Chat with a straight man. How strong can a straight man be?

I set rules for my girlfriend. Dozing off in class will have serious consequences.

My girlfriend Xiaowen and I work in the same unit. The unit conducts training for employees from time to time.

First, my girlfriend had a lot of fun without me.

That day, I made an appointment to coincide with the time of the training class, so I sent a message to my girlfriend. Hey, little mosquito, I'm in class now. Are I chatting with my girlfriends or male corpses around me, or are I taking a nap?

Remind you, take special care of your beautiful big eyes. In case people get the wrong idea, the handsome guy thinks he is so impressive that he attracted your attention. At the moment, he got carried away and got a dog chewing shit on the spot. He suffered a concussion and the consequences were serious.

I have no objection to napping. But you have to pay attention to maintaining good posture. It's okay to sit upright and lower your head to pretend to listen to the lecture. It’s okay to hold the desk with both hands and take notes. I just can't lie down on the table, doze off, snore, talk in my sleep, or drool. That's too bad, it hurts the image.

It didn’t take long for Wenwen to reply, ‘Don’t be ridiculous, or you’ll be the first to eat shit. We are in high spirits and watching a handsome guy act, please don’t disturb me anymore’.

I don’t believe it. I know who the lecturers are. How could there be handsome guys? So, I asked my girlfriend to send a video to watch.

Where is the class? Everyone is watching Korean dramas. Then my girlfriend added a message: The teacher hasn’t come yet today, but I don’t know that guy used the computer in class to play a Korean drama, and everyone was enjoying it.

Two, I went to class alone and admitted my mistake to my girlfriend.

I'm training in two weeks. At this time, a message was sent. What is the eldest brother doing? He is listening to lectures or sleeping. I don't object to you sleeping, but you have to pay attention to your sleeping position. Otherwise it will affect my image among my besties, so I won’t agree to it.

Do not doze, snore, talk in your sleep, drool, gnash your teeth, fart, or murmur as usual. Let me send you a few selfies in a row to cheer you up, okay?

I was very angry after reading this. Have I ever done such a thing in class? I'll reply immediately, 'Little Mosquito, there are many people in the cafeteria at noon today, please be happy. People with high blood pressure, diabetes, colds, fever, bronchitis... Let you open the bites, blood juice drinks, are you full?

No need for anything, I have no time now, I am very energetic, and I am watching a beautiful woman giving a lecture. ’

Xiao Wen immediately asked, if I don’t believe it, send me a video to take a look. This troubled me because the lecturer was Fu, a retired teacher. Suddenly an idea flashed in my mind, and I picked one from the past videos and sent it.

Not even a few seconds had passed. My girlfriend’s WeChat message arrived, ‘I noticed that you are quite timid now. Are you abnormal or sick? You dare to stare at even my best friends and sisters. Wait until you get off work today to see you get beaten. The consequences are serious!

What's going on? I immediately opened the video, and then I noticed that it turned out to be the part where her best friend gave a speech on stage last time. What unlucky me, why didn’t I take a look before posting? This hand was too fast.

Apologize quickly, ‘I deliberately made you angry, that was a video I saved before.

After a while, Xiao Wen had a reply and was very considerate, "It's okay, I'm not angry. The class is late today, the weather is a bit cold, and I'm tired from working for half a day. I really can't stand listening to it, so big brother Just take a rest early!

Third, if Xiaowen and I were together, the consequences would still be serious!

Finally, we were able to attend the training class together. This time I invited an old expert in traditional Chinese medicine to teach. Xiaowen and I were listening to the class and chatting together.

I said that Xiaowen’s class lasted 90 minutes, and each person had to blink for about 15 seconds every minute. Why don't you blink when Xiaowen interrupts? I looked at her affectionately and said, not far away from the dead wing without blinking, the game was almost over.

So in the 90-minute class, I was blinking for 9 minutes, and I was looking at you for the remaining 81 minutes.

Wenwen smiled and said, "I read it almost every day. Isn't there anything good that looks the same?" I said, it’s definitely different, it’s the same every day. Xiaowen is just enjoying himself, talking nonsense, and being a flatterer. I pretended to be surprised and said, are you a horse?

By the way, Xiaowen, what movie did I watch the day before yesterday? Now I have forgotten even the title and plot. Do you remember?

Xiao Wen said in surprise, ‘Remember, it’s really a differential kill! Then I have to ask, which cinema did you watch it with, and which beauty did you watch it with? You have to be honest. ’

I said, ‘You think I’m a fool. I shouldn’t remember it wrong for such an important thing. We watched it in Hall 1 of Vanke Plaza Cinema.

Who else can I follow? You are so petty and you are trying to deceive me. Who else can I follow? I’m so busy looking at your expression that I forgot to watch the movie! ’

Xiaowen said, you are quite short-sighted, especially if you ate too salty food in the canteen at noon and drank the wrong ‘Mongolian sweat medicine purified water’. This memory is comparable to that of a small fish in the ditch, kill it instantly! Let me tell you, Hall 1 of Vanke Cinema is right. That movie is about the internal fighting among the women in the court of the Qing Dynasty.

I said, ‘Okay, this is what I want. I remembered that my girlfriend is Xiang Sun Li! ’

While chatting, suddenly a low and gentle voice came from beside me. Hey, brother, please stop talking, okay? I was so frightened that I turned around and saw that it was Sister Wang, the director of the Science and Education Department. She sneaked up to me quietly at some point. He was leaning down and talking to me quietly.

