Short stories about circles, jokes, brain teasers, riddles, historical stories, etc.

Aries

Mom often tells Aries: "Don't swing on the swing when wearing a skirt; otherwise, the little boys will see the underwear underneath!"

One day, Yangyang happily said to her mother: "Today Xiao Ming and I competed on the swing, and I won!"

My mother said angrily: "Didn't I tell you? Don't wear skirts when wearing skirts. Swing!"

Yangyang said proudly: "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see my underwear!"

(Brave, forthright, daring Aries)

Taurus

Melon vendor: “Come and eat watermelon, it’s not sweet, no money required!”

Hungry Taurus: "Wow! That's great, boss, here's something that's not sweet!"

(Taurus who manages the household, wants to have an affair but also takes care of himself)

Gemini

The mother asked Shuangshuang to get up: "Hurry up! The rooster has crowd several times!"

Shuangshuang said: "What does the rooster's crow have to do with me? I'm not a hen. !"

(Gemini with strong self-awareness and independent thinking)

Cancer

On the bus, Crab said: "I want to sleep with my mother tonight! "

My mother asked: "Will you sleep with your mother when you get married?"

Crab Xia said without thinking, "Yes!"

My mother asked again. : "What about your wife?"

Xi Xia thought for a long time and said: "It's easy, let her sleep with her father!"

Mom: "!@#$% ︿&＊（……—”

Looking at dad again, tears filled my eyes!

(Oedipus complex, attached Cancer)

Leo

Shishi went to his grandma’s birthday party. When it was time to eat birthday buns, Shishi asked, “Why do we eat birthday buns that look like butts?”

Everyone listened. His face changed greatly.

Then Shishi opened the birthday bag, looked at the bean paste inside, and said, "Grandma, look! There is still poop in it!"

Everyone was dizzy. , vomiting.

(A proud lion who feels for himself and is not afraid of other people’s opinions)

** is curious about the belly button, so he asked. Dad.

Dad briefly explained the reason why the umbilical cord connects the fetus and the mother's body, saying: "After the baby left the mother's body, the doctor cut off the umbilical cord and tied a knot, and then it became Navel."

Everyone: "Then why doesn't the doctor tie a bow?"

(** who is curious and pursues perfection)

Libra (Princess) (zodiac sign)

My father said to Tiantian: "Don't go to school today. Last night...your mother gave birth to two younger brothers for you. Just tell the teacher."

Tiantian replied: "Dad, I only said that I gave birth to one child; I want to save the other one for next week if I don't want to talk about it in time!" ”

(Smart, weighing the pros and cons) Why didn’t I feel that

Scorpio

As soon as Scorpio fell asleep, he was bitten by a mosquito.

Scorpio

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He got up to drive away the mosquitoes, but he couldn't get them out, so he pointed at the mosquitoes and said, "Okay, if you don't go out, I'll go out!" "As he spoke, he left the room, closed the door tightly and said proudly: "Humph! If I don't come into the house tonight, you will starve to death! ”

(Scorpio who doesn’t understand and doesn’t play by common sense)

Sagittarius

Xieshe: “Dad, why do you have so many white hairs?” ? ”

Dad: “Because you are not good, dad has a lot of white hair.”

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Sheshe:... (in doubt)

Sheshe: "Then why do all grandpas have white hair? ”

Dad:!＠#＄%︿&＊(…

(Sagittarius who likes to think)

Capricorn

One day , Jie Jie went to the street with her mother; while walking on the road, it suddenly started to rain.

My mother took Jie Jie’s little hand and said, "It’s raining, run forward!"

Capricorn asked slowly: "Then it won't rain ahead!?"

(Capricorn understands the reality and is too lazy to change)

Aquarius

Ping Ping asked her mother: "Why do you call Mr. Chiang 'ancestor'?"

Mom said: "Because 'ancestor' is a term for the dead."

Ping Ping said: "Should the deceased grandma be called "Fresh Milk"?"

(An Aquarius who is born to be different, and his thinking is always different from ordinary people)

Pisces

Dad told Yuyu about how he often went hungry when he was a child.

After hearing this, Yuyu had tears in his eyes and asked sympathetically: "Oh, Dad, are you because of this?" Did you come to our house because you had no food to eat?”

(Pisces is rich in compassion, regardless of the situation)