The joke that the teacher asked Xiaoming questions.

The joke that the teacher asked Xiaoming questions.

1. In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua:? Do you know anything about music?

Xiaohua:? what's up

Xiaoming:? Do you know what the teacher is playing?

Xiaohua:? Piano. ?

2. The teacher asked Xiaoming: Do you like small animals?

Xiaoming: Of course.

Teacher: How much do you like it?

Xiaoming: What can I say? Every meal! ! !

3. Xiao Ming: Do women like to be praised?

Shuang Shuang:? Is it? .

Xiaoming:? Then today the teacher came to class wearing a miniskirt. I said your underwear was beautiful, and she told me to get out. ?

In class, the teacher is talking about the seventh chapter. Xiao Ming casually opened the book and bowed his head to play with his mobile phone. The teacher found out.

The teacher asked him: Chapter VII, how to turn the book to Chapter VIII?

Xiao Ming replied faintly:? I'll wait for you in front! ?

The answer is very logical. Why did the teacher let Xiao Ming go out? . .

In Chinese class, Xiaoming sleeps at his desk. The teacher asks him: Xiao Ming, ask a question. ? Xiao Ming was at a loss and said, Teacher, are you asking me? Teacher:? It's good. Create another imperative sentence. ? Xiaoming:? Teacher, I didn't hear you clearly. Please say it again! ? Next, recreate an exclamation sentence. ? Xiao Ming lowered his head and said, it's too difficult! I won't. ? Teacher:? That's a good answer Let's study. ?

6. The teacher asked Xiao Amin a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word.

Teacher: Xiaoming?

Teacher: Xiaoming?

Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know!

Xiao Ming: Zhi ~

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