I quickly replied, ah, Sister Wang, I really didn’t see you coming, so I didn’t get up to welcome you. I’ll wish you a good year first.

Miss Wang scolded in a low voice, "Why are you pretending to be stupid? Stop talking nonsense and stop chatting. The teacher is talking at the top and you are talking at the bottom. Who do you listen to?" You have disrupted classroom discipline and affected others' ability to attend class, did you know that?

I just heard you say that you were in class today, and you opened your eyes ten times to look at the teacher during the 90-minute class, which is outrageous. You didn't see the teacher clearing his throat just now because he was talking about you, asking you to pay attention to classroom discipline.

I said, oh, that’s what I saw. I thought that the old expert was very dedicated and role-played for everyone. What are the symptoms of the patient’s illness, such as cough, phlegm, cold nose and runny nose? How it looks.

I was still thinking, if he performed a show of coughing up blood, would the old man bite the tip of his tongue and vomit blood? If it comes to projectile vomiting caused by intracranial hypertension, the veteran expert will really show off and vomit like crazy. The people in the front row will be miserable.

Sister Wang, who has always been gentle, suddenly stared at me with a fierce look in her eyes, "You are such a foul-mouthed kid, I really want to slap you." In order not to disturb the teacher and everyone else's class, please tell me outside immediately.

At this moment, two boys at the table came over and said, Sister Wang is right, don’t disturb everyone, get out of here.

When I saw it, it turned out to be Wang Dabao and Li Erling. I knew that these two idiots were coming for me. They are Wenwen’s fans who regard them as goddesses. Every time they see my girlfriend Xiaowen, envious of how long Hazaizi can shed.

Two big shitbags were waiting for me today. I wanted to explain to Sister Wang, but without any explanation, I was kicked out of the conference room by the female leader and two other men. Come out of the hall.

I will immediately send a message to Xiaowen. I am no longer alone to take care of myself. If the dedicated old expert really starts vomiting when he talks about the non-demonstration of high-pressure jet vomiting of patients, be careful. Dodge quickly! ! .

Otherwise, by the time he is ready and opens his mouth to the students, men, women, old and young, who are spraying out from under the rostrum in the multi-purpose hall of the cafeteria, it will be too late to run away, and the consequences will be serious.

I replied angrily. My girlfriend graduated a year ago. She is considered a class star at school. She is also a big owner of the school’s post bar. She often organizes class reunions and is pursued by many people. In my case, It seems that straight men still believe in feelings. Girls are in a school for boys. Boys will not mature unless they have experienced painful rejection. I once waited for a girl downstairs until midnight and left silently. The fat lion in the end was me. There is no doubt that I made her laugh in the end. Chatting with a girl is mainly to arouse her desire to go out with you. You can go to Meituan more to see what good food, movies and other things are available to arouse her. Her desire to go out with you, and then mix her own affairs into a joke. Also, if you want to get something first, you must first give it to her. If you want to know what her job is, you should introduce your job first. If you want to know what time she goes to bed at night, you should first talk about your work and rest habits... It is not difficult for girls to chase the main man. Still sincere, I guess buying a towel for your girlfriend is something every boy will experience, haha, don’t say drink more hot water, go to the drugstore to buy a box of painkillers, a pack of brown sugar is enough for ten yuan, Just send it directly to her home. When the parents see it, they will be very happy and say that you are sensible.

It’s not that I hate straight men, I hate straight men’s cancer. Straight male cancer disgusts girls. This phenomenon is no longer a one-day thing. So what are the characteristics of straight men? 1. Lack of communication:

In fact, many problems can be solved through good communication, but it is easy for straight men to blurt out: "You think so, and I can't help it." This sentence can easily become a trigger for girls to lose their temper, because it actually implies a sentence: I am too lazy to tell you. In fact, if it were you, you would be angry because the person you love the most says he is too lazy to communicate with you. Straight men often don’t know how to express themselves. They are not as delicate as women, and they are too lazy to say anything, so they simply don’t say anything. But what women want at this time is someone who can interact with their emotions, because you She can only bear the "stupidity" herself. 2. No opinion:

For some matters that need to be decided, straight men will always listen to their families and implement them according to their opinions. They do not have any opinions of their own and often do things without considering the consequences. For such a type of boy, women will feel very insecure. They feel in their hearts that you don't even have this opinion, and they don't dare to expect you to do anything else.

3. Emotional loss of control:

If your boyfriend gets angry and loses control of his emotions because of trivial things, then life will be very sad if you get along with him. Moreover, when you lose control of your emotions, it is often easy to do something irrational. When the time comes to do something that you regret, you will have no way to undo it even if you want to. 4. Love to brag:

People who like to brag and tell big stories. In order to satisfy their own vanity, they often like people who write bad checks and often exaggerate the facts. As a result, when you really need to ask him for help , but he immediately pretended to be deaf and dumb.

This kind of straight man can deceive girls for a while, but can cause girls to follow him and delay their happiness for a lifetime, so it is better to stay away from such people.

5. Straight men do not consider women’s feelings when it comes to cancer.

When my girlfriend was sick, she said she was pampered; my girlfriend wanted to go to graduate school, but she said she shouldn’t; my wife and her mother asked when they could have conflicts and said they should be filial; my wife wanted to go to work after giving birth to a child. , saying that she is irresponsible; when the child is sick, she says it is all the wife's fault... Anyway, the wife should not have her own thoughts and should live according to her own ideas.

When I was in college, I met two girls on the street and asked me where I bought nice clothes. Then I told them once and left. Then my classmate told me that you were hit on and you didn’t know

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