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Forty sentence excerpts from the Moments copywriting for those who don’t want to go to work on Saturday

Copywriting for friends who don’t want to go to work on Saturday (Part 1)

1. A daily routine of eating and eating on Saturday.

2. Behind every hard work, there must be a double reward.

3. After hesitating for a long time, I decided to tell you this secret that cannot be told: that is, I miss you. In addition to this, I also want to tell you that I hope you can be happy on Saturday. , and don’t forget me!

4. Busy work every day, exhausted every day until Saturday. Look at the color of the distant mountains and listen to the whimpering of the river. Stretch your stiff spine, stomp your numb feet; pat your liberated palms, haha, you can have a good sleep!

5. My eyes are dull and I feel sleepy at work.

6. Make an agreement with the breeze to spread a refreshing mood; negotiate with happiness to fill your bag for Saturday; meet the bright moon, discuss the stars, and decorate the coolness of Saturday with warmth; wish you a happy Saturday Honey, your smile is flying in the wind!

7. Don’t only see the external stains of others, but fail to see the rubbish inside yourself.

8. The breeze blows away the week’s problems for you. Fatigue, green will shake the remaining worries for you, and summer will bring you a wave of happiness. I am here to blow the whistle of blessing for you. I wish you a happy Saturday and good luck from time to time!

9. Life is too short to be brilliant and shining.

10. Bad weather, bad mood, monthly reports, annual plans, project reports. I have to go to work on Saturday, which is really tiring.

11. This Saturday, I decided to launch the "Autumn Harvest Uprising". I will use the autumn wind to sweep away the fallen leaves, take down your troubles, confine your sorrow, isolate your depression, and remove your worries. The change is confiscated and everyone is treated to a feast!

12. Smile when you work overtime on Saturday! I will also go to work with such a smile tomorrow!

13. Thank you for the reminder. Although I almost forgot that I have to go to work tomorrow on Saturday, I did not forget the working day set by my alarm clock. I thank you.

14. The most important value in life is spiritual happiness, not any external things.

15. Many incredible things happened after I woke up in the morning. I thought about it for a long time. I found out why today is Saturday and I had to get up to go to work. I was instantly unhappy.

16. People who have to work on Saturdays yawn all day long, twenty yawns in ten minutes

17. I really envy people who work on Saturdays, they can sleep in without restraint.

18. After work, I eat and sing. I am really in high spirits. I still have to go to work on Saturday. How can a social worker get such good physical strength? Let’s talk about it after retirement.

19. Loud enough, it will eventually wake people up.

20. Workers, happy moving bricks. Moments copywriting for those who don’t want to go to work on Saturday (Part 2)

21. Studying when others are wasting their time is like burning the midnight oil and working overtime.

22. I keep you in my heart every minute. Are you okay now? My dear, I hope you always have a smile on your face, and your mood embraces the sunshine every moment. May your happiness last as long as time, and I will be by your side as long as you miss me! Happy Saturday!

23. Life is beautiful to some people. These people strive for a certain goal throughout their lives.

24. What is the difficulty of being an adult? It is a dog that has to go to work on Saturday after crying late at night.

25. When I woke up on Saturday morning, I was thinking about my father quitting my job. Twenty minutes later, he went to work like a grandson.

26. Today, it changes as soon as it is said to change, and it becomes cold as soon as it is said to be cold; as for this blessing, it also comes as soon as it is said to come, and it arrives as soon as it is said to come.

Friends, no matter where you are, I wish you that your mood is comfortable, your body is healthy, your future is bright, and your Saturday is very happy!

27. If you give me 8 times the salary, I won’t even want to work on holidays, not to mention that you all only work as normal. Well, I will work as usual on Saturdays and Sundays that are off, and I will still have to work on National Day after that. Work "normally" and take the hammer class.

28. If a person does not seem particularly happy on Friday, it means that he will still have to go to work on Saturday.

29. His awe-inspiring character and awe-inspiring righteousness fill the world, making ghosts and gods change their colors in vain.

30. Hard work will eventually yield results, and hard work pays off.

31. No matter how fast you walk, you can't get out of my mind; no matter how far you go, you can't get out of my sight. No matter how busy you are, remember to collect my blessings. It’s Saturday, let your body rest and let the God of Wealth work overtime; let your worries go on business trips and let happiness visit you; let your tiredness be laid off and let your health take over; let your thoughts be close to you, I’ll send you a text message to wish you a happy mood!

32. People who respect others will not insult others, and people who are thrifty will not rob others.

33. The phone vibrates, giving you a massage; the screen lights up, letting you shine; the ringtone rings, relaxing with you; a text message is sent, asking friends to care; Saturday is here, gently Say hello. Have a good mood on Saturday!

34. If a young man doesn’t know how to get up early and study diligently, it will be too late when he gets old and regrets not studying enough.

35. Without saliva and sweat, there will be no tears of success.

36. When Saturday comes, I thought hard and finally came up with a poem for you. When I turned on my phone, I found that the inspiration had already slipped away. However, after my unremitting efforts, I still came up with a very literary sentence for you. :Happy Saturday!

