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A touching and tear-jerking short love story, sad and heart-wrenching. If you don’t cry, I lose!
He fell in love with her at first sight and proposed to her the day after they met. However, her husband lost his memory after a car accident. His wife took care of her amnesiac husband. He said: Thank you for being so kind to me. The next day, the wife pushed her husband to go for a walk. He suddenly asked him to wait. The wife was shocked. The husband said embarrassedly: Although we only met yesterday, please live with me.
2. In the early morning, the coffee shop was closed, but there was a girl lingering in the shop, staring intently at a handsome boy in the car repair shop across the street. He was smoking and mingling with the owner of the car repair shop. The landlady came up and asked, "Are you going to keep waiting like this?" "Yeah, but he never paid attention to me." "It's really like me back then. In order to wait for him, I rented this coffee shop opposite his shop, but 20 Years passed, and he never visited. "
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3. On Valentine's Day, she dialed his phone with trepidation
. But she heard "The number you dialed is currently on a call." She hung up and dialed again. After repeating this for more than ten times, I finally gave up. As charming as he is, Valentine's Day must be very busy. she thought. After a while, his call came, and she picked it up happily. He said, who are you talking to on the phone? They are still on the phone.
He fell in love with her at first sight and proposed to her the day after they met. However, her husband lost his memory after a car accident. His wife took care of her amnesic husband. He said: Thank you for being so kind to me. The next day, the wife pushed her husband to go for a walk. He suddenly asked him to wait. The wife was shocked. The husband said embarrassedly: Although we only met yesterday, please live with me.
2. In the early morning, the coffee shop was closed, but there was a girl lingering in the shop, staring intently at a handsome boy in the car repair shop across the street. He was smoking and mingling with the owner of the car repair shop. The landlady came up and asked, "Are you going to keep waiting like this?" "Yeah, but he never paid attention to me." "It's really like me back then. In order to wait for him, I rented this coffee shop opposite his shop, but 20 Years passed, and he never visited. "
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3. On Valentine's Day, she dialed his phone with trepidation
. But she heard "The number you dialed is currently on a call." She hung up and dialed again. After repeating this for more than ten times, I finally gave up. As charming as he is, Valentine's Day must be very busy. she thought. After a while, his call came, and she picked it up happily. He said, who are you talking to on the phone? They are still on the phone.
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4. A girl’s eyes were operated on and tightly wrapped. A man came over and took her away. She didn't ask anything, just walked forward quietly, he went straight, she went straight, he turned, she turned, he stopped, she stopped. After five minutes, the boy finally couldn't stand it anymore, "You just followed me without asking who it was. What if I'm a bad guy?" "The first time your hand held my hand, I will never forget it in my life." Dropped."
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5. They met at a dinner party and she was attracted by his elegance. There were always people trying to get him drunk, but she couldn't see how drunk he was, so she often stood in his way. From now on, he would often be called to her at dinner parties, and she thought maybe it was because she could protect him from drinking. One day when he was drunk, she couldn't help but confess her love to him while he was confused. He took advantage of his drunkenness and said, "Okay, I'll take you in." She had to stop drinking for him at the party again, and someone on the side slapped the table at him: "You've got it, how long are you going to keep pretending that you're not drunk after a thousand drinks?! ”
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6. He and she are sitting at the same table, and they are in love with each other
Fa Xiao, who has been together for twenty years, is used to talking on the phone to each other at night. , pour out your concerns. That day, she said to him on the phone: What should I do if I like someone? How should I express my love? He was a little frustrated and said angrily: Hold it in! There was no sound on the other end of the phone. He asked: Why don't you speak? She said aggrievedly: You made me hold it in.
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7. When they first got married, the wife kept several pots of cacti at home. "Do you like cacti very much?" the husband asked with some confusion. "Isn't the cactus nice?" the wife said with a smile. The husband shook his head and threw away the cigarette butt in his hand. After three years of marriage, the husband had an affair, and the two agreed to divorce. "Take those cacti with you, too." When the wife went home to move things, the husband said, "I don't smoke." The wife glanced at her husband and replied.
