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What is said at the beginning of "A Dream of Red Mansions"?
Um, so many questions. . . Let’s talk about them one by one.
1. The stubborn stone came to the Rongguo Mansion (the Jia family is not a prince, but a prince)
The main thing is that the Empress Nuwa patched the sky and trained 30,000 Of the six thousand and one boulders, only thirty-six thousand were used in the end, leaving only one unused piece. Unexpectedly, this stone absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon under Qing'ao Peak, became spiritual, could change its size by itself, and could speak human language. One day, a monk and a Taoist priest were talking next to Shitou. They said that the Shenying Waiter and the Crimson Pearl Immortal Grass were going to the earth to experience due to the alliance between Mushi and Shitou. Shitou then begged the two masters to take it with them to the prosperous place in the world to experience the world of mortals. The two masters saw that the stone had some spirituality, so they agreed to its request, and then took it with them to the group of crazy men and resentful women who wanted to follow the Crimson Pearl Immortal Grass and the Shenying Waiter to come down to earth and be reincarnated, and let them go down to earth together to experience calamity. In order to make it easier to carry, the stone was turned into a piece of jade the size of a child's mouth. In this way, a baby boy with a jade in his mouth was born in Rongguo Mansion. This is Jia Baoyu, the protagonist of "Dream of Red Mansions" later.
2. Jia Mu takes Daiyu with pity
Jia Mu is the highest-ranking person in Ningrong Household. She has two sons and one daughter: the eldest son Jia She, the second son Jia Jing and the daughter Jia Min. Among these children, Jia Mu loves Jia Min the most. Jia Min later married Lin Ruhai, the censor of the Salt Patrol, and had a son after the marriage, who unfortunately died when he was three years old. Later, another daughter was born, named Lin Daiyu, who was the Crimson Pearl Immortal Grass in her previous life. Daiyu is in poor health and has been taking medicine since she was a child. Later, a monk wanted to turn her into a monk, but the Lins refused. They had only one daughter, so they raised her as a son. They hired a teacher, Jia Yucun, to give her a good education from an early age. When Lin Daiyu was five years old, Jia Min passed away, and Lin Ruhai's health also deteriorated. Jia's mother was very worried that her granddaughter Lin Daiyu would not have anyone to take care of her, so she sent someone to take Lin Daiyu to live in Jia's house so that she could personally take care of her granddaughter. So Lin Ruhai arranged for Daiyu's teacher Jia Yucun to accompany Daiyu and the nanny into Jia's house.
On the first day Daiyu entered Jia's house, she met the main characters: her grandmother, two aunts, the three sisters Yingtanxi, Jia Baoyu, Sister Feng, Li Wan, Ping'er, Xiren, and Zijuan They all met one by one and temporarily lived in the Bisha cabinet in Jia Mu's bedroom.
3. Jia Yucun misjudged the law and adjudicated the case
A few years before he became Daiyu’s teacher, Jia Yucun was a poor scholar. Because he had no money to go to Beijing to take the exam, he lived in the Hulu Temple. inside. There is a Zhen Mansion next to the Gourd Temple. The owner is Zhen Shiyin, and he has a daughter named Zhen Yinglian (later Xiangling). During the Mid-Autumn Festival, Zhen Shiyin heard Jia Yucun's poem chanting the moon and praised him as an ambitious and promising person. After inviting him to enjoy the moon and drink wine, he gave him fifty taels of silver and some clothes. Relying on these sponsorships, Jia Yucun went to Beijing to take the exam and won the Jinshi. He was assigned to the county where Zhen Shiyin and his father-in-law lived as the county magistrate, and married Mrs. Zhen Shiyin's maid Jiao Xing.
During the Lantern Festival when Jia Yucun was in Beijing, the servant took Yinglian out to see the lights and lost Yinglian. Later, a fire broke out in the Calabash Temple and burned down Zhen's mansion. Zhen Shiyin had no choice but to seek refuge with his father-in-law with his wife, children, and servants. His father-in-law disliked being poor and loved being rich, so Zhen Shiyin eventually became a monk.
After Jia Yucun married Jiao Xing, Jiao Xing gave birth to a son. Later, his first wife died and Jiao Xing was helped up. Jia Yucun had a happy family, but he was frustrated in the officialdom: because he was stubborn and arrogant, he offended his superiors, and was later dismissed as a civilian by his superiors. After being introduced in this way, he came to Lin's house to be Lin Daiyu's teacher. Later, because Jia's mother took Daiyu into Jia's house, Lin Ruhai recommended Jia Yucun to her brother-in-law Jia Zheng. Jia Zheng relied on his own strength to help Jia Yucun find a good official position: the prefect of Yingtian Prefecture. The first case Jia Yucun encountered after taking office at Yingtian Mansion was a murder case. This is what happened:
It turns out that Yinglian was stolen by traffickers. She grew up to be very beautiful. There was a young man named Feng Yuan who used to be a womanizer. After seeing Yinglian, he fell in love with Yinglian and determined to marry her as his wife and avoid male sex from then on. However, in order to make more money, this trafficker promised Yinglian to Feng Yuan and then showed her to Xue Pan, an idiot overlord in Jinling.
