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Who has an interesting phrase?

1. Don't look thin, I'm covered in muscles; Although I am black, my face shines; My head can be broken and my hairstyle can never be messed up; Blood can flow, shoes can't be oiled.

2. Poor family is ugly, 1.49 meters, primary school culture, rural hukou, three broken houses, one acre of thin land, a cold pot and a hot stove, no wife, no medicine all the year round, now online, looking for a girlfriend!

I love you, Mei Mei, just as mice love rice. Eat you, swallow you and put you in my heart. Bite you, chew you, and we will be together forever!

4. pranks should be thorough, destruction should be powerful, making trouble is a patent, pretending to be good is a gimmick, and the whole person depends on talent and fate. Anyway, I will never be restless!

Our aim is: beautiful for a while, not ashamed; Happy day by day, ignoring sadness; Have a good year and never save a penny!

6. Go out for business, clear the way by police car, and deliver three meals a day on time. The single suite has good service. How many sets of professional clothes do you have? Sleeping at night will give you a mobile sentry and a pair of silver handcuffs!