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8. He treats her in every possible way, such as asking her to put an umbrella in the company. But since she had an affair with her married boss, she felt that he was lackluster. One day, a storm came and the boss was in a hurry to pick up his wife and children, so she lent him the umbrella hidden in the drawer. She only felt desolate when she was alone under the office building and didn't know how to go or retreat. Suddenly an umbrella came up, "It's so windy and rainy, I'd better come to pick you up." He said with a smile. Her heart suddenly softened.
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9. "It's time for me to find a girlfriend, as my future wife." He said to her. "Then hurry up and find one! But you have to get through it with me first." She thought it was just a joke. "I found it, I'll show it to you later." He said with a smile on his face. "Congratulations then." She tried her best to hide the disappointment in her eyes. During lunch, "Where's the one in your family? Let me see if his looks match you." She asked. "You'll know when you look in the mirror." He smiled. She was stunned and burst into tears.
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10. He fell in love with her by chance. He waited every day for her avatar to be colored, but he never dared to face it or say a simple word. :I love you. He became silent. When he opened QQ, he would always say: Colored avatars are more tragic than gray avatars, such as turning a blind eye. Once, the colorful avatar shook, and when opened, there was only: I love you.
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4. A girl’s eyes were operated on and tightly wrapped. A man came over and took her away. She didn't ask anything, just walked forward quietly, he went straight, she went straight, he turned, she turned, he stopped, she stopped. After five minutes, the boy finally couldn't stand it anymore, "You just followed me without asking who it was. What if I'm a bad guy?" "The first time your hand held my hand, I will never forget it in my life." Dropped."
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5. They met at a dinner party and she was attracted by his elegance. There were always people coming to drink him, but she couldn't see that he was too drunk, so she often stood in his way. From now on, he would often be called to her at dinner parties, and she thought maybe it was because she could protect him from drinking. One day when he was drunk, she couldn't help but confess her love to him while he was confused. He took advantage of his drunkenness and said, "Okay, I'll take you in." She had to stop drinking for him at the party again, and someone on the side slapped the table at him: "You've got it, how long are you going to keep pretending that you're not drunk after a thousand drinks?! ”
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6. He and she are sitting at the same table, and they are in love with each other
Fa Xiao, who has been together for twenty years, is used to talking on the phone to each other at night. , pour out your concerns. That day, she said to him on the phone: What should I do if I like someone? How should I express my love? He was a little frustrated and said angrily: Hold it in! There was no sound on the other end of the phone. He asked: Why don't you speak? She said aggrievedly: You made me hold it in.
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7. When they first got married, the wife kept several pots of cacti at home. "Do you like cacti very much?" the husband asked with some confusion. "Isn't the cactus nice?" the wife said with a smile. The husband shook his head and threw away the cigarette butt in his hand. After three years of marriage, the husband had an affair, and the two agreed to divorce. "Take those cacti with you, too." When the wife went home to move things, the husband said, "I don't smoke." The wife glanced at her husband and replied.
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8. He treats her in every possible way, such as asking her to put an umbrella in the company. But since she had an affair with her married boss, she felt that he was lackluster. One day, a storm came and the boss was in a hurry to pick up his wife and children, so she lent him the umbrella hidden in the drawer. She only felt desolate when she was alone under the office building and didn't know how to go or retreat. Suddenly an umbrella came up, "It's so windy and rainy, I'd better come to pick you up." He said with a smile. Her heart suddenly softened.
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9. "It's time for me to find a girlfriend, as my future wife." He said to her. "Then hurry up and find one! But you have to get through it with me first." She thought it was just a joke. "I found it, I'll show it to you later." He said with a smile on his face. "Congratulations then." She tried her best to hide the disappointment in her eyes. During lunch, "Where's the one in your family? Let me see if his looks match you." She asked. "You'll know when you look in the mirror." He smiled. She was stunned and burst into tears.
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10. He fell in love with her by chance. He waited every day for her avatar to be colored, but he never dared to face it or say a simple word. :I love you. He became silent. When he opened QQ, he would always say: Colored avatars are more tragic than gray avatars, such as turning a blind eye. Once, color head
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