Xue Pan fell in love with Yinglian. Feng Yuan came to snatch her away, but was beaten to death by Xue Pan. Later, Xue Pan took his mother and sister Xue Baochai to Beijing to seek refuge with his uncle Jia Zhengjia. The former prefect was afraid of the power of the Xue family and did not dare to judge impartially, so the case has been delayed until now.
Jia Yucun was very angry after hearing this and wanted to judge the case fairly, but was blocked by a government official. It turns out that this yamen servant was a young monk at the Calabash Temple back then, and later he grew his hair and became a disciple. This disciple told Jia Yucun about the power of it and the "official protection talisman" related to his official position, so in order to keep his official position, Jia Yucun bent the law and arbitrarily judged the case for personal gain. He also wrote to Jia Zheng telling them not to worry.
4. Baoyu and golden locks look at each other
A few years after Daiyu entered the Jia Mansion, Xue Baochai also came to Rongguo Mansion with her mother and brother. For a while, Xue Baochai suffered from a fever virus, so he stayed at home to recuperate. When Jia Baoyu found out, he went to visit her. After entering the house, Xue Baochai asked Jia Baoyu what his jade that everyone was amazed by looked like and if he could have a look at it. Jia Baoyu gave the psychic jade to Xue Baochai. Baochai recited the words on the jade stone: "Don't lose it, don't forget it, and the immortal life will be prosperous." Baochai's maid Ying'er kept laughing and said that the words on Baoyu's jade matched the words on Xue Baochai's gold lock. After hearing this, Jia Baoyu wanted to look at Baochai's golden lock. Sure enough, what was written on it: "Never leave, never give up, will last forever" was very consistent with the words on his own jade stone.
5. Sister Feng assisted in the Ningguo Mansion
After the death of Qin Keqing, the wife of Sun Jiarong, the eldest son of the Ningguo Mansion, Jia Zhen, the head of the Ning Mansion, was too sad and busy greeting the officials and guests who came to express their condolences. Zhen's wife, Youshi, was ill (because she knew about the improper relationship between Jia Zhen and Qin Keqing), and the two were unable to take care of the housework, causing chaos in the house. At this time, Jia Zhen realized that a strong person must come forward to take charge of the situation in Ning Mansion. Baoyu saw his brother Jia Zhen's concerns and recommended Sister Feng to assist in the Ningguo Mansion.
Although things in Rongguo Mansion were already very busy, in order to show off her talents, Wang Xifeng almost took the initiative to take on this extra-special task when Mrs. Xing and Mrs. Wang politely refused Jia Zhen's request. .
Wang Xifeng liquidated the shortcomings of Ning Mansion in detail from the beginning, and implemented a system of assigning tasks by time and name in a targeted manner, so that the affairs of Ning Mansion were handled in an orderly manner.
On the fifth day of May 7th, Sister Feng was the director, but one of the people to see off the guests did not arrive. After hearing that he was coming, I was very frightened. Sister Feng was unmoved, and after finishing the matter, she ordered people to beat up the 20th team and give him a month's salary. He also said that the punishment would be doubled if this happened. Everyone was trembling with fear and obeyed the arrangement from then on, not daring to disobey. They successfully handled Qin Keqing's funeral, which demonstrated Wang Xifeng's talents.
6. Take advantage of the Iron Kan Temple
Qin Keqing’s period of mourning expired, and the Ning Mansion sent the funeral to the Tiekuan Temple. Everyone in the house and family members had arranged to stay, but Wang Xifeng felt uncomfortable, so she went to rest in a nearby Shuiyue Temple, which was also known as Mantou Temple.
After Sister Feng arrived at Shuiyue Temple and settled down, an old nun, Jingxu, took the opportunity to ask Sister Feng to do something: There was a wealthy family in Chang'an City named Zhang. Miss Zhang's family once went to the temple to burn incense and was arrested. Li Yanei fell in love with her, and Mr. Li decided to marry Miss Zhang, but she had already received a betrothal gift from the former Chang'an garrison prince. The rich man Zhang wanted to marry his daughter to Li Yanei and broke off the engagement with the Shoubei family. Of course the Shoubei family did not agree and started a lawsuit with him. Now I ask Sister Feng to let the Jia family come forward to let the guards take the initiative to promote the marriage.
Sister Feng asked for three thousand two hundred silver as a gift, so she came to help and understand the matter of breaking off the engagement. Jingxu quickly agreed. Sister Feng secretly forced Chang'an Jiedu Yunguang to marry through her joints, which resulted in forcing a young man and woman to commit suicide. Sister Feng said that she never believed in retribution from the underworld and hell. Whatever the matter, she said it would be fine. She used Jia Lian's name to make this dirty deal, but Jia Lian didn't know about it.
