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Classic Euphemistic Satire Sentences in Friends Circle (A Collection of 30 Sentences)
2. You said that you were just fooling around all day, or just fooling around.
I'm really surprised at your shameless.
When you look at me, can you stand higher? If I always look down on you, my neck will ache.
You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.
6. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
7. Once upon a time, a woman tried to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back on me.
8. He looks innocent and sorry for the people and the party.
9. Describe your life with your 2B pencil.
10. You didn't listen to what you said, listened and didn't do it, made mistakes after doing it, and refused to accept the mistakes. Then why am I talking? !
1 1. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.
12. A mother who was born without a father was born to spoil our outlook on life and world!
13. Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying "money is not important", but the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must be rich!
14. Your mother must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and so sloppy when she gave birth to you!
15. Your toilet cleaner is used in the same way as Fu.
Classic euphemistic satire in friends circle 2 16. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.
17. The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!
18. You are willing to be used as toilet paper by others, and people still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and it is hard to scratch your ass.
19. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.
20. Fighter in scum, vip in scum, your brain was struck by lightning.
2 1. Zhong Wuyan has something to do and Xia Yingchun has nothing to do.
22. At the moment, my thoughts are broad, but my feelings are salty and spicy. -
23. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.
24. Why cover your face with your ass?
25. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart and don't take yourself too seriously.
26. I believe it's a pity that Raytheon can't touch you when it rains out of the street.
27. Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.
28. Let your mother push you back and start a new life. Your forehead is squeezed into shit by the door. Your mother caught you when you were born.
29. You graduated from a school with mental retardation. You get full marks in every exam and get the highest scholarship every year.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.
Reply to sarcastic sentences in friends circle (30 sentences)
1. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.
2. The adulterer Leng Mei is ashamed, but wearing a skirt is an ox.
You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.
When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.
You can see why there is famine in Africa.
6. Arguing with MM about whether a whale is a fish, I finally said that "the Japanese also bring a message", and she agreed that a whale is not a fish.
7. Love is not the whole of life. When you get old, you know that's just a part of life. I am immersed in love every day, and even men and women trapped by love will despise him.
8. Wings are not necessarily angels, but also birds.
9. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.
10. Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!
1 1. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !
12. I'd rather understand your desperate resistance under hooligans than bear your ignorance under men!
13. A rose lasts forever, and a rose lasts forever.
14. I don't know if I went to college or the college fucked me.
15. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.
16. I really don't know what these stars in China think. If they don't have any works, they can go to major film festivals to rub the red carpet every day. Old ladies in their forties are milking their breasts. Is this beautiful? And a French kiss kneeling on the red carpet. You think that's your bedroom? Going abroad is a disgrace to China people.
17. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting
19. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
20. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.
2 1. Children regard reward toys as partners, while adults regard partners as toys.
22. I have always believed that as long as one thing is raised at the hearing, it is basically solved-this is an issue that cannot be discussed.
23. Are those two light bulbs on your face? ! Don't plug in at night! Blind!
24. I took a photo of you on a whim and made a computer desktop, but I was infected with a computer virus!
25. Every woman who can do her best hangs a lady's sign.
26. Zhuge Liang didn't lead a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
27. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.
28. If you look innocent, you are sorry for the people and the party.
29. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a Bird, hold down "ctrl-c" and keep "CTRL-V".
30. How did a man die? Seeing a beautiful woman-dying, getting it-a beautiful death.
Sentences about satirists are suitable for sending friends (a collection of 30 sentences)
Sentences about irony are suitable for sending friends. 1. A big woman can't live without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't live without money for a day!
Take medicine when you are sick. I don't know what medicine to take. Go to Qingshan Hospital and ask. There will be something for you.
3. clap your head to make a decision and clap your chest to make sure to leave.
4. A person's death is a tragedy.
I think you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.
6. Your skull is full of shit, so everything you think has no direction like a fly.
7. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.
8. When you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, because there is sunshine behind you.
9. The villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.
10. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I followed suit and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.
1 1. You didn't listen to what you said, you didn't do it after listening, you made mistakes after doing it, and you still refused to accept the mistakes. Then why should I say it? !
Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!
13. Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart.
14. I'm not a fortune teller on Tianqiao, and I can't say what you like to hear.
15. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
The sentence about satire is suitable for sending friends circle 2 16. I thought you were just the middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.
17. All the projects were built under the banner of the people. It's all bean curd residue projects.
18. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.
19. People invented clothes to hide their shame and took off their clothes because of fashion. -the relationship between politeness and clothing.
What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.
2 1. Why do you cover your face with your ass?
22. It's all my fault that my son came out to steal things. I'm sorry for my poor education!
23. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.
24. Let your mother push you back and start a new life. Your forehead is squeezed into shit by the door. Your mother caught you when you were born.
25. I knew at a glance that you were born because your mother had been with aliens for too long.
26. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?
27. Flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive others; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and pity the daughter's heart in the world; Let men break their hearts, men are flowers;
28. In the past, a woman tried to change me. As a result, she only dismantled my parts and never put them on me again.
29. Do you have such a big face to cover the sun or something?
30. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.
Euphemism satirizes the circle of friends sentences that people can pretend.
Euphemism satirizes the circle of friends that people can pretend to be. 1. Why do you cover your face with your ass?
2. even believe in advertisements, you are stupid to read them!
3. Children regard toys as partners, while adults regard partners as toys.
Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.
Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?
6. You are not a VIP or even an IP. You're just a p.
7. Leng Mei, the adulterer, is ashamed, and the loose soil at the bottom of her skirt is an ox.
8. Marriage is the grave of love-if there is no house, you can't even get into the grave!
9. What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.
10. I'm sorry to make you laugh.
1 1. Four major sorrows in life: a long drought meets rain, a drop of water; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating a gold medal, dream.
12. arguing with MM about whether whales are fish or not, I finally said that "the Japanese also have a personal message" and she agreed that whales are not fish.
13. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.
14. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a person says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, sows can climb trees!
15. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.
You are just a remainder in the division formula, and even the perfect accessories are not as good as the original ones, and your accessories are only defective.
17. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
18. Without you, how can we set off the beauty of the world?
19. You are really creative and have the courage to live!
20. If I lose this life, I don't want an afterlife.
2 1. There is a kind of people who like to shoot themselves in the foot.
22. Hi! Brother, how can your horizontal development be worse than your vertical development!
23. There was a woman who tried to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back on me.
24. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.
25. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a Bird, hold down "ctrl-c" and keep "CTRL-V".
26. How did a man die? Seeing a beautiful woman-dying, getting it-a beautiful death.
27. People like you can only live two episodes in a drama.
28. Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.
29. A big woman can't have no electricity for a day, and a little woman can't have no money for a day!
30. Looking at you like that, I really doubt that the national eugenics plan is incomplete. Why didn't your mother realize you were a bitch when she was pregnant with you?
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