37. The world will give way to those who have goals and vision.

38. I thought there would be a Saturday this week, but I didn’t expect that I am still working overtime and have to go to work tomorrow. It is another day when I want to curse.

39. I started planning this text message in the early hours of Friday morning, and discussed it with Duke Zhou. It took me one night to revise it, and it was finally completed in the early hours of Saturday morning. I will give it to you now. Dangdang, I wish you a happy Saturday!

40. Finally it’s Saturday again, so be free and happy! My hair can be as messy as a bird's nest, my slippers don't distinguish between left and right feet, I can sleep until dark, turn on my phone, and then my message pops up: I wish you a happy Saturday! Post a copy on Moments about not wanting to go to work

1. Going to work is like breathing pain, it lives in every corner of my body.

2. I don’t want to go to work, even less when winter comes.

3. After the vacation, I will continue to move bricks.

4. When I think about having to work overtime tomorrow, my head hurts, my legs hurt, my eyes hurt, my hands hurt, my feet hurt, everything hurts.

5. I don’t want to go to work more and more every day.

6. There are always seven days a week when I don’t want to go to work.

7. There are always thirty days every month when I don’t want to go to work.

8. I want to resign every day, but I have to work hard every month (me)

9. "Go to Work" is being played on a loop...

10. Me I have lost my love, I have nothing to think about, I have no fighting spirit, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to do anything.

11. Working overtime makes me miserable every year. I work overtime every day like a monkey. I work overtime for no reward and I get scolded every day for no reason.

12. It’s such a cold day and it’s snowing so heavily. I must have done a lot of evil in my previous life to have to go to work, and I don’t want to go to work!

13. When we have so much work at hand that we don’t know where to start, we should calm down and play with our mobile phones.

14. When the alarm clock rings every day, five hundred reasons for asking for leave appear in my mind and I don’t want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.

15. I just want to spend the weekend wholeheartedly and don’t want to go to work. I am sleepy

16. After working at the workstation for ten minutes, my back and legs and neck started to hurt.

17. Is there anyone who wants to go to school but doesn’t want to work like me?

18. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave. I want to get out of the sea of ??misery as soon as possible. I am so tired that I feel like an old woman.

19. I don’t want to go to work and want to travel, go driving in Numbani, go bungee jumping in Nepal or something.

20. On the first day of work, I want to take leave... Think about the salary, forget it, workers don't deserve to take leave. Forty things to say on social media about people who really don’t want to come to work on Saturday (Part 1)

1. Leave the fatigue to the seat, the banknotes to the wallet, the worries to the garbage, the sincerity to the lover, leave the question marks to tomorrow, leave the happiness to today, leave the melancholy to the past, leave the joy to Saturday, I wish you all the best. Have a great Saturday!

2. I worked overtime during the holiday and have no rest today. I have to work on Saturday and will work for five days next week. I don’t know if I will work on Saturday.

3. After work, I eat and sing. I am really in high spirits. I have to go to work on Saturday. How can a social worker get such good physical strength? Let’s talk about it after retirement.

4. Today, it changes as soon as it is said to change, and it becomes cold as soon as it is said to be cold; as for this blessing, it also comes as soon as it is said to come, and it arrives as soon as it is said to come. Friends, no matter where you are, I wish you that your mood is comfortable, your body is healthy, your future is bright, and your Saturday is very happy!

5. No matter how powerful Tang Seng is, he is just a monkey trick. No matter how exciting life is, we are just an actor. No matter how depressed we are during the week, I am just a guest star. No matter how loud we sing on Saturday, you are invincible. , I wish you a happy Saturday and great joy!

6. Ask yourself, if there is nothing to be ashamed of, what sorrow and fear are there?

7. Life goes smoothly, work goes smoothly, and the weather is smooth all year round; smile at work and smile after get off work, happiness is with you every minute; good friends, good family, happiness and health will never be lacking; when text messages arrive, blessings arrive , wish you a happy Saturday!

8. For two consecutive nights, I felt a little sleepy until dawn. However, I woke up again before seven o'clock. Oh my god~ I have to work on Saturdays too

9 .Any limitation starts from within oneself.

10. You will never know how strong you are until there is no way out.

11. In good times, lowering your head is a kind of calmness!

12. Some people are fed up with watching dramas on Sunday nights for two consecutive weeks, and have to get up early to go to work without being able to take a shower, so after a lot of trouble, they changed their tickets for the next week to Friday nights. , I never thought that I would still have to go to work the next day, Saturday.

13. Be patient. Only by restraining your desires, restraining your hatred, and restraining your impetuosity can you go further with a calm mind.

14. Courage to climb, arrogant ambition, and full of vigorous and upward vitality.

15. Ideal is a balloon, but reality is a shot put.

16. Today is Friday and tomorrow is Saturday. I have to work. Is there any reason for this? I have to take a vacation and have to take it off. It’s my weekend.

17. Without saliva and sweat, there will be no tears of success.

18. Finally it’s Saturday again, so be free and happy! My hair can be as messy as a bird's nest, my slippers don't distinguish between left and right feet, I can sleep until dark, turn on my phone, and then my message pops up: I wish you a happy Saturday!

