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Want to curse in a circle of friends? Hold back! ! !

Just half an hour ago, I was still in a state of extreme irritability, and I especially wanted to swear in my circle of friends. At the same time, the following picture is attached.

But I held back, um, obsessive-compulsive disorder+neuropathy is going to start analysis again.

The reason for retreating is my position. Since a person enters the society from school, he is not just a person, he represents his family, his gender, his country, his career … Yes, my career is related to noble education, so I must refrain from swearing. Is it painful? Pain, not just for one's own life, can only be so limited If you know you can't swear in a circle of friends (everyone has it, too many colleagues and leaders! ), but I want to scold in a circle of friends rather than in a private place such as a diary. It is not difficult to find out that it is to gain sympathy, attract friends' attention and get everyone's comfort (this little thought of human nature is so naive ...)

Then wake up and swear decisively in the circle of friends is self-destructive image+disgusting behavior, referred to as death. First of all, as far as the purpose of swearing is concerned, swearing in a circle of friends can't achieve the purpose of swearing, because the object of being scolded is either blocked or a film with a blank head, otherwise you can directly swear in person (with some body language by the way). Why not do something cool? Secondly, the anger of a person's life must be made public. Can you understand how annoying it is to have hundreds of people in a circle of friends accompany him with flatulence? It's rare to have a good mood. Inexplicably influenced by a person who inexplicably added WeChat. Are there any sunny days when lightning strikes? If you didn't buy it by accident, hehehe. Finally, emotions can only be transmitted if you think clearly. If you are swearing in a circle of friends with the original intention of enlightening, I want to say that everyone should have one or two intimate friends who can enlighten you. Just say it. People who know it are hard to feel the same way, let alone casual acquaintances, let alone sb. (Someone's English abbreviation, don't get me wrong ...)

I just realized that being in a bad mood is a good opportunity to eat and drink! I usually control my diet, exercise and save money for this moment … alas, I can't find the chocolate I bought before …

Well, the title of this article should be On the Importance of Carrying Chocolate with You.