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On the Rewriting of Wolf-like Classical Chinese from The Butcher
A butcher with big arms and thick waist was walking alone on his way home. He was dressed in linen with a shoulder pole on his shoulder, and his figure trembled in the ferocious and terrible night. Due to the prosperous business during the day, the meat in the bag was snapped up, leaving only a few bones. As he walked humming, he suddenly found two fierce wolves behind him, with green eyes eyeing him. Seeing that the battle is about to get food from the butcher, the situation is steep!
The butcher's heart suddenly became uneasy, but out of desperation, he had to move forward, thinking about a good plan. Finally, I decided to give them the remaining bones and move on. I didn't expect the bone to be chewed up by one of the wolves, while the other one was still behind. No way, the butcher had to throw another one, but they ate another one and the other continued to chase the butcher. "Well, this is not the way," the butcher thought in confusion. After a while, the bones were lost, but the two greedy wolves followed the butcher as they started.
The butcher was on tenterhooks when he saw the two wolves refused to leave. He couldn't help shivering at the thought of his critical situation. He thought, "Why am I so unlucky today? What should I do if these two enemies suddenly come in front of me and attack me back and forth? " ! Troubled by this matter, I thought that if there was really no way, I would simply fight with them. I suddenly looked around and saw the endless fields not far away, almost all of which were vegetable fields. A closer look reveals that there is a threshing floor hidden inside, and a large area of wheat fields and firewood are piled up like a hill by farmers.
When the butcher planned to arrive, he regarded this place as a "wolf killing field" and fought with the wolf. After planning this perfect plan, he breathed a sigh of relief and sighed: "It can be said that when God closes a door, he will also open a window!" The butcher was glad of his good luck and ran to hide under the firewood for a walk. After the butcher let go, he unloaded his baggage and took out a sharp butcher knife in his hand, ready to wait for the wolf's attack.
The wolf saw that the butcher seemed to have a few hands when he picked up the knife, and thought, If you attack him rashly now, you may lose your wife and lose your soldiers. You'd better think twice. They are alert, dare not attack easily, but refuse to let go, just glaring at the butcher. After a while, nothing happened between the two sides. After a little relaxation, the butcher was surprised to find that there was no trace of a wolf in front of him, leaving only another wolf squatting like a dog, with his eyes almost closed.
The butcher thought about it, knowing that he must not miss this good opportunity, so he rushed over and gave the wolf a heavy blow with a knife-the wolf's head was split open. The wolf suddenly felt unbearable pain. Before he could recover, he saw the butcher dance several times. The wolf was cut black and blue, curled up feebly and dying, and finally fell in a pool of blood. ...
The butcher was about to go home after killing the wolf when he suddenly remembered, "It used to be two wolves. Why is there only one left? " ? He couldn't help looking back at the pile of firewood. It turned out that another wolf was struggling to make a hole in it. It was cunning to come in and attack the butcher when he was not ready. The butcher saw that the wolf's body was in the middle, showing only * * and its tail. He seized the opportunity to run behind the wolf, promptly cut off the wolf's hind legs and killed the wolf, too. At this moment, the butcher really understood the intention of the wolf before: the illusion it created was originally to seduce himself.
The butcher picked up the pole and went home happily.
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2. Classical Chinese wolves write vernacular stories from the perspective of wolves. It's really bad luck today. I didn't catch any rabbits. It's already evening, my eldest brother and I are wandering on the roadside, growling with hunger, holding a glimmer of fantasy and hope, waiting for the arrival of prey.
Suddenly, a butcher appeared at a fork in the road in the distance, burly and carrying a burden. Our eyes suddenly lit up. It's getting late and there are few people. Why don't we hurry? So my eldest brother and I followed the butcher.
There are some bones left in the butcher's burden. He may have found us, so he quickly threw a bone out. I stopped to chew the bone first, and the eldest brother continued to chew. Alas! We have been hungry all day. How can these bones solve our hunger? When the butcher threw the second bone, my eldest brother stopped to chew the bone and I followed. We agreed that we must not let this fat sheep go tonight!
Ok, the bones are finished, and the brothers continue to follow him, ready to wait for an opportunity to start! The butcher was sweating with fear. As for us, we are even more proud, planning how to subdue him at one stroke. Who would have thought that after the butcher arrived at a wheat field in the field, he suddenly ran to a pile of firewood like a mountain, put down his burden and picked up a butcher knife at us.
Eldest brother said, can't make a move, he is armed, we should guard against. The butcher stared at us, and we really dared not jump forward, so we stared at him. However, this is not the way. Big brother came up with a good idea. It made me pretend to sleep in front of the butcher and let the butcher relax his guard. He pretended to leave, but in fact he wanted to sneak up from behind the firewood pile.
The plan was made, and the eldest brother went straight away. As for me, I crouched in front of him like a dog, slightly closed my eyes, looked carefree and pretended to be sleeping. Suddenly I felt that my head was cut by something sharp, and then I was stabbed several times. Alas, I lost my life before I could fight back. Really die unsatisfied!
