Any jokes? I want a joke. Smile. .

When I went to the hospital that day, the doctor said a bunch of things that I didn't understand, which made me very depressed. My colleague told me that he recently found a magical machine in a drugstore at the intersection. Just put in ten dollars, put a little urine in the small cup of the machine, pass the test, and come out with a small note that can tell you the treatment. It's amazing. Out of curiosity, I went to the drugstore after work and saw the so-called "artifact". I put in ten dollars, collected urine and put it in. Sure enough, I gave a note. The note said: You are just an ordinary sprain. Go home and apply it with a hot towel, and it will be fine in two or three days. I find it incredible. After returning home, I used our tap water, added some urine from my daughter and wife, and mixed it with mine. I want to see what the machine says. As a result, the note on the machine reads: Your faucet is a little rusty, your daughter is taking drugs, the baby in your wife's belly is not yours, and your hand injury will never get better if you play like this.