My hot wife's wedding night dress is pure and gentle, which drives me crazy.

My hot wife's wedding night dress is pure and gentle, which drives me crazy.

Text: Zen Xiaoyan

Telling the story of me and her, I decided to tell the little things between us in a new way.

If love has four quadrants, the abscissa is the temperature of love, the ordinate is the viscosity of love, the first quadrant is love, the second quadrant is fire, the third quadrant is the joy of marriage, and the fourth quadrant is shame.

The first quadrant: love.

The first secret of love: let her only see you.

To this end, I decided to listen to her attentively. When she broke up with her last boyfriend, she was eating seafood hot pot, while desperately putting potato pieces into the pot, and her mouth was full, saying, "Where are all the good men now?" Are they all dormant or occupied? " You said, that man, I'm sick to death. You said that I wore a pair of winter shoes in summer and I didn't know how to change them for half a month. Once I take off my shoes, I will definitely slap death. "

Answer: Shoes are a man's taste. Men should pay attention to their shoes, or you will be out.

Measures: buy three pairs of shoes, change a pair every ten days, change socks every day, and wash your feet with soap before going to bed and getting up early.

Effect: She showed a little interest in me, at least she was willing to make fun of me.

The second secret of love: you are everywhere.

At work, QQ roses are very cheap. Send one every hour. Otherwise, send her more smiling faces and create vibrations. When she is bored, throw a spell. I'm sorry, honey.

After work, pull on two light bulbs and go shopping and eat together in groups of three or five. Look at her blushing cheeks at the night market stall, and you can also tell some harmless jokes through alcohol; In the dim light of KTV, it is not an exaggeration to quietly throw a few more glances or have a close physical contact.

When you sleep at night, pick two short messages with a little color and a little explicit, and keep staring at the screen to reply.

Answer: If you want to win TA, you'd better go with her. As long as she doesn't resent it, go ahead.

Measures: learn to be thick-skinned, but also a little arrogant. A man must be like a man, you know.

Effect: We fell in love quietly and kissed.

The second quadrant: dry fire

The first trick of love harvest: If you want to leave, play hard to get.

Girls are used to it, but be careful to be used to it. You are like my girl. She is getting more and more presumptuous and lawless. So, I decided to give her some color to see see

Don't answer the phone, don't log in to private QQ during work hours, and don't send good night messages at night. One day, I hooked up with a girl and made love on purpose, just to make her jealous. When she is angry, a love letter is full of affection, which is to make a big banner and show her love loudly downstairs.

Answer: Women are lawns in the garden, which need pruning to be more beautiful and dignified.

Measures: Enough is enough, don't play with fire and set yourself on fire, be mentally prepared and be prepared for being beaten.

Effect: On that rainy night, she ran into my arms crying. I can't live without you. I have decided to marry you.

Love gains the second trick: small details, see if she is dead set.

Are you sure you love her? There is no doubt about it. Wouldn't it be a pity if you didn't love her? The key is how to determine whether she is the person in charge of living.

When shopping, she loves a dress very much, but you gently say: my salary this month is only for eating instant noodles, and I will buy it for you later. Look at her expression, micro-expression, which is very telling. If it is, let it go. If it's anything, yeah, yeah. You can buy it if the profit is large. Sell blood to buy. Of course, I'm an amateur. You can come up with more surprising ideas.

Answer: In case some women covet your height, white, handsome, talented, rich, rich, because the reality of girls who worship money is really terrible now, leaving themselves a way out.

Measures: Women are also a little vain. If you pretend to be rich, the woman who really understands you will secretly give you a bank card behind your back.

Effect: My wife, I am in charge, and what I want is her.

The third quadrant: Happy wedding.

Getting married is really tiring, just like negotiating. You won't stop until you are exhausted.

A few pieces of gold and silver, ten thousand yuan wedding dress, luxury car, entertaining guests, all these steps need me to watch them personally. What I fear most is her. Then I suddenly changed my mind: I was a little dissatisfied with that furniture. Yes, I still have this sofa, uh-huh, and this carpet and crib. It is so boring. I said, that's enough. She's just being passive. Shut up.

Answer: The water is about to boil, it's 98 degrees, but there is a bride who especially likes to specialize, which makes you unprepared and makes you cool to freezing point at once.

Measures: manpower, financial resources and material resources, just throw caution to the wind, buddy, bear the pain.

Effect: firecrackers crackled, and I stuck my head out of the car and married the bride surrounded by a large group of people. At this time, happiness seems to be the rain that you can drink when you look up on a rainy day.

The fourth quadrant: shame.

It's great to be here after all the preparations. How many points do you want for your wedding night? How do I know about you? I just passed.

I really can't imagine that in the primary stage of love, opening your mouth is a yellow joke. In the intermediate stage, I don't hesitate to tell my girlfriends about someone's sexual ability on QQ. At the advanced stage, he even offered to send me a CD for me to watch and learn. Really going to the battlefield, that shy appearance, that pure strength, I really want to collapse.

I suspect that she is faking it, but I have no definite evidence to prove it. So, on the wedding night, back to back, occasionally, she would hug me, but in an instant she shrank back like an electric shock.

Answer: woman, woman, woman or woman.

Measures: Be patient, guide slowly, and don't be too hasty. Some things should not be rushed.

Effect: love is like this, and so is that thing. Once born, twice cooked, three times and four times become an old hand, just wait to be nourished.