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What will you do if your parents quarrel? The answer must be funny.

Actually, it’s a joke. My parents often quarrel. I know how to get a kitchen knife for my dad and a sickle for my mom, because women are weaker, right?

Sometimes my mother scolds me, and I will say to my dad, hit this woman, she just scolded your wife. Our family is very happy, I love my parents very much. I will be their daughter in the next life, even though I have no money. .Although my mother is often in poor health, I love them very much. I really love them.