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40 of Zhang Xiaoxian’s most distressing classic quotes

1. What makes women grow old is men and love.

2. A person’s life must be longer than his pain.

3. Women like to give their virginity as a gift to men.

4. In the turbulent world, people meet at the right time, but it is inevitable to say goodbye.

5. In the hearts of animals, what remains of humans is only their taste, not their appearance.

6. The person who brings you happiness is the person who can also bring you pain.

7. Time does not necessarily make a woman grow old, but will add beauty to her.

8. Don’t look at things that will make you cry. That is the only way to avoid crying.

9. My mother likes Fuchenzi. She said that time is like dust, always coming and going.

10. I want you to understand that the most beautiful love is fulfillment, fulfillment to find your happiness...

11. Love will end when the time comes. , even if you don’t want to bring it to an end.

12. Perhaps it is this sneaky feeling that makes our time together happier.

13. Love is an opportunity? Or will opportunity put two people with similar destinies together in a straw basket?

14. When love has disappeared, the souvenir becomes dispensable and even becomes a burden.

15. Flowers will fade, leaves will scatter, flowers, sweet wine, and gorgeous clothes are all mourning a love that died young.

16. "Why do you always say 'thank you' instead of 'goodbye' every time I say goodbye to you?

17. Love can make another noble person Depravity can also make a depraved person noble.

18. Secret love is sacred, and you should rely on the happiness of the other person.

< p> 19. Missing you, traveling through time, tightening your heart... It turns out that missing you is like sugar, sweet and sad.

20. When I was young, I said and did some stupid things. Some stupid things, some stupid people, this is youth, right?

21. My heart has its own end of the world. No matter how vast the world is, it can't be compared to wandering in a man's heart, that's the end of the world.

22. When you learn to give up, you can bear all the disappointments and lies. I don’t want anything, what else can you do to me?

23. The best husband is A husband who makes his wife enjoy all the glory and wealth. The best lover is always available and surprises me every day.

24. I often feel that two people are not together forever, and separation is an exception. It is inevitable. We all love each other passionately because we will eventually be separated.

25. Love is a hundred years of loneliness, until you meet the person who is determined to protect you. Bitter loneliness has its way back.

26. There will be no pain if you like someone. Loving someone may cause long-lasting pain, but the happiness they give me is the greatest in the world. Happy.

27. Your heart is my end of the world, and I can’t go further. We are not going to travel to the end of the world in this life, but to be together in this world. < /p>

28. Before the age of 30, a woman who believes in a man’s ideal is a romantic woman; after thirty years, a woman who still believes in a man’s ideal is a completely stupid woman.

29. When love changes, commitments will also change. Now that the feelings have gone with the wind, won’t the commitments fly away? It was just sweet at the time, but you were too stupid to let it go. ——Zhang Xiaoxian

30. When you want to find something, you rummage through boxes and boxes, but you can’t find it, so you have no choice but to buy a new one. When you buy a new one, it suddenly appears in front of you. What’s the principle of this?

< p> 31. Love is not complicated at first. It can only come and go with three words, either "I love you" or "I hate you", or "Forget it" or "How are you?" ", "I'm sorry".

32. Don't take yourself too seriously. In fact, not many people care about you. We are all jokes. Sometimes we enrich other people's lives, and sometimes they enrich others. our lives.

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33. We just like an affectionate self. How deeply I can love someone so deeply. When we break up, we are sad not because of the relationship, but because of ourselves.

34. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you, I wouldn’t be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I wouldn’t lose my self-confidence and fighting spirit, and I wouldn’t be in pain. It would be great if I could stop loving you.

35. If you want to forget a relationship, there is always only one way: time and new love. If time and new love cannot make you forget a relationship, there is only one reason: time is not long enough, and new love is not good enough.

36. Time flies forward and never looks back, but it also keeps reincarnating. The short life of human beings faces the long river of time. Whether it lasts forever or has existed before, it is just a quick glance, and it has passed in a moment.

37. What would you want him to look like when you see him again after many years of separation? I once loved him deeply, and he was also very good to me. So, when we see you again, I will hope that he lives well. , not very old, as long as he looks older than me.

38. Missing someone is just like missing yourself, it is both sweet and bitter. Wasn’t my past self both bitter and sweet? However, as time passes, the bitterness will also become sweeter. One day, you finally understand that all misses will pass and memories are just phantoms.

39. Life is short. If you find someone you love, you must cherish it. But why bother to settle if you can’t find it? I've never heard that you can't go to heaven without getting married. I've only heard that many people get married to someone they don't love, and they seem to go to hell from then on.

40. What is love? I felt dizzy for a while, suddenly woke up, and was shocked by myself: Oh my God! It turns out that I can love someone so much. The more I think about it, the more I feel stupid, sweet and bitter at the same time. Love is the most affectionate foolishness. ——Zhang Xiaoxian