Selected English jokes

People can't live without happiness, and jokes are the best way to find happiness. I have compiled a long English joke story. Welcome to read it!

A long English joke story: eloquently pleading with the lawyer to go to the jury box and start eloquently pleading for her client: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I want to tell you something about this man. There are too many good things to say: he never hits his wife; He is always friendly to children; He has never done anything dishonest in his life; He has always followed the golden rule: he is a model of all decency, frankness and honesty. Everyone likes him. . . "Her client leaned over to a friend and said," How about this? I paid her a lot of money to defend me, and she told the jury about another man.

A long English joke story: Minister &; A lawyer, a minister and a lawyer were chatting at a party. "What would you do if you made a mistake in a case?" Asked the minister. "If you are big, try to repair it; Ignore it if it doesn't matter, "replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" The priest replied, "Oh, something like that. Let me give you an example. I wanted to say' the devil is the father of a liar' the other day, but I said' the devil is the father of a lawyer', so I left it alone. "

A long English joke story: a hearty meal. The local game warden in a small town in Oregon arrested a man who killed and ate an egret.

The man appeared before the judge to defend his case. After pleading guilty, but with an explanation, the judge asked him why he did it.

"I just want to feed my hungry family," he told the judge. "I've never done anything like this before."

The judge himself is a man with a family. He is soft-hearted and agrees to release the man because he just wants to feed his hungry family, and this is his first and only crime.

"But before you go, I want to ask you a question," the judge joked. "What does the egret taste like?"

"Well, my Lord," the man told him, "it's not as tender as a spotted owl, but it's much better than a damn vulture!"

Long English joke story: illegitimate child for three years in a row, a young lawyer has been spending his short vacation in the same country hotel several times a year. On his last visit, he finally succeeded in seducing the beautiful daughter of the innkeeper so that he could wait to go there again.

Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the hotel stairs and then suddenly stopped. His lover is sitting there with a baby in his lap!

"Helen, you know you are pregnant, why don't you write?" He cried. "I will rush here, we can get married, and the child will have my name!"

"Well," she said, "when my parents found out about us and knew that I was pregnant, we talked all night and decided that it was better to have an illegitimate child at home than a lawyer."