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When I used to buy food, my wife always said that it was too expensive for me to bargain. Today, she went with me and saw a cucumber seller. I asked how much is a catty?

Boss: 3 yuan.

I was just about to make a counter-offer when my stupid wife came to see me. Boss, make it cheaper. 10 yuan I'll take three catties!

Whose wife is this? I don't know.

This is not the climax. The boss actually replied, "You don't sell it, three yuan a catty, and my purchase price is high."

I ...