China's jokes about Burmese football.

1. Recall that in order to learn football experience from five-star Brazil, the Japanese invited Brazilians to coach in their own countries and naturalized Brazilian players. As a result, Japanese football became the first class in Asia and was brought to the World Cup by Brazil and became a frequent visitor. Later, China followed the Japanese example and chose to study four-star Italian. Lippi, Capello and Calavaro were invited to be coaches, and the effect was immediate. China pulled the Italians out of the World Cup.

2. Fu Geci asked God, What do we lack? God replied, pass on Brazilian art to your players, and Fu Geci left happily. Passareira asked God, What do we lack? God said, I want Diego Diego Maradona to be ten years younger, and Passareira left happily. Li Tie asked God carefully, how can he enter the World Cup? God pondered and said, the only way to enter the World Cup is to turn men's football into women's football! Yes! Become a woman! !

3. "Viagra" found a national team member to advertise: the player held the football in his left hand and pointed at the screen with his right hand and said, "Who can not shoot for more than 90 minutes, I can!"

The condom manufacturer was deeply inspired by the advertisement of Viagra, so he found a group of players from the national team and made an advertisement: all players blew up the goal, and the slogan was: "No matter how many times you shoot, you can't shoot!"

Manufacturers of birth control pills also want to advertise, but birth control pills are mainly aimed at women. What should I do? ! Or the China Football Association has a way: let the red whistle of the Super League wear black, blow the whistle, wave, and proudly say, "It doesn't matter how much you enter!"

4. A man committed suicide by jumping off a building, wearing a national football jersey above and high heels with women's underwear and black stockings below. When the relatives of the man rushed to the scene of suicide, they were ashamed to see the makeup of the deceased and hurriedly took off the national football jersey worn by the deceased.