Ask a joke about "hot pot"!

1. Last week, the hot pot restaurant at the door suddenly held an activity, charging 1000 yuan to send 1000 yuan. That hot pot restaurant has been open for more than four years, and I knew it was a scam at first sight. That hot pot restaurant should have run away with the money.

I didn't expect my dad to get the card back at noon, so this week, our family had hot pot for lunch and dinner every day. Finally, when there were only a few tens of dollars left in Cary, the hot pot restaurant ran away. ?

I suddenly had a stomachache when I was shopping today, so I found a hotpot restaurant. Although the second floor of the restaurant was being renovated, I had no choice but to use Hana's bathroom.

But what surprised me most was that when I went down to the first floor, there was no one in the originally full restaurant. Suddenly, a waiter climbed out of the bar and said, Oh, you are so lucky that you weren't there when shit fell from the ceiling and hit the electric fan!

3. A man and his wife were chatting while eating in a hot pot restaurant. Just as they were happy, a young woman came up and looked straight at the man and said, "I'm pregnant!" " His wife froze at first, then slapped the man twice, pulling and crying. The eyes of the whole hot pot building are focused on them, and men want to cry!

At this time, the young woman came over faintly: "Please put out your cigarette, thank you!" " "A person burying his face in tears. After that, he gave up smoking! Eating is risky, so be careful when smoking!

4. I opened a hot pot restaurant and found a waiter. The guest paid 354 yuan, and I don't want the money. I gave each other 1000 yuan. The reason is that I died several times while watching others play the glory of the king on their mobile phones. I lied to my teammates, but I couldn't take it anymore and patted them on the head.

I went to eat hot pot yesterday, and I saw on the wall of the hot pot restaurant that the sheep were raised by myself, the vegetables were planted by myself, and the oil was squeezed by myself, reminding customers to eat with confidence.

When I paid the bill, I quietly said to my boss: Boss, I printed this money myself, so please feel free to use it! The boss chased me for several blocks, but I missed him. It's funny, my legs are my own, I can go anywhere I want, and every day is full of hope!