(When I arrived in the underworld, I was about to talk to Yan when my eldest brother came. I caught up with him and asked where it came from. Eldest brother said that half of his body and head had been drilled into the firewood pile, and he almost got it, but the butcher cut off his leg from behind and killed him mercilessly. Alas! Death is more unfair than me! I didn't expect my two wolves to be so cunning that they all died at the hands of a human in the blink of an eye. What a joke! )
3. Rewriting Pu Songling's ancient prose Wolf may be a bit too much ~ ~
A butcher came home from selling meat. It was getting late, and suddenly a wolf rushed in and looked at the meat in the bag, as if he were greedy. It followed the butcher for several miles. The butcher is afraid, take a knife to scare him, and he will take a step back; When the butcher goes forward, he follows. The butcher thought that the wolf wanted meat, so it was better to hang the meat on the tree for the time being and pick it up the next morning. So he hooked the meat, stood on tiptoe and hung it on the tree, and then showed the empty bear to the wolf, and the wolf stopped. When the butcher went back to get the meat at dawn, he saw a big thing hanging on the tree in the distance, which looked like a person hanging on the tree. He was frightened and looked at it hesitantly. It turned out to be a dead wolf. Looking up carefully, I saw the wolf biting the meat, but the hook hooked its upper jaw, just like a fish taking the bait. At that time, the wolf skin was very expensive, worth more than a dozen gold, so the butcher had some money. People say that climbing trees is for fish, but this wolf climbs trees for disaster. This is really funny!
4. Write the word 100 1 from the wolf's point of view in classical Chinese. Flexible use of parts of speech: hole: nouns are used as verbs to make holes.
A wolf hole. Tunnel: Nouns are used as adverbials from tunnels.
It is going to dig a tunnel to attack the rear. Dog: Nouns are adverbials, like dogs.
A dog is sitting in the front. 2. The interchangeable word "stop" is the same as "only", but.
There are only bones left. 3. Polysemy: just like "only", only the remains of bones are left.
Stop it, the wolf will get the bone. Meaning expression, meaning what leisure.
Yes, it means that authentic people should attack the back. If the enemy attacks, he will be afraid of being attacked by the enemy.
Enemy, cover and seduce the enemy. In front, I am afraid of being attacked by the enemy.
Go forward, the wolf dare not go forward. 4. Function word usage: (1) pronoun, indicating that the wolf was killed by several knives.
Auxiliary words, yes, the changes of animals are geometric. Auxiliary words, syllable adjustment, no translation, long time.
Auxiliary words, located between the subject and the predicate, are not translated, but the two wolves still drive together as before. (2) throwing bones with prepositions.
Preposition, used to cut the wolf's head with a knife. Conjunction, the purpose will follow.
Conjunction, used as a cover to lure the enemy. (3) the meaning of "its" ① Fear of being attacked by enemies before and after.
(of wolves). (2) Wages accumulated by the owners.
(of a threshing floor). (3) Tu Naiben relied on it.
(of firewood piles). (4) a wolf hole in it.
(collecting firewood and grass). (5) The intention is to dig tunnels and let people attack the rear.
(of a butcher). (3) After slaughter, its shares are broken.
(of wolves). 5. Common words: fear: fear.
Follow: follow. So: it's the same.
Drive; Catch up. Embarrassed: embarrassed.
Fear: I'm afraid. C: Yes.
Close your eyes. Violence: Suddenly.
Kill: kill. Femur: thigh.
May: Sleep. Hey: Cunning.
When I was a child, the wolf left and a dog sat in front. (Pu Songling's Wolf) A butcher came home at night, and the meat in his burden was sold out, leaving only some bones.
I met two wolves on the road and followed them for a long time. The butcher was afraid and picked up a bone and threw it out.
One wolf got the bone and stopped, and the other wolf followed. The butcher picked up another bone and threw it over. The wolf who got the bone stopped later, but the wolf who got the bone first followed.
The bones have been thrown away, and the two wolves are still chasing together as before. The butcher was embarrassed. He was afraid of being attacked by a wolf.
I saw a threshing floor in the wild. The owner piled firewood on the threshing floor and built it like a hill. The butcher then ran over, leaned over the pile of firewood, put down the burden and picked up the butcher's knife.
Both wolves dared not go forward and stared at the butcher. After a while, one wolf went straight away, and the other wolf squatted in front like a dog.
After a long time, the wolf's eyes seem to be closed, and it looks very leisurely. The butcher suddenly jumped up, cut the wolf's head with a knife and killed the wolf with several knives.
The butcher was about to hit the road when he turned to the back of the haystack and saw another wolf digging a hole in the haystack, trying to get through and attack the butcher from behind. The wolf's body is already half, showing only * * * and tail.
The butcher cut off the wolf's hind legs from behind and killed the wolf. I realized that the wolf in front pretended to sleep, which was originally used to lure the enemy.
The wolves were too cunning, but after a while, both wolves were cut down. How many tricks can animals have? This is just a joke.
