's very good. This A-B who is cold outside and hot inside has a chivalrous heart. I patted him on the shoulder with a wry smile. "Xiao Er said this because he didn't want to drag us down. Before that, he had poisoned himself with the seven-star begonia."
Listen to me. Ah Yi has looked at Xiao Er with admiration from the eyes of idols. Xiao Er can't stand the sight and blushes shyly. He asked Ah Yi to sit down and help him dress the wound again. "Brother Ah Yi, you should cultivate your leg injury, otherwise you may not be able to exert your strength in the future."
Although Xiao Er is not a doctor, I know that people who practice martial arts know a little about medical science. Since he said so, Ah Yi wants to be badly hurt, but Xia Jinyu's so many whiplash marks are much better after taking the wonderful Baiyingbaodan, the old doctor who cures too much. I wonder if this Baibaodan is useful for Ah Yi's injury? "Jin Yu, er, adoptive father, do you have all kinds of pills?"
After patting his head, Xia Jinyu took out this magical elixir from his pocket. "Look at my memory, I forgot that my adoptive father just used some when he filled my medicine."
When Xiao Er was helping Ah Yi to get medicine, Xia Jinyu said with a smile, "We have to do something big, but we also need to find the lotus platform of Jiupin, and the adoptive father will send orders for everyone to find it together. Besides, there are many treasures in the palace. Maybe we can find this thing in the palace this time. Xiao er, I owe you this. I will definitely find a way to do it these seven days. "
Xiao Er didn't say anything, just lowered his head slightly, but his eyes were red.
it has been decided. After planning, I will go to the palace to save the prince. Naturally, we can't stay in this forest all the time. It is not easy for so many people to find a place to settle down. There are people looking for us inside and outside the palace.
"adoptive father. Originally, we can't go to Zhuangzi. You can't go to the restaurant either. The "Xia Jinyu meditation for a long time. My eyebrows are wrinkled together beautifully. I gently pulled his skirt. And pointed to his mouth. The man smiled. "JiEr. If you have something to say, just say it. Adoptive father is not so human. Think that men discuss women can't speak. We are all in the same boat now. We should work together to plan the land together. "
that's what they say. I took a careful look at Xia Jinyu's adoptive father. Seeing that he looked at me with an encouraging smile, he said boldly, "I think. There are so many of us who aim too big. It's definitely not good to hide together. We should break it into parts. It is better to convene everyone to act together after discussing the countermeasures. "
"that's a good idea. Miss Ye is really smart. And considerate and lovely. No wonder the young master is obsessed with Miss Ye at first sight. " Adoptive father said with a smile. A face of affability. Not a bit got to look like.
"adoptive father, don't say that. People will be embarrassed. " So-called cheeky girl Yeats finally blushed. Bow your head shyly. In my heart. He is the only elder of Xia Jinyu. So the view of him is very important. If we come to this and that. Nominally. He is our grandfather. This woman has passed thousands of years. How independent. I was still very nervous when I first met my in-laws. Try hard by all means. Just want to please in-laws.
just as I looked down. Around a few men actually broke into shameful laughter. B laughs the most exaggeratedly. Tears are coming out. He pointed a finger at me shaking and shaking. "You will be embarrassed? Would you be embarrassed? That's funny. Oh, my god! "
It hurts to cover your stomach. Is it extremely sad?
I looked up to stare at him. After seeing my man's gentle eyes and his father's smiling expression next to me, I quickly changed my facial expression and walked over to A B and said softly, "Oh, is the wound uncomfortable again?" Pat him on the head, heavy.
A Yi grinned, but she couldn't run away because of her leg injury.
After discussion, we decided to separate ourselves. My adoptive father told the dead to go back and have a rest first, and then come here at midnight. There is a shift change outside the palace at midnight, and then the guards will be negligent in the middle of the night. At this time, it will be much easier for us to blend into the palace.
Those who died originally lived in Beijing, each with another identity, only one, and none of them had any possessions. It seems that the adoptive father has already arranged to go to Beijing to plot great things, and he will not give up until he reaches his goal. Carefully put away my doubts, I decided to wait until there was no one around to ask Xia Jinyu clearly < P >.
The dead left first, and only the second, the fifth and the sixth followed us. Xia Jinyu said that they were also the guardians of the Xia family. Now, A-B is injured, and I don't know martial arts. We really need someone to protect us.
Xiao Wu Xiao Liu cut off some branches and made a stretcher, ready to carry Ah Yi. Just, where are we going? There are seven people in a party, which is very noticeable.
