Advanced humor cat laughs to death

Advanced humorous sentences are as follows:

1, if I can choose life, I'd rather be simple. A teacup, a hut, an acre of fertile land, and 100 million deposits. Simple, good.

In fairy tales, the prince and princess finally live a happy life. The main reasons: one is beautiful and the other is rich.

Today, I met the person I like, and I went up to say hello to her. She said to me mercilessly, "Why aren't you dead?" My heart can't help sighing to the sky: "God, there are sisters who care about my life and death these days." Suddenly I found a goal to live.

4. People fall in love by looks, romance and burning money. On the other hand, I am blind.

As a junior high school student, my family often suspects that I am in love. I just want to say seven words to them about this matter: you overestimate me.

My husband is very worried about the future economic situation. I comforted him: the fortune teller said that I have a car and a house, and I have no worries about food and clothing. Don't worry. Dull for three seconds, my husband lit a cigarette and asked faintly, didn't he say that you have been married several times?

7, don't sweet talk, don't show happiness. Because physics common sense tells us that the sun is easy to lose water, and refrigeration is the best way to keep fresh.

8. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not natural and unrestrained.

9. An unlucky man complained that he proposed to his girlfriend, which was very romantic. He moved his girlfriend to tears and then hugged her tightly. Finally, his girlfriend refused because she was not addicted once and wanted to be moved again.

10, money without feelings is called buying and selling; If you have feelings and no money, it's called a loss-making business.