5. Pu Songling's Wolf 1 rewrote a vernacular in classical Chinese.
It's dusk when people slaughter goods and return them. The wolf came and looked at the meat, which seemed to drool; Step by step, the tail line is a few miles. Sudden fear, to show it with a blade, is slightly; Go follow it. It is better to kill the inorganic meat and meditate on what the wolf wants than to hang it on a tree and let the fleas take it away. Then hook up the meat and hang it between the trees, showing that it is empty. The wolf is the only one. Tu unexpectedly returned. I went to get the meat and watched the giant hanging from the tree in the distance, like a man hanging. It sucks. Wandering around, you will die. Looking up, I saw the meat in my mouth, and the meat hook stabbed the wolf's jaw, like a fish swallowing bait. When the price of wolf skin is more than ten gold, it is painted with jade. It is ridiculous to ask for fish from the wood, but the wolf will suffer.
writings in the vernacular
A butcher sold meat and went home. It is getting late. At this moment, a wolf suddenly appeared. The wolf has been peeping at the butcher's meat, and the saliva in his mouth seems to be coming out, so he followed the butcher for several miles. The butcher was so scared that he showed the wolf the butcher knife. The wolf stepped back a few steps, but when the butcher turned to move on, the wolf followed. The butcher had no choice but to think that the wolf wanted meat, so he might as well hang it on the tree (so that the wolf could not reach it) and come back tomorrow morning (when the wolf left). So the butcher hung the meat on the hook, stood on tiptoe (with the meat hook) on the tree, and then showed the wolf the empty burden. So the wolf stopped following the butcher. The butcher went home (safely). At dawn the next day, the butcher went to get the meat (where the meat was hung yesterday) and saw a huge thing hanging on the tree from a distance, just like a person hanging on the tree, very scared. (The butcher is afraid) He lingers carefully (around the tree) to get close to it. When he gets closer, it turns out to be a dead wolf. The butcher looked up carefully and found that the wolf had meat in his mouth, and the hook for hanging meat had pierced the wolf's upper jaw. Like a fish biting the bait. At that time, the wolf skin was very expensive in the market, which could be worth more than a dozen taels of silver, so the butcher's life was slightly better.
Like climbing a tree to catch fish, wolves want to eat meat, but the result is a disaster. That's ridiculous!
6. The Classical Wolf of China was rewritten (changed to more than 500 words). A butcher went to the market to sell meat, but it was sold out very late. His burden is only a few bones left. Unfortunately, when he came home, he met two very hungry wolves. No matter how fast or slow the butcher walked, the wolves followed the butcher for a long time.
The butcher was very scared and thought, "this is not the way to go on!" Don't let two wolves come home with me? ! No, absolutely not. Oh, I have to do something! By the way, there are some bones left on the bear anyway. It's better to take them to honor grandma wolf, and maybe get back a life. Well, that's it! "
So the butcher picked a long and thick bone and threw it to the wolf. A wolf grabbed the bone and wolfed it down in the same place. The big one didn't get the bone, but he seemed very dissatisfied and followed the butcher. After watching "Destroying Wealth and Eliminating Disasters", the butcher threw all the remaining bones to another wolf. The other wolf stopped, and the butcher breathed a sigh of relief and walked home quickly step by step. However, I don't know when another wolf followed. It seems that it has finished eating the bones that the butcher just threw at it. At this time, the bear's bones were gone, but the two wolves had finished eating the bones and still followed the butcher.
The butcher thinks the situation is not good, and the bones have been thrown away, but the wolf is still behind, and he doesn't want to kill himself! This is terrible! The butcher quickly looked aside, looking for a hiding place. At this time, he saw a wheat field next to him, and the owner of the wheat field just piled firewood in the middle of the wheat field. This is a good place to avoid wolves! The butcher thought, it's very kind of the master. You must come and thank him some other time.
So the butcher ran to the bottom of the woodpile, put down the burden, picked up the butcher's knife and prepared to fight the wolf at any time. The wolf dare not take a small step forward easily when he sees this kind of battle, for fear of being killed by the butcher. ...
After a while, one wolf went straight away, and the other wolf sat in front of the butcher like a dog. Gradually, his eyes seemed to close and his expression seemed to relax. The butcher thought, "This wolf is really a bad thing! Eating my bones for free still wants to hurt me. NND can bear it, can't bear it, can't bear it, then there is no need to bear it! Damn it, I want to fight you! You are a stinking pervert! " The butcher's grip on the knife became stronger, and he whispered, "If the tiger is not arrogant, just treat me as a sick cat!" " ! Today I will show you my strength! "Say that finish, the butcher jumped in front of the wolf and cut it for a while. It is estimated that after the wolf died, he picked up the burden and wanted to leave. He turned to look back when he heard the sound of hay breaking behind him. He saw a wolf digging a hole and trying to attack himself from behind. Half of his body is gone, only showing * * * and tail. The butcher angrily cut off the wolf's leg from behind and said, Soon, the wolf died, too. The butcher realized that the wolf in front pretended to sleep to confuse himself so that his companion's trick could succeed, but he failed in the end! The butcher pulled the tails of two wolves, ready to take them home, skin and slaughter them, and sell them at a good price in the market tomorrow to make up for the bone loss lost to wolves today. The butcher went home contentedly!
The wolf was very cunning, but soon they both died. How many skills can these animals use? ! It's just a joke to us.
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