Jokes and sayings

1. Television, an entertainment medium, can make countless people laugh at the same joke at the same time, but it still makes people feel lonely. eliot

2. Many truths are told in the form of jokes. -Nietzsche

3. What a joke. She has nothing, not even a last name. He has a lot of "sun fire", built a nest of wood, lived safely, and lived longer than Lamian Noodles. Lilian Lee

Everyone I meet in my life is a teacher who teaches me every lesson in my life. A passerby in the street, a piece of news seen in the newspaper, a good movie, even a book, a grain of rice, a glass of water, a joke and a tear can all make me experience life. When you face life bravely and try your best to cut mountains and split stones, believe me, one day when you look back, you will see that "the world is vast and the sea is vast." "There is absolutely no regret. -Andy Lau

There used to be a joke that a billboard fell and hit ten people, nine of whom were managers and the other was not a manager, but he was an assistant manager. Now the protagonist in the joke has evolved into a "host" to illustrate the huge host team today. For me, the host is my job and my interest. Being able to combine work and interest perfectly is enough to proudly say another fashionable expression-I work, I am happy. Chen Weihong

6. If you read English for ten minutes between classes and someone laughs at you, just look at him and say "idiot" and "retarded"! The best answer is: My future is different from yours. Cry for your future, poor child. Then continue to read aloud, continue to be crazy and continue to forge yourself. -Li Yang

7. The flowers on the road are full of ancient meanings, and the trees and grass sound autumn. Moving fame and fortune, surprised in the dream. Then find Lingbao, Fengsui and Tortoise Essence. The tip-off came, and the door of the purple mansion opened, saying that there was a Yingying. "Wen Gui" contains Chu Shanqing. Lie in the shadows until dawn. Anson joked, look at the baby. The crane returns to the sunset, and the two forget each other. Funny place, bald tomb, the world still says wake up. Huang Shang

8. Oath is really just a joke told casually when you are bored. It embellishes this bleak life and adds some colorful colors, but it is not worth any test. Not to mention the life and death of the years, or even disappear overnight. -Dong

9. It wasn't a joke, but it turned out to be a joke. Zhou Zhenglong

10, I think people in the entertainment circle are easily spoiled, but we accept our achievements too easily. If you tell a joke, someone will laugh. If you put on a dress, someone will praise you. How happy life is! Therefore, people in the entertainment circle will be spoiled and think that this will be all right. Kevin Tsai

1 1. There is a joke in the country that I picked up the stone as shit because I got up too early by mistake. That's their nonsense. My nose is very sensitive and I can smell shit from a distance. A landlord who has no feelings for shit is not a good landlord. Life and death fatigue-Mo Yan

12, there is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed and he is jealous of you; You failed and he laughed at you. Yu Dan