7. The eldest daughter of Jia Zheng, the second master of the Rongguo Mansion, Yuan Chun, was selected as a show girl from an early age and was later named a noble concubine. The emperor granted her permission During the Lantern Festival, I went back to Jia Mansion to visit my relatives. In order to welcome the relatives in Yuanchun, the Jia Mansion specially built a grand view garden. This grand view garden is resplendent with painted pillars and carved beams: there are not only the Jiangnan scenery shaded by bamboo forests, but also the country houses shaded by mulberry and elm trees; exotic flowers and plants, pavilions and pavilions, and countless luxurious scenes.
In Yuanchun's words, "all the scenery in heaven and on earth is prepared."
On the day of the Lantern Festival, Yuanchun rode in a large sedan with embroidered phoenixes and golden lanterns, and came to the Grand View Garden in droves. She gave names to various places in the Grand View Garden and ordered all brothers and sisters to show their talents and compose a poem to celebrate.
Yuan Chun was selected into the palace and went to "that place where no one is allowed to see people". When he saw Jia Mu, Mrs. Wang and others, they were filled with sorrow and joy, and wanted to cry silently.
8. The affectionate talk about Xiangyu
One noon after Princess Yuan’s wedding, Daiyu took a nap in bed. Baoyu was afraid that Daiyu would fall ill while sleeping, so he wanted to chat with her to relieve her boredom and let her get rid of her sleepiness. So I made up a story about a group of mouse spirits who stole fruits during the Laba Festival. A little mouse transformed into the most beautiful lady and stole the taro. After being laughed at by everyone, he said seriously: "Mr. Lin's lady in the salt class." That's the real Xiangyu." Daiyu noticed that Baoyu was scolding her, so she sat up and wanted to pinch him. The two got into a fight, and then Baochai came.
It is said that Yushengxiang is actually the germination and expression of the love between children.
9. Listening to Wen Baoyu's Enlightenment to Zen (should it be "Listening to Wen Baoyu's Enlightenment of Zen"?)
On Baochai's birthday, Jia's family invited an opera troupe to sing an opera. There is a play called "Shanmen", which tells the story of Lu Zhishen who became a monk and made a big fuss in Daxiangguo Temple. Among them is a poem "Parasite Grass" that Baochai considers to be an excellent one: "Many tears of heroism, separated from the virgin family, thanked for mercy and ordained under the lotus platform. No predestined relationship, separated in a blink of an eye. Naked, coming and going without worries. Where to beg, If you want to go alone in the rain and rain, if you let me, I will change my mang shoes and broken bowl according to fate!"
There was an opera singer who looked like Daiyu. When they saw it, no one said anything, but Xiangyun said it outright. . Baoyu kept winking at Xiangyun and told him not to say anything, but Lin Daiyu saw it, so Lin Daiyu was very angry and straightened her face. Xiangyun was also angry. Baoyu came to see Xiangyun and said that Daiyu was originally petty and was afraid that she would offend Daiyu so he winked. Unfortunately, Xiangyun didn't appreciate it. It happened that what Baoyu said about Daiyu was overheard by Daiyu, so when he came to see Daiyu later, she scolded him and walked out.
So Baoyu felt that he was caught between Daiyu, Baochai, and Xiangyun, and it was really tiring to coordinate the relationship. He also had to appease Xi Ren. Girls like She Yue who served him were indeed "loving gambling but hardworking" and often did not please anyone. I find it really boring. It happened that Baochai's scene touched her heart. Therefore, for a moment he really wanted to become a monk like Lu Zhishen, who "comes and goes naked without any worries".
10. Baodai*** reads the Romance of the West Chamber
When the peach blossoms bloom in spring, Mingyan brings Baoyu a lot of miscellaneous books from outside. Baoyu didn't dare to read it in his room for fear of being discovered, so he hid in the Grand View Garden and secretly read "The Romance of the West Chamber". It happened that Daiyu came to bury Peach Blossom and saw Baoyu reading. After questioning, she found out that she was reading "The Romance of the West Chamber", so she also read and memorized it carefully.
The two also borrowed words and phrases from "The Romance of the West Chamber" to express their feelings and make jokes. Baoyu compares himself to Zhang Sheng (I am a "sad and sickly person"), and compares to Daiyu to Yingying (you are the "beautiful person"). Unexpectedly, these words angered Daiyu and she said she wanted to go. Baoyu complained to his uncle. Baoyu was most afraid of his father in his life, so he was so frightened that he quickly complained. Daiyu laughed and said that Baoyu was a "silver-like wax gun head".
*** Reading the West Chamber is an important milestone in the development of Bao Dai's love. From then on, the love in the two people's hearts grew stronger and stronger, until after the "Telling the Heart" part, it turned into the maturity of love. Expect.
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