"As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest. Let's go to Jin Wangfu. Ah Yi, aren't you looking for the King of Jin wholeheartedly? Come on, let's go find him. " Haha, I haven't been to Jin Palace yet, and I want to see what a palace without a mistress looks like. It's not an ordinary palace. I think I almost became the hostess there, so I have to see it with my own eyes.
Xia Jinyu gave me a look, Gherardini, which seemed to show that I was selfish. However, he touched his chin and thought for a moment and said, "What Qi Er said is very reasonable. The Xiao family may send troops to secretly guard the Jin Wangfu, but they dare not really treat the prince. King Jin is the younger brother of Nangong Yuan, and he is heavily armed. The Xiao family won't make a move until he is relieved of his military power. As long as we can successfully enter the Jin Palace, we will be safe. "
"as for this, of course, it depends on the adoptive father. As the saying goes, the adoptive father is a top two. With the adoptive father, we can definitely enter the Jin Palace safely. "
"ghost girl." Adoptive father criticised, but the smile on his face didn't fool people. He habitually tried to stroke his beard and his hand froze in mid-air.
So, he thought of it, and patted Xia Jinyu on the shoulder with a smile. "Jin Yu, this girl is really a treasure. You said before that yiguang's idea was also her idea. Although it's not convenient for my aunt to show her face, as long as she has some ideas, why not worry about the money rolling in? "
a cold joke, right? No matter what the outcome of this matter is, I'm afraid Xia Jinyu can't be an ordinary businessman, right? I laughed two times and watched my adoptive father pull out several human masks from his arms. I don't know what material it is made of. It's as smooth as silk. It's really better than my skin.
These faces are men and women, and the five senses are lifelike, and they are ordinary faces, which will be submerged immediately if thrown into the crowd. The most wonderful thing is that it can automatically shrink and adjust to the same size as a person's face.
I saw Xia Jinyu holding the face of one of the young men and sticking it on the face, which was much smaller. Xia Jinyu's mouth could only reach the chin of the masked face. It looks weird, just like having two mouths. Adoptive father stretched out his hand and gestured on his face, and the mouth on the mask was consistent with Xia Jinyu's mouth. The edge of the human skin mask is similar to his skin color, and no one can see that this is not his original appearance.
following suit, several of us also put on human skin masks, but Xia Jinyu's adoptive father rolled up a bun and put on a woman's dress. A little powder, plus his slightly feminine appearance, looks more and more like a brothel madam. Amazing, no wonder Xia Jinyu, who has lived together for 2 years, didn't find his adoptive father easy to change. The old gentleman can definitely open a plastic surgery club if he wants to get modern skills.
This dense forest is just outside the Palace, on the edge of the downtown area. We came to Dongjie not far from the dense forest. We hid in a hidden alley and asked Xiao Er to call some bearers.
It must be very noticeable to walk with Ah Yi in the downtown area. If we walk into the Jin Palace like this, even if we change our faces, it will still make people suspicious. Fortunately, I'm a woman, and it's normal to sit in a sedan chair, which just allows Ah Yi to stay away from others with me.
Soon, Xiao Er called a soft sedan chair carried by four people. Xia Jinyu and Xiao Er dressed as bearers and carried us to Jin Wangfu. I quietly lifted the curtain of the sedan chair, and my adoptive father followed the side of the sedan chair, and his ass twisted when he walked. The standard Cui Hua appearance scared me to shrink back and sit down.
Jin Wangfu is in Xicheng, where there is a whole row of Plutocratic family, all of whom live in dignitaries. Jin Wangfu is in the second room, but Xiao Shangshu's house is next door to him. They live next to each other.
"No-no, the Queen's father lives next door to Nangong Yang's house? Aren't we going to die in the jaws of a sheep? " I'm pale. I quickly bowed my head and asked Ah Yi.
It's just an ordinary soft car. There is only a small stool in the middle, so I can only sit at the bottom of the car when I sit in it.
A Yi is used to my vulgar words, without frowning. "You also said that the most dangerous place is the safest. Let's go from Dongjie and arrive at Wang Yefu first. Moreover, for the sake of style, Xiao Shangshu has a spacious gate and a big yard. It takes a quarter of an hour to walk from Wang Yefu to Shangshufu. Don't worry, as long as we are careful, nothing will happen. "
it takes a quarter of an hour to walk from one room to another? That damn Xiao Shangshu will drown in the saliva of ordinary people.
It's just that A-B has a strange smile on his face. I gave him an elbow. "What are you laughing at?"
"I'm laughing. Tomorrow, the flower name of King Jin will spread all over Beijing." Ah Yi really laughed when he said this.
I'm very puzzled. If he helped us, some of them should be the name of rescue, but how can they be the flower name?
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