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Write a 500-word composition during a nap, and ask everyone for help.

I don't know what day it is today, and the nap is particularly "super". Look: I hate siesta. Students fall (sleep) and undress (it is too hot), but it takes 10 minutes to enter the "closed system". This time, it is a "paper mouse" who looks after the students' sleep (the power of a paper tiger is small enough, let alone a "mouse"). After more than 30 minutes, Duke Zhou and I set the chessboard and prepared to play chess. Suddenly, Duke Zhou kicked me out (of course, I was woken up). I heard a burst of laughter, confirmed by my "voice positioning system" (ear), at 800 east longitude, north latitude 1000 (fabricated), that is, Zou XX in the upper left, in front of Yan X and Zhou XX. My intuition tells me that Zhong Zhong (that is, Paper Mouse La) slept soundly, otherwise they wouldn't dare to lend them 99,999 bravery. They chatted and laughed for a while, imitating the bell at the end of their nap, and they had a big fight. Zhong Zhong, Zhong Zhong, wake up! I reached out my hand, slapped my face, and continued to talk about the sword. But the three of them are too loud, and Duke Zhou and I both have good swords. Afterwards, "Cobra" Chen X told me that they could hear it everywhere. Really annoying and super funny, the N+ 1 argument on the sword begins. Suddenly, with a bang, the sound shook the earth. Hey, what's wrong with shrimp? Could it be an earthquake? I'm looking for a way to escape at three times the speed of light per second in an earthquake. I vomited blood when I opened my eyes: my deskmate fell to the ground together with the table, and even the stool was "implicated". She stared at Zou XX for a while, and then slowly pushed the table up. 97% of the class laughed. (Zhong Zhong didn't care! ! After a nap, I went to see the rewards and punishments, and I didn't deduct them! ! Somebody give me noodles, I want to hang myself! This nap is absolutely super!