19. No matter how fast you go, you can't get out of my mind; no matter how far you go, you can't get out of my sight. No matter how busy you are, remember to collect my blessings.

It’s Saturday, let your body rest and let the God of Wealth work overtime; let your worries go on business trips and let happiness visit you; let your tiredness be laid off and let your health take over; let your thoughts be close to you, I’ll send you a text message to wish you a happy mood!

20. You don’t have to be normal to be happy. Talk about the mood in the circle of friends who really don’t want to come to work on Saturday (Part 2)

21. It’s impossible to do what you like without money, it doesn’t exist! ! So I have to work even on Saturdays to make money.

22. He who sows with tears will surely reap with smiles.

23. I heard someone say that there is a kind of bird in the world that has no legs. It can only fly and fly all its life. When it gets tired, it sleeps in the office. This kind of bird can only fly in the office all its life. It can go to the ground once, and that time is when it gets off work... so it calls: Summer Spotted Bird! Summer spotted bird! Summer spotted bird! Summer spotted bird! get off work! Hey, have a happy Saturday!

24. In order not to be in vain, you must work hard and live up to your youth.

25. What are the things that the broad masses of the people are passionate about? The answer is to send blessings. The most common way blessings are spread? The answer is texting. What am I doing now? The answer is to send you blessings! Happy Saturday and have fun!

26. Don’t only see the external stains of others, but fail to see the rubbish inside yourself.

27. It’s so hard to look forward to Saturday; don’t miss out on rest and entertainment, seize the opportunity to be happy. Saturday has arrived, hurry up and join the entertainment stage and have a good time.

28. I started planning this text message in the early hours of Friday morning. I discussed it with Duke Zhou and spent a whole night revising it. It was finally completed in the early hours of Saturday morning. I will give it to you now. Dangdang, I wish you a happy Saturday!

29. All the more accomplished scientific workers are, without exception, experts at utilizing time, and they are all determined to invest a lot of time in a lot of labor.

30. The knowledge in the book will be like a mirror, illuminating your way forward.

31. I used to look forward to not having to go to school or go to work during the typhoon day... Now during the typhoon day... I have to go to work on Saturdays.

32. Life is short, no matter how brilliant and shining it is.

33. The reason why people have one mouth and two ears is that listening is twice as much as speaking.

34. The most powerful Bodhisattva is our hands and brain.

35. Although you still have to go to work on Saturday, when you look up and see such a beautiful sky, you can’t help but take a deep breath and start a beautiful day?

36. A person who can see things from other people's perspectives and understand other people's spiritual activities will never have to worry about his own future.

37. I have to go to work tomorrow on Saturday, two holidays, three days off, three good weekends ruined in half a month, and even more tiring than going to work every day! I will always hate all days off!

38. This Saturday, I decided to launch the "Autumn Harvest Uprising". I will use the autumn wind to sweep away the fallen leaves, take down your troubles, confine your sorrow, isolate your depression, and remove your worries. The change is confiscated and everyone is treated to a feast!

39. Passengers who don’t want to go to work, please don’t take the next stop, the next stop is “Saturday”! Passengers who get off the bus, please pack your mind and start a new day.

40. Hard work can lead to a prosperous life and avoid hunger and cold. How to post something if you don’t want to go to work. It’s suitable for friends who don’t want to go to work.

1. Going to work is a pain in breathing. He lives in every corner of my body.

2. There are always seven days a week when I don’t want to go to work.

3. My life is for work

4. I don’t want to go to work, I can’t make money, and I’m not happy.

5. I don’t want to go to work. It’s boring and uninteresting. I sit in front of the computer all day and the radiation is too high.

6. We are here to make money, not to be loyal. Everything in the world is just a transaction.

7. If you want a life outside of work, you have to work overtime.

8. Doing something other than work while working is good for your physical and mental health

9. I hate work, it has wasted so many years of my youth

10. Give up and bow to your moneyless and lazy self

11. I'm in the office...as sleepy as a dog

12. Fifty-six languages, fluent In one sentence, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to go to work!

13. Bosses think that employees should do things as quickly as they talk

14. Our passion for life always disappears in the work day after day.

15. Households that have difficulty getting up, don’t want to get up, don’t want to go to work.

16. There are always a few days every month when I don’t want to go to work.

17. I don’t want to go to work for at least thirty days every month.

18. Some bosses survive by abusing their subordinates

19. A sudden temper is often a grievance that has been accumulated for a long time.

20. There are no days off, and I still walk around for several hours every day, and I mostly stand while eating.

21. Look in the mirror when you don’t want to go to work.

22. It’s that time again when I don’t want to go to work every day. It's raining outside the window, and I really don't want to go to work.

23. When you go to school, you use money to make a living, and when you go to work, you use your life to make money.

24. Before Zhuge Liang left the mountain, he had never led an army! Why should I have work experience?

25. He talks endlessly at work and doesn’t want to say a word after get off work. What is the situation?

26. I often don’t want to go to work, maybe I am too impetuous!

27. It’s Monday again, I can’t bear to sleep, but you can’t bear to...

28. After all these years of hard work, my ideal has finally come to nothing.

29. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for working and is only suitable for receiving a salary.