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A short story about the Three Kingdoms

1. Taoyuan Sanjieyi.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, North Korea's political corruption, coupled with years of famine, made people's lives very difficult. Liu Bei intends to save the people, and Zhang Fei and Guan Yu are also willing to do something with Liu Bei. The three of them hit it off and chose Zhangfeizhuang as the Peach Blossom Garden. At this time, the peach blossoms are in full bloom and the scenery is beautiful. Zhang Fei prepared a green cow and a white horse as sacrifices, burned incense and prayed, and took the oath. Three people recognized their brother by their age. Liu Bei became the eldest brother, Guan Yu the second and Zhang Fei the third.

2. Cao Cao offered a knife.

One day, Cao Cao borrowed Wang Situ's sword, hid it and went to Xiangfu. Dong Zhuo asked Cao Cao why he was late. Cao Cao said, "The horse can't walk fast, so it's late." Upon hearing this, Dong Zhuo ordered Lu Bu to choose a good horse from Xiliang and give it to Cao Cao. Lu Bu agreed to go out. Just when Cao Cao drew his sword to kill Dong Zhuo, he didn't want to be looked back in the mirror by Dong Zhuo and saw Cao Cao drawing his sword behind his back, so his plan was exposed. It happened that Lu Bu had led the horse out of the pavilion. Cao Cao took the opportunity to offer a knife. And fled Luoyang on the grounds of horse testing.

3. Britain's three wars against Lu Bu.

After Guan Yu and Wen Jiu beheaded Hua Xiong before Surabaya Pass, Dong Zhuo panicked. He personally bid, with Lu Bu, stationed in Hulao Pass, and then fought against various governors. Before long, Lu Bu killed several other generals, so none of them dared to fight. Only Zhang Fei, armed with a big gun, fought with Lu Bu. Zhang Feiyue is becoming more and more difficult to deal with. At this time, Guan Yu came at once, and they beat Lu Bu. Lu Bu did not show weakness at all, and the more he fought, the braver he became. When Liu Bei saw it, they came up together, so the three of them rode around Lu Bu and finally beat Lu Bu away.

Guan Yu killed Hua Xiong with warm wine.

Hua Xiong, the general of Dong Zhuo, defeated Sun Jian, the pioneer of the Tenth Eighth Route Army, and killed two generals before the battle. He is very proud. The princes of the 18th Route Army were afraid and helpless. At this time, Guan Yu was willing to go out and said, "If I can't kill Hua Xiong, please cut off my head." Cao Cao was very grateful, so he poured a cup of hot wine and handed it to Guan Yu. Guan Yu took the glass and put it on the table and said, "I'll drink it when I go back!" " "Say that finish, carrying a sword on the horse. Guan Yu was so skilled in martial arts that he soon cut off Hua Xiong's head. Back to the barracks, Cao Cao picked up the glass on the table and handed it to him. The wine in the glass is not cold yet.

5. Wang Yun skillfully set up a series of serial stratagems.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the world was in dispute and the emperor was fatuous. Dong Zhuo, the minister of the DPRK, is arrogant. At that time, Stuart (official name) Wang Yun decided to get rid of the thief. Wang Yun has a story about an adopted daughter named Diusim, who is born with beauty. Wang Yun set up a series of tricks to make Lu Bu like the story of Dixin, betrothed The Story Of Diu Sim to Lu Bu, and then let the story of Dixin meet Dong Zhuo and betrothed it to Dong Zhuo. Therefore, Lu Bu made a feud over the story of losing Sim and Dong Zhuo, and finally killed Dong Zhuo.

6. Cao Cao killed Lv Boshe.

After Cao Cao failed to assassinate Dong Zhuo, he escaped from Luoyang and flew to Qiaoxian County. He was caught passing through zhongmou county City. Chen Gong, the county magistrate, admired Cao Cao's loyalty and abandoned his official position and fled with him. When they went to Gaoping, they lived in their home in Lv Boshe and were warmly received. Lv Boshe and his relatives went to the West Village to sell wine. But Cao Cao heard the voice of sharpening his knife after the lecture, suspecting that they wanted to kill all eight people in the Lv family with Chen Gong. In fact, the Lv family sharpened their knives and did not miss the woodcutter. Cao Cao and Chen Gong had no choice but to escape. On the way, they met Lv Boshe, a wine seller. Cao Cao was afraid of exposing the truth and simply killed Lv Boshe.