What are the classic jokes? Very short, very suitable for texting jokes?

1 Giraffes, tigers and pandas are all laughing at the ugliness and stupidity of pigs. The pig was impatient and roared, "I provoked whoever I recruited!" " I'm just reading the text message! "

I am determined to do three major things for the people of China: (1) putting up the Great Wall; (2) Building elevators at Mount Everest; (3) Put the plane into reverse gear; Do three little things: (1) Wear a mask for flies (2) Wear gloves for mosquitoes (3) Feed you some pig feed!

The phone rings-indicating that I miss you; The phone rings twice-that means I miss you very much; The phone rang three times-which means I really miss you; The phone rang four times-which means I miss you very, very much; The phone rang five times-it's time to answer it, little guy!

Look at you, American head, French waist, Indian nose, Hong Kong feet, people are not people, ghosts are not ghosts, only one head and two legs. Look at you, grinning at the text message!

You are as diligent as a bee, as beautiful as a butterfly, as loyal as a puppy, as smart as a kitten, as honest as an old cow and as powerful as a tiger. No wonder people call you an animal!

6 If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; Without you ... idiots don't exist!

I heard that your mobile phone has no SMS function, so I sent this SMS experiment. If you receive the SMS function and it is my SMS, please reply "I have it, it's yours!" " "

On your way to xishuangbanna tourism, Yunnan, you were besieged by a group of wild boars. Other passengers took out food and money, but the wild boar was unmoved. You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried: "Boss, we finally met you!" " "

You are a 10 playboy. You often play with 9, 8 can't have 10 thousand yuan at home, dislike 7 all the year round, reach out for 6 days, look for prey, 5 ask many questions, but you are still half-hearted. 1 You are definitely not a good person.

10 Are you free tomorrow afternoon? I want to find you! Can you pick me up at the station? However, I'm afraid it's hard to recognize people. You let your head explode, with a stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left. The joint signal is, "Come on!"